"Miracle on 34th Street" a ‘family film’?

Whilst in the Christmas spirit, I watched the remake of "Miracle on 34th Street" (1994). Normally I think any remake generally sucks but because of the great casting, it's now among my holiday favorites. Jack McGee as the bad Santa, the late and totally fuckable William Windom, the late Robert Prosky as the judge and the perfectly casted Richard Attenborough as Kris Kringle himself. I couldn't help but rub one (or two) out. Yes, I know. It'a ‘family film’. But how can they call "Miracle on 34th Street" a ‘family film’ with a cast like this? Masturbating was totally the right thing to do.

Jack in his heavier days was so adorable. Now he's just fucking hot.

Damn William Windom was handsome man!

 That's right. Show me those lips.

 I hope he`d sentence me to suck his cock.

 Richard Attenborough just looks the part of ole saint Nick.