Back to Football err... Soccer

Awhile back I decided to bring to you the hottest daddy soccer managers in England. So off I went on an Internet odyssey to find those managers. Honestly, like american football, if you like former athletic daddies then this is almost as good as porn! As I was looking at the countless pictures, there are quire a few of the managers to choose from and I hope to cover them off in time but today I'll bring to you none other than Steve Bruce.

Ruggedly handsome, this is the kind of man I could spend hours with. This is who I want to see doing underwear commercials not David fucking Beckham. He had resigned as Hull City manager following disagreements with the club's board. Shit, if I was them, I would have done anything to keep him under my thumb. Or should I say under my cock as he slowly licks my balls. Well, he would probably disagree but you have to admit, it's a damn shame that he doesn't have a leaked sex tape out there to down load. Or does he?

Lets see, the personals. Wife? Check. Kids? Check. I don't know why I keep thinking that maybe one of these guys are gay and single, waiting for me. Delusional, I know. Currently, he's the new manager of Aston Villa. Hopefully they'll keep him around and maybe. Just maybe, he'll get that underwear commercial now.

Steve Bruce and his wife Janet.

 After these so called unflattering snaps, Bruce has promised his wife Janet he will slim down. 

You can lose that belly but please don't lose those tits.

Now this is what a man should look like.

Here he is as manager of Aston Villa. New job, nice hair cut and he lost some of the weight. 

Me like.

Big Sam

This week I'm focusing on a game that is played by nearly every nation on earth called Football. Now I don't know dick about Football or should I say Soccer as we Americans call it. I know it's not American Football, but like its American namesake, it has one massive saving grace which is the coaching staff and some time ownership. And over in England, there are a few cuddly pups in Soccer err... Football to pick from but Sam Allardyce just hit the top the list for me.

He's nicknamed 'Big Sam' because, well he's big(6'3"), rugged, hairy fuckfest of a man. Allardyce's managerial career has seen him in charge of Premier League clubs such as Bolton, Blackburn, West Ham and the Black Cats' rivals Newcastle. Currently manager of the England national team since he took up the role in July 2016, leaving Sunderland to succeed Roy Hodgson as the national team's boss. Mmm... Roy Hodgson. I'd toss a fuck into that. But tossing one into Big Sam is probaly not happening as I'm guessing he'd be a total top. And I'd let him. I don’t bottom for anybody I first see, but I’ll make an exception for Big Sam because I'm betting that's one (hopefully more) hard fucking I'd enjoy.

Again married, aren't the all? He pretty much seems to have lived and breathed football his entire life. There isn't much else I can say about him. Just that he has a MANLY look that'll have me bottoming for him for how ever long he wants me. No point beating around the bush, I want to keep this a wholesome blog.

Sam and the wife. Hmm... pretty much how I expected her to look like.

Look at those thick, hairy legs... and I bet that third leg is something also.

I thought he'd be hairier but I'm still fucking him.

That's a man's mug.