The Men of Murder, She Wrote. SEASON ELEVEN

Get ready for yet another chapter of television's most under appreciated series that shows you a wide array of daddies with eleven episodes of the twenty-one episodes of the Eleventh Season of Murder She Wrote. Whether Jessica is helping out the local sheriff, making her case in Ireland or clearing friends of murder, it's no mystery why I love the show. So here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season ten.

EPISODE 02: "Amsterdam Kill" 

Jessica's investigation of a novelist's kidnapping leads her into the dark world of diamond smuggling and murder.

Theodore Bikel as Inspector Van Horn helping Jessica to find the murder/kidnapper. Bikel has appeared on the show before but it wasn't until I watched this episode that I started taking a liking to him. A Broadway star, Oscar Award-nominated and Emmy-winning film and TV actor, folk singer, advocate for the arts, international human rights activist; Bikel has been all of these things and more over the course of his long and rich career, and he’s still going relatively strong at the age of 91. 

Even at his advanced age I could toss him one because of newness of my lust for the guy.

Cliff Emmich as Harry Tigner, one of the early suspects. In the opening synoiss of the show he was the first to catch my attention. A tubby and engaging character actor most of his career, watching this episode is the first time I've notice Emmich and I'm going to find what I can on him. Hell you know me and fat guys.

Here's a recent shot of him still looking chubalicious.

Joseph Maher as Nigel Allison, the kidnapped victim Jessica and Inspector Van Horn are trying to find. I've seen him in other things over the years and didn't particularly take a liking to him until I saw this episode again. Guess I was feeling gummed up at the time but he's still handsome enough to get me going.

EPISODE 03: "To Kill a Legend" 

During the filming of a historical documentary in Cabot Cove, the discovery of an incriminating document from George Washington tarnishes the image of the town’s most famous Revolutionary War hero and leads to a director's murder.

  

If there is a murder in Cabot Cove you've gotta have a Seth appearance. Make that a MANDATORY RULE. Seeing Seth being the usual grump complaining about how his colonial uniform has shrunk. Who care if it's tight(I do I do), it looks damn good on you.

Now drop the pants, leave the boots on and swing that ass of your in my direction.

Oh come on. Don't look so surprised. You should have known that was on my mind.

EPISODE 04: "Death in Hawaii" 

Jessica’s Hawaiian vacation is anything but paradise when a candidate with a secret squares off in a dirty U.S. Senate election campaign against the son of Jessica’s old friend. 

Ken Howard as Matt Kinkaid. Kinda lost count how many times Howard has appeared on the show. But he's always a welcome sight. 

Mmmm... still holding up.

EPISODE 05: "Dear Deadly" 

While Jessica tries to come up with cliffhangers for the serialization of her book in a newspaper, a real-life whodunit plays out in the newsroom. 

John Rhys-Davies as Harry Mordecai. This is when I'd like to remember Rhys-Davies, all thick and fuckable not how he looks now. Like a worn out shoe. Maybe I exaggerated... nah I don't think so. Worn out shoe sounds right. So I'm not going to show you what he looks like now. It'll ruin the moment.

Laurence Luckinbill as John Galloway, Jessica friend who's accused of this murder. I didn't even recognize him as Spock's half-brother Sybok in "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" without the beard. Hell I still didn't recognize him comparing how he looks now to back then. Luckinbill has change over the years but I think I still can work one up to him. Of course I can.

EPISODE 06: "The Murder Channel" 

Jessica and friends tune in to what they believe is an amateurish cable TV mystery, unaware they’re witnessing neighboring thieves planning a major caper on-screen. 

Charles Hallahan as Barry Noble. A damn shame he's not alive today, kicking the bucket at 54 in 1997. I'm sure he'd still be on hot daddy to fuck.

 EPISODE 07: "Fatal Paradise" 

An unexpected romance awaits Chicago P.I. Charlie Garrett on a high-stakes assignment in Martinique. 

Michael Callan as Phillip Sparling, his fourth and last appearance on the show. I've must have been so caught with the other actors who appear with him in those episodes that I completely over looked him. Damn shame because he's a good looking man.

Here's a recent shot of him and I still tap that.

EPISODE 09: "Murder by Twos" 

Two deaths in Cabot Cove strike Jessica as curious and bring animosities among members of the bowling league to light. 

Troy Evans as Harvey Hoffman. Another one of those nameless actor that I'll came across over the years.

Pretty much looks the same now as he did back then. Fuckable.

Nice to Mort out of uniform. But I'd prefer him with no clothes on though.

How about a game of strip poker. Who ever loses, we all win.

If you can't figure out why I spontaneously put theses shots in then I don't need to explain myself.

Seth gets it.

EPISODE 11: "An Egg to Die For" 

A Miami Beach book fair brings to town a Russian cop in search of the thief who stole a golden Faberge egg from the Hermitage Museum. 

David Ogden Stiers as Sergei Nemiroff. One of the few actor I might have a legitimate shot with.

EPISODE 12: "The Scent of Murder" 

Jessica accompanies Seth to his botanist cousin’s Charleston home, where a murder investigation soon blossoms. 

Ah come on... cock-tease.

Dakin Matthews as Buford Hazlitt, today's murder victim. Ah the Hazlitt family. Where all the male can easily catch a dick. I'm look at them.Seth, his brother, now his cousin. You can't tell all of them wouldn't catch one.

EPISODE 18: "The Dream Team" 

The townspeople of Cabot Cove are concerned about a massive development on their shore and it is further complicated for Jessica since the firm employs her nephew Grady.

The hat, glasses and bow tie. It's on now.

EPISODE  20: "Another Killing in Cork" 

Jessica returns to Ireland and finds herself fighting to stop a mining conglomerate from destroying a beautiful valley near Kilcleer. 

Rod Taylor as Tom Dempsey. Mmmm... Rod Taylor. If I was going to end this post with someone, it'll be the late Rod. Seth's a close second.

When its OK to Lust after Priests II

Another round of plucking fruit from the forbidden tree. But it's OK, their not really priests. So here's another batch of my favorite actors that I'd like to bang playing priests on screen.

Peter Gerety usually plays a lot of cop roles in addition to judges/lawyers. In this episode of "Blue Bloods" he plays a Bishop and he looks good doing it. He should play a priest more often.

The major of Malachy McCourt roles revolve around some kind man of the clothe. Look at him, he sure has the right look for it.

Jack Lemmon in "Mass Appeal" which included an even hotter Charles Durning.

George Coe as Father William Donlan in an episode of "Bones."

Ian McNeice as a bishop in "Blak Plague." Even included a video for this one.

Funny and creepy at the same time but I mentally remove all the undesirable in my head to enjoy a nearly nude Ian. I mean really. How many times are you going to see a chubb his size with that much clothes off.

William Hill as Father Dan on an episode of "Rescue Me."

What better than Richard Riehle in street clothes. Richard Riehle naked. But close second, Richard Riehle in a priest uniform or a police uniform or so on and so forth. 

These next group of actors actually studied to be priests before becoming actors which is kinda hot.

Dakin Matthews initially aspired to become a Roman Catholic priest, studying in San Francisco and then at Gregorian University in Rome in the 1960s. 

Really? You can't tell me he doesn't look the part. 

At one point, Bob Gunton had planned to become a Catholic priest before entering the Army. Again. He just looks the part. 

Ralph Waite earned a master's degree from Yale University Divinity School and was an ordained Presbyterian minister before deciding on an acting career.