Sucking Ole' Pa Walton

I just recently move to a small neighborhood in Palm Desert, California. One evening my neighbor from across the street came over to introduce himself. I was surprised to find out he was actor Ralph Waite, from “Waltons” fame. During our conversation of his career and life in general, he asked me if I lived alone at which time I told him I was gay. He didn’t seem offended or disturbed by my confession, but simply nodded his head in agreement. He even invited me to his church, which he said was gay friendly.

As the months went by, when he wasn’t working, Mr. Waite (even he insisted I call him Ralph) often came over to talk while I worked in my garage or in the backyard. One day while his wife was away, he  came over to chat with me while I refinished a bookshelf. While I worked we made small talk about other neighbors and his job. Ralph was in his early eighties, but even at that age, he was still quite handsome. But what I noticed most about Ralph was his huge bulge and the way his package bounced up and down in the light colored tan shorts he often wore when he visited me.

While we talked, he would cross his legs at his feet as he leaned back against the workbench that lined the back wall of my garage. This forced his cock and balls to push forward and up, stretching the fabric of his shorts to form a huge bulge which perfectly outlined his cock and balls. I know Ralph was aware at his ample package and on several occasions he saw me looking at his crotch and would just smile. I never apologized or quickly looked away… I wanted him to know I was looking. I often jacked off at night while fantasizing about Ralph. Like how I would get on my knees in front of him and sucking him until he sends a stream of hot cum down my throat.

Toward the middle of today’s visit, Ralph nervously confesses to me how he always wanted to get his cock sucked again by another man. Then Ralph told me the story of working on the set of “Cool Hand Luke,” and letting (of all people) Paul Newman suck on his cock.

“It was during my drinking days and I was really horny and wants a good blow job. And my wife at the time couldn’t take all of his cock. He shocked the shit out of me when he offered and like I said I was  really horny. Paul swallowed it easy, like a pro. That one night he sucked my cock was so good he got three loads out of me over an hour period. I let him blow me two or three more times until the film wrapped up. I never did anything to him I guess he just enjoy my cock. Funny. Never thought about that until I meet you.” He confessed.

After Ralph finished his story, and without hesitation he then asked me if I would consider sucking his cock. At the same time he reached down and gave his now growing package a big squeeze. I couldn’t believe my fantasy was about to come true. I didn’t say a word; I simply latched my index finger around one of the belt loops on the front of his shorts and pulled him into a backroom off of my garage where I had a beat up old recliner in the corner.

After he sat in the recliner, I got on my knees in front of him and gently rub his huge bulge, making it bigger and bigger until it was too painful to keep contained in his shorts any longer. Slowly Ralph unzipped his zipper and his cock forced itself out, flopping against my face. I slowly lick the shaft as it lay across his hip until I reached the base where his balls where half-in and half-out of his shorts. I took both of them out and gently put one then the other in my mouth, savoring Ralph’s taste. With that Ralph starts to caress the back of my head letting out a quiet moan. I gently let his balls fall from my mouth and  and went straight for his cock. Gently I draw Ralph’s beautiful cock head into my mouth and then an inch of his shaft bathing both in hot spit. I took inch after inch until I finally had Ralph’s entire meat down my throat. I didn’t pull up and I hold him in my throat as gently massage his cock with my tongue.

“Oh my God, you really know how to suck a man’s cock. I’ve never had anyone take me all the way before. Oh, Man,” Ralph whispers.

I gently pull back and suck even harder on half of Ralph’s cock. It was throbbing with every suck as I went up and down his thick, throbbing cock while I gently massage Ralph’s huge balls. Ralph push down his shorts just enough so that he could spread his legs wider allowing me easier access to deep throat his now eight inch cock.

“You can suck my cock any time you want. Oh God, are you going to swallow my load neighbor? Please swallow my load,” Ralph pleads.

Slowly and thoughtfully I massage his cock with my throat, switching between deep throating his now enormous cock and coating his balls with hot saliva with him moaning and gasping from the pleasure. Finally, he could no longer hold back as he spread both of his legs as far as he could and with both hands on the back of my head. He let out a deep moan while forcing the last remaining inch of his cock down my throat and filling my gut with what felt like a gallon of hot cum. And I swallowed every last drop. I keep his cock in my mouth until it went limp and then I carefully tuck his deflated cock and empty balls back in his shorts. Zipped him up and thank him for letting me suck his cock. Now every Saturday when he’s not working on some film or TV show, while his wife was running errands, I sucked his big beautiful cock while he sits back in the recliner in the backroom of my garage.

Crash and Burn

Having seen a lot of movies about the future, whether it be evil corporations taking over, the development of killer robots, or an environment ruined by man's hubris. Unfortunately for the people inhabiting this movie, all three have happened; it has been a bad century.

From the start, the movie feeding us morsels of details about how this world works and introduces us to our hero Tyson Keen (Paul Ganus). Tyson is making a delivery to a local TV station run by Lathan Hooks (the late great Ralph Waites of The Waltons and Carnivale), a vocal dissident of Unicom and their fascist ways. Tyson buddies up with Lathan’s 16-year-old grand-daughter Arren (Megan Ward), a tech wizard who instantly develops a crush on him. The rest of the cast of characters include Parice (Eva LaRue), a teacher who does an educational program; Winston Wickett (Rescue Me’s Jack McGee), a sleazy talk show host who only has a show because his father owns the station; Quinn (Bill Moseley), the company’s workman; and Sandra (Elizabeth Mclellan) and Christie (Katherine Armstrong), two prostitutes that are guests on Winston’s show. They all end up staying the night in the station (actually an old power station converted into a TV station) as a thermal storm comes in making it unbearably hot and dangerous to be outside.

During the night, a mysterious stranger kills Lathan and the group realizes one of their number might be a ruthless synthetic human. To find out who's who, they rip off of John Carpenter's "The Thing." That is right, cut everyone's finger to see who bleeds oil, but it does not work since the synthoid are full of fake blood. They could find an easier way, like noticing the two characters who never sweat in a hot ass station, even when everyone else is dripping wet! I noticed it, probably half the viewers noticed it. So, why didn't Tyson or Arren not notice it?

They finally catch on to the fake people and soon a game of cat and mouse is played out through the station's dark corridors. None of it should surprise you, especially not one of the hookers deciding to take a shower and being killed. Only when things look hopeless does our heros play their trump card, the DV-8. You know, that big robot featured prominently on the DVD cover. You spend the entire movie waiting for the DV-8 to do something cool, but soon become very disappointed. It walks about a hundred yards, lifts up a fallen girder, steps on the synthoid, then falls to pieces.

All signs indicate "Crash and Burn" should be a forgettable, disposable movie, but in spite of its flaws, it works quite well. It's a solid mix of cheese and moderate suspense, steals some concept elements from Class of 1999, The Terminator, Robocop, Blade Runner and The Thing to name a few. Oddly dubiously marketed as Robot Jox 2 (don't expect the fights of Jox) as it contains less than a minute of giant Robot action. "Crash and Burn" is a solid purchase for a b-movie freak, and a solid rental for everyone else.

Now with all that being said, I might be a bit bias because of real reason I watched this. Namely one Jack McGee who makes this movie for me. Jack's a lot heavier in this flic with nice shots of his sweaty chest and belly.

The scene where he's awakened by emergency alarms after sleeping with some hookers all sweaty and plump was nice.

The director could have treated us with a little sex scene with Jack like they did with the male lead. Sex scenes in a B movie is never a bad thing. Later, in another shirtless scene, he's tending a cut he received from the synthoid earlier in the film.

And another plus for the film is it has an appearance by ole pa Walton. 

My only problem with the film was that it was made in in the early 90s. So the video quality isn't all that great. But if you look around, you can find some copies that have OK to good video quality. Strangely enough, the blooper reel on my copy has a better video quality than the actual film. Speaking of which, highly recommend watching if your a McGee fan (you probably are if your reading this) especially a heavier McGee fan. Well the entire film is for a heavier McGee fan.

My Favorite Celebrity Asses

I'm not going to deny that I can be an ass man from time to time. I always enjoy seeing a callipygian on screen with some of my favorites being actors. Here's a few notable favorites of mine that thought you might enjoy also.

Ralph Waite

This one might be a surprise to some, but if you've seen "Cool Hand Luke," it won't be. Because before he became ol' Pa Walton to millions, he bared his ass in it. And what an ass it was. Nice round, beefy appealing ass you wouldn't mind giving a little smack every once in awhile. So nice looking, that after seeing it in "Cool Hand Luke," I would take a look at it every now and then since.   

Here's that ass at 39.

Here's that ass at 66. Looks like it still held up over the years.

James Cromwell 

Another surprise on my list because no one, including me would have thought such a tall, lanky guy could have a nice ass on him. You can take a look in 1984's "Tank" and 2012's "Still Mine" if you want proof.

Looks like that ass held up between the 28 years of filming these movies.

Brendan Gleeson

Here's a weird one. I've seen Gleeson's naked butt in "Into the Storm" but it wasn't until I saw him in a pair of white pants in the "Smurfs 2" that got me hooked. It looked like two hams in a white bag. I'm telling you I'm so hooked, I was twenty minutes late to a party because I stayed home to watch "28 Days Later" until I saw a ass shot. Really, that's how good it looked.

Paul Sorvino

Recently I've been so enamored with Sorvino's ass like crazy. Even though I've had a thing for him for years now, it wasn't until I saw some Paparazzi pictures of him grocery shopping a few years ago that got me wanting to take a swan dive into that ass. I even saw an episode of "The Jack and Triumph Show" where they basically have Triumph trying to sniff his ass for the whole episode. So you know Paul has to have some idea that us chasers love it.

                  

Charles Durning

I didn't really take notice of Durning until he appear on "Evening Shade," but it was years later that I appreciated that ass of his. In fact, I can admirer his lower half as a whole. From his nimble feet, thick strong legs, big baby bearing hips and that nice plump ass. I could sit though anything he's in, sacrificing money and time and I'd be satisfied.

Richard Riehle

All I can say about Richard Riehle's ass is WOW. It's one of my favorites or the favorite celebrity asses that I've come to admire over the years. It's perfect. No really PERFECT. Nice wide hips with a curve. Well proportioned to his body that I'm mesmerized every-time I see it on scene. The type of ass you'd bend over a table and be spellbound watching it in the reverse cowboy position. I first noticed it when he was on "Ground for Life" which seemed like they at least one good shot of it a show. Someone had to have commented to Riehle about it. Because he should be damn proud it.

When its OK to Lust after Priests II

Another round of plucking fruit from the forbidden tree. But it's OK, their not really priests. So here's another batch of my favorite actors that I'd like to bang playing priests on screen.

Peter Gerety usually plays a lot of cop roles in addition to judges/lawyers. In this episode of "Blue Bloods" he plays a Bishop and he looks good doing it. He should play a priest more often.

The major of Malachy McCourt roles revolve around some kind man of the clothe. Look at him, he sure has the right look for it.

Jack Lemmon in "Mass Appeal" which included an even hotter Charles Durning.

George Coe as Father William Donlan in an episode of "Bones."

Ian McNeice as a bishop in "Blak Plague." Even included a video for this one.

Funny and creepy at the same time but I mentally remove all the undesirable in my head to enjoy a nearly nude Ian. I mean really. How many times are you going to see a chubb his size with that much clothes off.

William Hill as Father Dan on an episode of "Rescue Me."

What better than Richard Riehle in street clothes. Richard Riehle naked. But close second, Richard Riehle in a priest uniform or a police uniform or so on and so forth. 

These next group of actors actually studied to be priests before becoming actors which is kinda hot.

Dakin Matthews initially aspired to become a Roman Catholic priest, studying in San Francisco and then at Gregorian University in Rome in the 1960s. 

Really? You can't tell me he doesn't look the part. 

At one point, Bob Gunton had planned to become a Catholic priest before entering the Army. Again. He just looks the part. 

Ralph Waite earned a master's degree from Yale University Divinity School and was an ordained Presbyterian minister before deciding on an acting career.