Saturday, March 21, 2015

DADDY REVIEW: Fast-Walking (1982)


Fast-Walking is a 1982 dramatic prison film based on Ernest Brawley's 1974 novel "The Rap." Starring James Woods in the title role, a corrupt but lovable Oregon State prison guard who smokes and peddles weed and compliments his meager salary by running prostitutes for Mexican laborers out of his cousin Evie's convenience store when he's not dreaming of retiring rich to an Oregon Indian reservation. When a black activist named Galliot arrives into his already racially tense lock-up, opportunity for Fast-Walking's big payday arises. He can either take the money his Aryan convict cousin to kill Galliot or take the money the black militant is offering to help him escape. Soon, Fast-Walking has a scheme brewing to play both sides. Add a hot Kay Lenz to the mix and you got a plot. 

Ok Ok Ok. Lets get real here. It was an interesting, amusingly-grimy gem from the early ‘80s that I didn't mind watching. But the real reason I watched this was see M. Emmet Walsh naked and I've never been happier (or more drained from incessant spanking).  

Bounce bounce.
This screen proves that Walsh is slinging some meat on him. Now I can die happy.


Not only did Walsh had a sex scene where he showed his ass, he went full frontal. I love the sex scene between Walsh with Susan Tyrell and how he says, "I'm gonna fuck ya!" with jocular sarcasm. He just looked sexy as hell to me and was a total turn on. There aren't many actors who do frontal nudity in films, let alone a chubby 40 something character actor. So I give Walsh bonus points (which he can cash in for blow-jobs) for being amongst a select handful of actors who have dared to bare all before the camera.

So unless you’re completely turned off by the thought of seeing M. Emmet Walsh fully-frontally nude, some Kay Lenz’s nudity should restore your eyesight.


Mmmmm... Titties. Love titties and Lenz has a nice set on her.

Here's another favorite scene for this movie.

If your a fan of Walsh or Lenz for that matter, there’s really nothing to excuse you from hunting this one down. Now I leave you with a few more screenshots of Walsh from the film.







 Not sure why Walsh is shirtless in this screen. It doesn't look hot, but any movie with a shirtless M. Emmet Walsh is a plus in my book.

Look baby, dirty whores. Gotta shower 'em down.

 Walsh was burly and strong looking in this movie. 

1 comment:

  1. Someone once told me any movie is always better with a shirtless M. Emmet Walsh so one with a nude Walsh is great. I've got to pick this one up.

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