Celebrity Moobs

I came up with this post because I got into a friendly argument over a particular actor's set. So I decided to list my favorite celebrity moobs. I judge this like I do any boobs. For there size, nipples, areola and presentation (clothed or otherwise).

#5 Charles Durning

Sure, if you know me. You'd know Charles Durning would be on this list somewhere. I first caught a glimpse of Durning's saggy man-boobs on the show "Evening Shade" and I've been shooting ropes to them ever since.

Right here they don't seem that big but as you can see in the following pics. They plumped up like ballpark franks. Mmmmm... that works on so many levels.

  Forgive me for the quality. CBS hasn't released season 2 on DVD yet. The bastards!

Even in a t-shirt, those puppies look tempting.

Look at this. Literally one of my favorite pictures of Charles Durning. And I don't need to explain why. It's all about presentation.

#4 Stanley Anderson

Gorgeous actor and those puppies aren't bad either. Love those nipples and he has a nice hand full. When he showed them in the movie Primal Fear, Anderson was on my list just like that.

 I masturbated to this scene countless times.

 Even cover up by his shirt, those sweater cows make an impression.

#3 John Goodman

A celebrity moobs list. Hell yes he's definitely on it. John could have easily been number one on my list but since his weight loose. Those moobs of his has flatten of late.

Look at that cleavage line.

 Almost flat as a pancake compared to his heavier day, but still nice to look at,

#2 M. Emmet Walsh

Like Charles Durning. If you know me, Walsh is going to be on just about any list I'd make. And he's not afraid to bare his flesh in front of the camera when a role calls for it. 

 I just when nipples a visible though a shirt. HOT.

 Suspenders and tits. Go great together.

You got to love that side view. I know I do.

You may wonder why I included these pics. They're such a great example of Walsh moobs they I can completely ignore the great make up job done to them and pop one out.

Before I get to number 1. Here's a few honorable mentions.

Harris Yulin

John Kapelos

Albert Delpy

#1 Jack Nicholson

Come on. Look at these pics. If I wasn't touching myself before, I am now. I'm sure Mr. Nicholson wouldn't want to be #1 on this list but the pics speak for themselves.

 OK if you got your back. I'll handle your front with my own personal sun tan lotion.

Top 10 Actors I'd like to Fuck [UPDATED]

My updated list.

#10 Peter Gerety

A few months ago I saw "Get the Gringo" to get glimpse of another actor I'm in lust with and discovered Peter Gerety. A burly, thickset, and occasionally scruffy character actor with a domineering and imposing presence. He fits my template for guys I like. I recognized him from a few other things, so I'm kinda mad at myself for not noticing him sooner. He seems like a nice, funny guy which only makes me want him more. Now he has shot up to my top ten.

All tied up and nothing to do.

#9 Tom Wilkinson

Probably surprised about how low he is on my list but just haven't seen anything new with Tom in it and I'm sure as hell not seeing "The Lone Ranger" for just him. And I've seen alot shitty movies to see actors I'm hot for. Then again it's FUCKING TOM WILKINSON, of course he's going to still be in my top ten. Honestly, I just want Tom to do another nude scene because he's bigger, hairier and far more handsome with age. Come on Tom, get your cock out again!

 Damn what a handsome man.

#8 Philip Baker Hall 

Philip Baker Hall ahead of Tom Wilkinson? YES. To some, he might not be the most handsome guy in the world, but I sure think he's hot and I've seen him in newer stuff still looking fuckable as ever. There's just something about those red, sunken eyes, short stature and raspy, slurred speech of his that gets me so hot and bothered. Give me a minute... Avoiding publicity, he has rarely granted interviews and has divulged almost no personal information. So I guess it's unlikely that we will ever get leaked sex tapes of him, but I can dream and I do, A LOT!

Those eyes get me every time.

#7 John Noble 

I take great joy in watching this man. He is truly one of the best actors of our times. Despite my respect for this man, the pride that I have over his accomplishments and the emphatic bond that all Noble fans feel for this graceful paragon, my base appetite takes over. I find myself wanting to take him to a private room and fuck like rabbits 24/7. His mellifluous voice alone is enough to get me to where I have to be. I never get tired of watching this man. You guys seriously have no idea how fucking hot he is. No, really.

 Double the pleasure, double the fun.

#6 Edward Asner

Of course I'm going to have Ed Asner on this list. He's a legend, an icon, dare I say, a god. And like all gods, he needs to be worshiped and offerings left before him as I do. By shooting ropes at the thought of him naked in my bed. Ed's on in years now and most people wanted to do him during the MTM show era. But even at 84, the veteran character actor still at the height of his power: in person, charming and thoughtful; on camera, crusty as week-old bread. Plenty of guys out there like that. It's NOT the classic physical looks that do it for people (at least for long).

 Ed was hot during "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" era...

and he still is.

#5 M. Emmet Walsh

Some... Hah, alot will question M. Emmet Walsh in this spot. But only a few like me can appreciate Mr. Walsh as an actor and as hot ass daddy. He has been in over 200+ movies and he's obviously not shy about taking his clothes off in front of the cameras as there are many movies where he has done so. He has a half-grumpy, half-giddy air about him that even his penchant for off-color humor somehow comes off as charming. I could spend hours doing him in every position and then snuggle down and enjoy the awesome post-sex conversation. He's one of two guys on this list where I'd toss aside everyone ahead of him if had a shot at fucking. Yes... REALLY!

 

 Don't look so surprise. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to enjoy the sweet caress of M. Emmet Walsh.

 Sure he's close to eighty, but that doesn't change a damn thing.

#4 Jack McGee

Jack McGee is the second guy on my list who I would toss aside everyone ahead of him if had a shot at fucking. To the average person, he's another one of those actors who pops up and you can't remember his name. But to us chubby daddy lovers, Jack is on superstar, A-list level. Handsome with his tufty, graying brown hair, blue eyes, apple cheeks and hot, gravelly, raspy voice in that NY accent. All in all, he's basically a young Charles Durning, another hot chubby daddy I admired. And the topper, he's got the best personality ever. Damn right I'd push everyone aside just to do him.

Two thumbs up indeed.

#3 Bob Gunton 

Like all good character actors, Bob Gunton is probably known more by his face than his name with his often impassive visage has essayed a score of tough, taciturn, often morally questionable men. He has been around for a while, best known of which was the cold-hearted warden in "The Shawshank Redemption." But it's only in the last few years that I thought he has become so stunningly fuckable. A stocky, fireplug of a man, I was thrilled when Bob dropped his pants and bang a old lady in the Indy flic, "Tenure", (2009). Bob's follow up role on "Royal Pains" had me strapped for flesh.

 I'd so do him.

#2 Peter MacNeill

This one is just for the sex, sleazy motel sex. In his role as Ken Fitzpatrick from "Call Me Fitz," fucking like two rabid dogs in heat. I know nothing about Peter MacNeill personally and he's probably a really nice guy in person, who would never be caught in a sleazy motel. But Ken fucking Fitzpatrick would, so don't ruin the fantasy by telling me otherwise. Handsome face, those blue eyes and that voice, just getting hard thinking about him. What am I talking about, I've been hard since number ten.

Just look at that smile.

#1 Len Cariou

And still holding down my number one spot is Len Cariou. And why the hell not? He's damn near perfect. Perfect? PERFECT. From his role in "The Four Seasons" (1981), where he showed his mid aged body and a glimpse of his ass. To his role in "The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club" (2005) where he was boner inducingly hot. To currently playing the patriarch, Henry Reagan in the multi-generational television series "Blue Bloods" on CBS where he's matured into a gorgeous silverfox. He can dance, sing, weep, laugh, direct and still has a backside that I’d love to grab. This man is definitely hot!

 Len is still on top. Mmmm... Len on top.