The King of Golf

Arnold Palmer was one of the best known sports figures and, at 5-10, 175, a telegenic golfer who burst out of black-and-white television sets across the country in the late 1950s and into the 1960s and took the game to the masses. In the 90s it wasn't Tiger Woods who got me into golf as a child growing up. It was Arnold Palmer. I may have not known what I like at the time but he did give me some ideas when a golf tournament was on television. 

Palmer, part of the alluring "Big Three," with Jack Nicklaus and Gary Player (three men that I wouldn't mind taking around the farm), won 62 titles on the PGA Tour. Among those victories were four at the Masters, two at the British Open and one at the U.S. Open. He finished second in the U.S. Open four times, was runner-up three times in the PGA Championship, the only major that eluded him, and was inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 1974. He received virtually every national award in golf and was the "Athlete of the Decade" for the 1960s in a national Associated Press poll. Palmer, who helped found the Golf Channel decades later, also helped usher in the Champions Tour, where he won 10 times, including five majors. But out of all his his awards on his mantle, the one that's missing was 'The Brick Award' for giving me numerous trouser tents. 

Palmer, who died last Sunday in Pittsburgh at age 87 of complications from heart problems, was a magnetic star who attracted legions of fans who had never played golf as the television boon exploded across the land. And quite a few of those wanted to get in his pants and play with his club and balls.

RIP Mr. Palmer.

Arnold Palmer with his wife Kathleen Gawthrop

Mmm... tasseled loafers. My weakness.

"The Big Three," Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Gary Player.

Now I wish that was me and Arnold was a lot closer. 

And of course, we're naked from the waist down. Yeah, like I wasn't the first to think that.

 The two golfing legends of their era, Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer.

And both of them could caught a dick.

 

Mr. Palmer. How do you feel about me washing your balls? 

With my tongue.

 

Big Sam

This week I'm focusing on a game that is played by nearly every nation on earth called Football. Now I don't know dick about Football or should I say Soccer as we Americans call it. I know it's not American Football, but like its American namesake, it has one massive saving grace which is the coaching staff and some time ownership. And over in England, there are a few cuddly pups in Soccer err... Football to pick from but Sam Allardyce just hit the top the list for me.

He's nicknamed 'Big Sam' because, well he's big(6'3"), rugged, hairy fuckfest of a man. Allardyce's managerial career has seen him in charge of Premier League clubs such as Bolton, Blackburn, West Ham and the Black Cats' rivals Newcastle. Currently manager of the England national team since he took up the role in July 2016, leaving Sunderland to succeed Roy Hodgson as the national team's boss. Mmm... Roy Hodgson. I'd toss a fuck into that. But tossing one into Big Sam is probaly not happening as I'm guessing he'd be a total top. And I'd let him. I don’t bottom for anybody I first see, but I’ll make an exception for Big Sam because I'm betting that's one (hopefully more) hard fucking I'd enjoy.

Again married, aren't the all? He pretty much seems to have lived and breathed football his entire life. There isn't much else I can say about him. Just that he has a MANLY look that'll have me bottoming for him for how ever long he wants me. No point beating around the bush, I want to keep this a wholesome blog.

Sam and the wife. Hmm... pretty much how I expected her to look like.

Look at those thick, hairy legs... and I bet that third leg is something also.

I thought he'd be hairier but I'm still fucking him.

That's a man's mug.

Bill Belichick

It's football season so it's time for my weekly Sideline Daddy Safari. As I was watching a number college and NFL games, looking at the countless pictures of coaches, cheerleaders and football helmets, one coach drew my attention. So here for you delectation is none other than the long-time head coach of the New England Patriots, Bill Belichick.

Head coach of the Patriots for 16 years or so, he's incredibly hot, but with a mean look to him. Belichick began his coaching career with Bill Parcells (Mmm... Bill Parcells) before becoming the head coach in Cleveland and later New York Jets before being scooped up by Robert Kraft. Mmm... Robert Kraft. What I wouldn't give to have 20 minutes with him. Anyway, rumor has it that Belichick had a sex tape banging some married chick that was almost leaked a few years back. Fuck! Where was Gawker on that. Though he's not married anymore, he has a lot of hot ass floating around him, but sadly not my ass.

Lets see. He's the NFL's longest-tenured active head coach, and currently is 5th in regular season coaching wins in the NFL at 223, and first in playoff coaching wins with 23. He is one of only five head coaches with four or more titles in NFL history. He is also the only head coach in NFL history to win three Super Bowl championships in a four-year span. As much as people hate on the guy, is there a guy having a better life right now? Rings, one of the best owners in the league (who I personally wouldn't mind tapping), the best QB in the history of the game on his team and dime girlfriend Linda Holliday on his arm. You should live your life trying to be half as great as this guy.

Bill and his girlfriend Linda Holliday.

Bill and Patriots owner Robert Kraft. 

Pardon me while I have a moment with these two in my mind. 

Mmm...

I'm leg man and Bill has a nice pair.

Bill and Andy Reid. 

I'll have another moment with these two.

More Bill and Bob.

Bill and Bob coming from who knows where doing who knows what. 

But I can imagine.