Top 10 Actors I'd like to Fuck [UPDATED]

My updated list.

#10. Kevin Dunn 

Gracing my 'Top 10' for the first time but arguably should have been there since "Transformers." And he's managed to become hotter and hotter with each passing year. Genial, slightly stocky with a pleasant (if unremarkable) countenance and although clean-shaven for most roles, he can grow an surprisingly cute beard on him. This guy should be adored more than he is by us daddybear lovers. Currently he stars as pessimistic Presidential Chief of Staff Ben Cafferty in "Veep."

#9. Peter Gerety

Holding strong at #9, this burly, thickset, and occasionally scruffy character actor with a domineering and imposing presence who often accepted roles as ordinary working-class stiffs, judges, or inner-city law officers. Whether he's all cleaned up in a suit and tie or rumpled, he pretty much fits my template for guys I like. Recently I spotted him the tv series "Mercy Street," "Sneaky Pete" and "Elementary" with a big-screen appearance in "God's Pocket" still looking fuckable. He seems like a nice, funny guy which only makes me want him more.

#8. Peter Jason

Another first timer to my top 10 who had always peaked my interest since I first saw him in "They Live," but didn’t realize just how sexy he was until I saw him in an episode of "NCIS" a few years back. Since then I've seen him in a lot of interesting stuff like "Valley of the Sun" (2011), playing a grumpy, jealous old man and "Hopelessly in June" (2011) playing one half of a gay couple. Today he has a lot more sex appeal that I didn't see in his younger years. And I'm still sifting though his film and television roles to see if he shows some kind of skin in it. At least I know he has some nice looking legs. Just something else to admirer while I'm banging him.

#7. Richard Riehle

Even I'm surprise he wasn't in my top 10 list a lot sooner considering how much I love that nice, big, fat, perfectly round ass of his. He has appeared in just about everything since his career took off in 1989. Seriously, it's really had to think of any movie or TV show he hasn't appeared in. I recently saw him on an episode of "NCIS" still looking every bit like a fuckable bear. And everything I see him in now, I look for an ass shot. Seriously, that ass is great. He has a bunch of film and television projects in the hopper that I'm waiting see him in. To be more precise, see his aforementioned nice, big, fat, perfectly round ass of his.

#6. Edward Asner

The accomplished actor and activist maybe on in years now, but I'd still do him. He still has those big thick eyebrows, hairy forearms and pudgy fingers down to his thick hairy legs from his "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and "Lou Grant" days only they're gray. Asner does playfully affect some real-life crust, but his warmth and intellect can’t help but shine through, making for awesome post-sex conversation. The lovable actor is still pretty busy for a man of his age. Just take a look at his IMDb page with all the work he has just wrapped up and soon will work on. So while he'll continues working, I'll continue to jerk off to this hairy beast. Keep it up Ed, we love ya!

#5. Bob Gunton

Probably most famous for his role as Warden Norton in "Shawshank Redemption", but I think I really took noticed him until I saw "The Glimmer Man." Since then, I've seen him in shit loads of films and TV roles. A tall, stocky, rather plain but still handsome looking guy, he has been around for a while but it's only in the last few years that he has become so stunningly fuckable. Just a classic DILF type.  Gunton shot up into my top ten when he bares his ass in a rather short sex scene in the movie "Tenure." Here's hoping he continues the tend.

#4. Dan Lauria

I have this habit of over looking guys one minute than obsess over them the next. Like one minute he does nothing for me than later on I'm running around with a boner them and Dan at #4 is a one good example of that. I mean this guy is pretty much THE definition of daddybear. I mean, just look at him. He is stocky, beefy and possesses a look that tells you that he’s a mean sonuvabitch, yet at the same time, he’s also a gentle teddy bear of a man. I've been obsessing over him since his now canceled show "Pitch."

#3. Brendan Gleeson

His first appearance in my top 10 list and he made all the way up to #3 thanks to his appearances in films like "Trespass Against Us" (2016), "Edge of Tomorrow" (2014) and "Calvary" (2014). An Emmy-award wining, Irish character actor with the look of a charming, affable every-man; a human teddy bear that you could slug back a few pints with at a local pub then go home and fuck like rabbits. He literally is one of those guys who becomes more and more gorgeous with each passing year. Now I can't wait to see my favorite ginger dad in "Hampstead" (2017) and tv series "Mr. Mercedes." Hopefully showing some skin.

#2. M. Emmet Walsh

One of two actors living that I'd cut off my left hand to have one night with. Rotund, dumpy and rumpled looking with a bald head and jowly face, he's a great example of the sexy potential of the regular daddy/grandfather next door type. He's also humble with a charming, sarcastic wit that I enjoy and he's smart. If I'm alone in liking him, then so be it. Walsh is truly one of a kind and he's not afraid to bare his flesh in front of the camera when a role calls for it, which is a major plus in my book. And at 82, he says he's still in good shape and isn’t planning on retiring any time soon. So more chances to see him with his shirt off.

#1. Jack McGee

To the average person, he’s just another one of those character actors who pops up and you can’t remember his name. But to us daddy lovers, Jack is a superstar, A-list level and I've been obsessed with that small (formerly) round man since "Rescue Me." Handsome with graying brown hair, blue eyes, apple cheeks and hot, gravelly, raspy voice in that NY accent. All in all, he’s basically a young Charles Durning, another hot chubby daddy I admired. And the topper, he’s got the best personality ever. Damn right he’s #1 on my to do list.

Honorable Mentions:

Dakin Matthews

Paul Sorvino

Michael Harney

William Hill

Michael Mulheren

"Miracle on 34th Street" Still not ‘family film’?

It's Christmas time again and spent the past weekend watching my share of Christmas movies. One of those was the 1994 remake of "Miracle on 34th Street." It's been a while since I last watched it and knowing that it's a 'daddy con carne.' With Richard Attenborough almost perfectly cast as Kris Kringle himself, the late and totally fuckable William Windom and Robert Prosky. Also appearing was favorite chubby daddy, Jack McGee as the bad Santa who helped ole Kris Kringle catch a case. And with this being my first time seeing the whole movie from the beginning. I noticed more fuckable daddies I liked that appeared in this. So you know what I did. Yeah... that's right. Rub one (or two) out. Masturbating was totally the right thing to do.

Richard Attenborough looks almost perfect for the part of ole saint Nick. ALMOST being that I like my Santa with a little more pounds to him.

And speaking of more pounds. Here's Jack McGee during his heavier days.

More cushion for the pushing. But then again, I'd still push his slimmed down cushion now.

Yeah... I'd be staring at that too. Wait... That's another one of my favorites to appear in this movie, actor Peter Gerety. I'd love for something to appear in him.

Jack easing up behind Richard. To do what... I can only imagine.

Try to guess why I posted this very specific screenshot...  Dear Lord, my hand fetish owns me…

 Damn William Windom was handsome man! When he's not working, he looks like a grizzle old man but when he's all cleaned up. So DILF material or should I say GILF material.

Yeah... pucker up those lips. 

OK... this is another fetish owns me.

 There's something ugly and handsome about Robert Prosky.

Come on... after all that. You know I had to drop a few ropes

Merry Christmas!

When its OK to Lust after Priests II

Another round of plucking fruit from the forbidden tree. But it's OK, their not really priests. So here's another batch of my favorite actors that I'd like to bang playing priests on screen.

Peter Gerety usually plays a lot of cop roles in addition to judges/lawyers. In this episode of "Blue Bloods" he plays a Bishop and he looks good doing it. He should play a priest more often.

The major of Malachy McCourt roles revolve around some kind man of the clothe. Look at him, he sure has the right look for it.

Jack Lemmon in "Mass Appeal" which included an even hotter Charles Durning.

George Coe as Father William Donlan in an episode of "Bones."

Ian McNeice as a bishop in "Blak Plague." Even included a video for this one.

Funny and creepy at the same time but I mentally remove all the undesirable in my head to enjoy a nearly nude Ian. I mean really. How many times are you going to see a chubb his size with that much clothes off.

William Hill as Father Dan on an episode of "Rescue Me."

What better than Richard Riehle in street clothes. Richard Riehle naked. But close second, Richard Riehle in a priest uniform or a police uniform or so on and so forth. 

These next group of actors actually studied to be priests before becoming actors which is kinda hot.

Dakin Matthews initially aspired to become a Roman Catholic priest, studying in San Francisco and then at Gregorian University in Rome in the 1960s. 

Really? You can't tell me he doesn't look the part. 

At one point, Bob Gunton had planned to become a Catholic priest before entering the Army. Again. He just looks the part. 

Ralph Waite earned a master's degree from Yale University Divinity School and was an ordained Presbyterian minister before deciding on an acting career.

Top 10 Actors I'd like to Fuck [UPDATED]

My updated list.

#10 Peter Gerety

A few months ago I saw "Get the Gringo" to get glimpse of another actor I'm in lust with and discovered Peter Gerety. A burly, thickset, and occasionally scruffy character actor with a domineering and imposing presence. He fits my template for guys I like. I recognized him from a few other things, so I'm kinda mad at myself for not noticing him sooner. He seems like a nice, funny guy which only makes me want him more. Now he has shot up to my top ten.

All tied up and nothing to do.

#9 Tom Wilkinson

Probably surprised about how low he is on my list but just haven't seen anything new with Tom in it and I'm sure as hell not seeing "The Lone Ranger" for just him. And I've seen alot shitty movies to see actors I'm hot for. Then again it's FUCKING TOM WILKINSON, of course he's going to still be in my top ten. Honestly, I just want Tom to do another nude scene because he's bigger, hairier and far more handsome with age. Come on Tom, get your cock out again!

 Damn what a handsome man.

#8 Philip Baker Hall 

Philip Baker Hall ahead of Tom Wilkinson? YES. To some, he might not be the most handsome guy in the world, but I sure think he's hot and I've seen him in newer stuff still looking fuckable as ever. There's just something about those red, sunken eyes, short stature and raspy, slurred speech of his that gets me so hot and bothered. Give me a minute... Avoiding publicity, he has rarely granted interviews and has divulged almost no personal information. So I guess it's unlikely that we will ever get leaked sex tapes of him, but I can dream and I do, A LOT!

Those eyes get me every time.

#7 John Noble 

I take great joy in watching this man. He is truly one of the best actors of our times. Despite my respect for this man, the pride that I have over his accomplishments and the emphatic bond that all Noble fans feel for this graceful paragon, my base appetite takes over. I find myself wanting to take him to a private room and fuck like rabbits 24/7. His mellifluous voice alone is enough to get me to where I have to be. I never get tired of watching this man. You guys seriously have no idea how fucking hot he is. No, really.

 Double the pleasure, double the fun.

#6 Edward Asner

Of course I'm going to have Ed Asner on this list. He's a legend, an icon, dare I say, a god. And like all gods, he needs to be worshiped and offerings left before him as I do. By shooting ropes at the thought of him naked in my bed. Ed's on in years now and most people wanted to do him during the MTM show era. But even at 84, the veteran character actor still at the height of his power: in person, charming and thoughtful; on camera, crusty as week-old bread. Plenty of guys out there like that. It's NOT the classic physical looks that do it for people (at least for long).

 Ed was hot during "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" era...

and he still is.

#5 M. Emmet Walsh

Some... Hah, alot will question M. Emmet Walsh in this spot. But only a few like me can appreciate Mr. Walsh as an actor and as hot ass daddy. He has been in over 200+ movies and he's obviously not shy about taking his clothes off in front of the cameras as there are many movies where he has done so. He has a half-grumpy, half-giddy air about him that even his penchant for off-color humor somehow comes off as charming. I could spend hours doing him in every position and then snuggle down and enjoy the awesome post-sex conversation. He's one of two guys on this list where I'd toss aside everyone ahead of him if had a shot at fucking. Yes... REALLY!

 

 Don't look so surprise. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to enjoy the sweet caress of M. Emmet Walsh.

 Sure he's close to eighty, but that doesn't change a damn thing.

#4 Jack McGee

Jack McGee is the second guy on my list who I would toss aside everyone ahead of him if had a shot at fucking. To the average person, he's another one of those actors who pops up and you can't remember his name. But to us chubby daddy lovers, Jack is on superstar, A-list level. Handsome with his tufty, graying brown hair, blue eyes, apple cheeks and hot, gravelly, raspy voice in that NY accent. All in all, he's basically a young Charles Durning, another hot chubby daddy I admired. And the topper, he's got the best personality ever. Damn right I'd push everyone aside just to do him.

Two thumbs up indeed.

#3 Bob Gunton 

Like all good character actors, Bob Gunton is probably known more by his face than his name with his often impassive visage has essayed a score of tough, taciturn, often morally questionable men. He has been around for a while, best known of which was the cold-hearted warden in "The Shawshank Redemption." But it's only in the last few years that I thought he has become so stunningly fuckable. A stocky, fireplug of a man, I was thrilled when Bob dropped his pants and bang a old lady in the Indy flic, "Tenure", (2009). Bob's follow up role on "Royal Pains" had me strapped for flesh.

 I'd so do him.

#2 Peter MacNeill

This one is just for the sex, sleazy motel sex. In his role as Ken Fitzpatrick from "Call Me Fitz," fucking like two rabid dogs in heat. I know nothing about Peter MacNeill personally and he's probably a really nice guy in person, who would never be caught in a sleazy motel. But Ken fucking Fitzpatrick would, so don't ruin the fantasy by telling me otherwise. Handsome face, those blue eyes and that voice, just getting hard thinking about him. What am I talking about, I've been hard since number ten.

Just look at that smile.

#1 Len Cariou

And still holding down my number one spot is Len Cariou. And why the hell not? He's damn near perfect. Perfect? PERFECT. From his role in "The Four Seasons" (1981), where he showed his mid aged body and a glimpse of his ass. To his role in "The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club" (2005) where he was boner inducingly hot. To currently playing the patriarch, Henry Reagan in the multi-generational television series "Blue Bloods" on CBS where he's matured into a gorgeous silverfox. He can dance, sing, weep, laugh, direct and still has a backside that I’d love to grab. This man is definitely hot!

 Len is still on top. Mmmm... Len on top.