"Miracle on 34th Street" Still not ‘family film’?

It's Christmas time again and spent the past weekend watching my share of Christmas movies. One of those was the 1994 remake of "Miracle on 34th Street." It's been a while since I last watched it and knowing that it's a 'daddy con carne.' With Richard Attenborough almost perfectly cast as Kris Kringle himself, the late and totally fuckable William Windom and Robert Prosky. Also appearing was favorite chubby daddy, Jack McGee as the bad Santa who helped ole Kris Kringle catch a case. And with this being my first time seeing the whole movie from the beginning. I noticed more fuckable daddies I liked that appeared in this. So you know what I did. Yeah... that's right. Rub one (or two) out. Masturbating was totally the right thing to do.

Richard Attenborough looks almost perfect for the part of ole saint Nick. ALMOST being that I like my Santa with a little more pounds to him.

And speaking of more pounds. Here's Jack McGee during his heavier days.

More cushion for the pushing. But then again, I'd still push his slimmed down cushion now.

Yeah... I'd be staring at that too. Wait... That's another one of my favorites to appear in this movie, actor Peter Gerety. I'd love for something to appear in him.

Jack easing up behind Richard. To do what... I can only imagine.

Try to guess why I posted this very specific screenshot...  Dear Lord, my hand fetish owns me…

 Damn William Windom was handsome man! When he's not working, he looks like a grizzle old man but when he's all cleaned up. So DILF material or should I say GILF material.

Yeah... pucker up those lips. 

OK... this is another fetish owns me.

 There's something ugly and handsome about Robert Prosky.

Come on... after all that. You know I had to drop a few ropes

Merry Christmas!

Robert Prosky (1930–2008)

I was relaxing at the beach this past weekend when I saw this handsome bearded silverfox sunning himself on the beach. As I gave him a once-over and with his beard and white hair, he remind me of the late character actor, Robert Prosky. Let me say I had a wonderful view at the beach that day.

Now back to what this post was really about. Prosky who had hundreds of film, TV and stage credits but to most was remembered as the crusty, but avuncular, cop Stanislaus "Stan" Jablonski on the NBC police drama “Hill Street Blues” and his performance as a desperate real estate salesman in David Mamet’s play “Glengarry Glen Ross.” I best remember him as the station owner in the Robin Williams film "Mrs Doubtfire" (1993) in which he helped me get turned on to guys with beards. Prosky, being chubby and white-haired, definitely helped. He jokingly attributed his success to his paunch and prematurely gray hair, telling the Washington Post, "This hair and this gut are the two reasons I got started as an actor. I could play men 50 when I was 30, maybe 25. I could always play the funny fat man." I also thought he was quite handsome, but a biographer once wrote that Prosky had a face that looked as though it had been sat on by someone of his own large weight. That would have been most definitely me and I can think of another thing of Prosky's that I could sit on.

Other films in which he played key roles include"Christine," “Last Action Hero,” “Hoffa,” “Far and Away” and “Mad City.” In addition, he played many recurring roles on TV, like Kirstie Alley's father on the sitcoms "Cheers" and "Veronica's Closet." The latter of which had a cute but short make-out scene with him and the maid. He was offered the roles of Coach on "Cheers" and and Martin Crane on "Fraiser," but long runs on television "sent chills down my spine," he said, because it kept him away from the stage, which took precedence. Those decisions probably reduced my wank material of him greatly.

 He could be the kind grandpa or the stern, grumpy one. Either way, he was still hot.

 Attack of the killer beards.

 Damn that's hot.

I'm trying to stop calling grown men cute but I don't have any other words to describe him. Maybe adorable. Yes, adorable.

The Natural

Just finished watching "The Natural" for the first time in over ten years and never realized how many actors that appeared in this film I wanted bang. Well everyone except Robert Redford. I mean sure, he's handsome and all, but just not my type. Overall, one of the best sports movie ever. And when it comes to daddy watching, I like think it one of the best to watch wall to wall daddies.

 Robert Duvall is one of those guys that I have no idea what attracts me to him.

 Joe Don Baker... its been a while since I last rubbed one out to him.

If you couldn't tell by the picture. Darren McGavin was the bad guy...

 and Robert Prosky was his accomplice.

 Now we get to the meat and potatoes with Wilford Brimley and sure would like to try his meat and potatoes if you know what I mean. Hell... of course you know what I mean.

 You see him smile very often, but it warms your heart to see it.

And with this pic... I introduce the guy giving ol' Wilford a rub down ... Mickey Treanor.

 Just looking at him now, makes me want to rub one out.

 I guess with all the other actors in this movie, I missed this guy the first time around. The bad thing is, Mickey Treanor only appeared in three other movies and I can't find them. I guess I'll watch again to enjoy him. I know...  sucks to be me.