The Senator from Michigan

At times, I'm under the opinion that beards can improve any man's face. You can also include mustaches as well, but to a certain degree. Some men look great clean shaven and with facial hair, but I can't deny that most men can be improved with facial hair of some description. So with that in mind, the guy this week is the junior United States Senator from Michigan since 2015, Gary Peters.

A bearded, buttoned-down genial Midwesterner known in the Senate mostly for steering as far clear from the spotlight as he possibly can. One ally calls him a “worker bee,” while a Republican describes him as “about as exciting as a bowl of cold oatmeal.” I'd call him hot as hell.

He didn't do anything for me when he was clean shaven, but when he grew his beard, he became smoking hot and I fell in love immediately. Lets see, he stands for... political things and he has a very strong stance on... stuff. You know what, I don't really care. I think he's beautiful and has a great, sexy beard. Peters strikes me as the kind of guy who would be into leather. A real 'spank my ass and call me bitch' kind of guy wearing leather and thick black boots. What? He rides a Harley, so of course he has leather and thick black boots.

 Gary and his wife Colleen. Not bad, not bad.

 Gary on his hog and if he wants, he can sit on my hog. Hint. Hint. I'm talking about my penis.

Also, Gary has some thick thigh which probably leads to a thick ass.

 More proof that he has a thick ass.

Meet Ken Horn

Meet Kenneth B. ‘Ken’ Horn. He is a former member of the Michigan House of Representatives for the 94th District and is the current State Senator representing the 32nd District. This guy is pretty much the definition of silverfox. I mean, just look at him. Tall, handsome, head full of silver gray hair and looks good in a suit. Perfection. I know that I say this a lot, but this guy and I NEED to be fucking. Before his career in the Michigan legislature, he served as a Saginaw County commissioner for 14 years, and operated Horn’s Restaurant in his hometown of Frankenmuth.

Well, of course he's married with two grown children and grandchildren. I couldn't find anything else on him other than I want to fuck him. Now I'm just going wait in hope that there is a sex tape scandal involving him at some point in the future. He is a politician, so it's probably only a matter of time.

Ken Horn and his wife, Veronica.

I'm not going to lie, the use of both suspenders and a belt is irritating, not even mentioning the positioning of said suspenders. BUT he's hot as hell and clothes will eventually come off. 

OK Ken, hold that position while I get behind you and pull down your pants.

I want to be that dog, so I too can be in Ken's lap and lick his head. 

And when I say head, I mean his penis.

I can work with the lederhosen.

Jon Tester: Big Guy in Big Sky Country

Every once in a while I find a guy who just looks so fuckable that I'd like stripped him and abused every inch of him. Jon Tester is such a man. An American politician serving as the senior U. S. Senator from Montana, in office since 2007. Tall, husky, big belly and wears cowboy boots. Tester looks least like a senator and more like a retired football lineman (Mr. Tester is nearly 300 pounds). And it's rare these days to find a politician sporting such a big belly. So much so, that I'm completely captivated by it.

Again straight (it's just unnatural I tells you). On his twitter page, he describe himself as a third-generation Montana farmer, proud grandfather, former school teacher, flattop icon, trumpet player and Montana's senior Senator. I like to add hot piece of ass that I like to put the dick to.

His most memorable feature is his left hand because at the age of 9, he lost three fingers while working in his family butcher shop. With that in mind, I find it funny that a January 2012 profile of Tester focused on the fact that he butchers and brings his own meat with him to Washington, saying "Taking meat with us is just something that we do.... We like our own meat." If you give out a sample of said meat Sen. Tester, I bet we all would love your meat. And by meat, I mean your PENIS.

Sen. Tester and his wife, Sharla. Er... what I'd expected. 

Not knocking her, just I always image guys I like with super models.

He and those boots has been the subject of many a night touching my special place (that's my penis if you are wondering). 

I just love the slight hint of belly here.

If I had to take a guess. I'd say these are very accurate.

Sure he doesn't have an ass that'll reach out and grab you. 

But I still want to reach out and grab it.

 I've got something you can ride Sen. Tester.

It's my penis.

 Just look at hat belly wanting to bust out of that shirt.