Homeland Security

This week I have decided to cover another politician this time. And he's incredibly handsome too. He was previously the first Secretary of Homeland Security, a member of the United States House of Representatives and the 43rd Governor of Pennsylvania. He also loves to play golf and even knew Arnold Palmer (That's a plus in me). He's also in the running for 'Sexiest Former Governors of America,' an accolade that's totally sponsored by this blog and has a voting panel of me, myself and I. Any way, without further ado, I bring to you Tom Ridge.

To tell you the truth, I completely over looked him when he was Homeland Security Secretary during the Bush administration as I was focusing on VP Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft. Also Donald Rumsfeld. I know that's no excuse but between those three, can you blame me? If I'm judging a book by it's cover, he looks like a total top and fucks like a champ. I'm a versatile top so I could accommodate him.

Tom has been married since 1979 with two children. Since re-entering the private sector, Ridge has served on the boards of The Home Depot, The Hershey Company and Exelon Corporation and as a senior adviser to Deloitte & Touche, and TechRadium. Ridge is also the founder and CEO of Ridge Global, LLC, a Washington, D.C.-based security consulting firm. And there's one other important fact. I'd like to have him secure my home. But I really mean is secure my cock in one of his orifice. I'm subtle like that.

Fuck you Lindsey Graham! I’d SO fuck you Lindsey Graham!

Ridge: "Can you believe there's some guy out there wanting to fuck me."

Lieberman: "Yeah... The same guy wants to fuck me too."

Ridge: "OK Lindsey, I've thought about it. I'll fuck you."

Graham: "Yeah!"

Arnold Palmer & Tom Ridge.

Mmm... I can work with that.

Lets see… George W. Bush, Tom Ridge, Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft can all catch a dick from me. And while I’m in a generous mood, John McLaughlin and Robert Mueller 

can each get a courtesy tap.