Celebrity Moobs

I came up with this post because I got into a friendly argument over a particular actor's set. So I decided to list my favorite celebrity moobs. I judge this like I do any boobs. For there size, nipples, areola and presentation (clothed or otherwise).

#5 Charles Durning

Sure, if you know me. You'd know Charles Durning would be on this list somewhere. I first caught a glimpse of Durning's saggy man-boobs on the show "Evening Shade" and I've been shooting ropes to them ever since.

Right here they don't seem that big but as you can see in the following pics. They plumped up like ballpark franks. Mmmmm... that works on so many levels.

  Forgive me for the quality. CBS hasn't released season 2 on DVD yet. The bastards!

Even in a t-shirt, those puppies look tempting.

Look at this. Literally one of my favorite pictures of Charles Durning. And I don't need to explain why. It's all about presentation.

#4 Stanley Anderson

Gorgeous actor and those puppies aren't bad either. Love those nipples and he has a nice hand full. When he showed them in the movie Primal Fear, Anderson was on my list just like that.

 I masturbated to this scene countless times.

 Even cover up by his shirt, those sweater cows make an impression.

#3 John Goodman

A celebrity moobs list. Hell yes he's definitely on it. John could have easily been number one on my list but since his weight loose. Those moobs of his has flatten of late.

Look at that cleavage line.

 Almost flat as a pancake compared to his heavier day, but still nice to look at,

#2 M. Emmet Walsh

Like Charles Durning. If you know me, Walsh is going to be on just about any list I'd make. And he's not afraid to bare his flesh in front of the camera when a role calls for it. 

 I just when nipples a visible though a shirt. HOT.

 Suspenders and tits. Go great together.

You got to love that side view. I know I do.

You may wonder why I included these pics. They're such a great example of Walsh moobs they I can completely ignore the great make up job done to them and pop one out.

Before I get to number 1. Here's a few honorable mentions.

Harris Yulin

John Kapelos

Albert Delpy

#1 Jack Nicholson

Come on. Look at these pics. If I wasn't touching myself before, I am now. I'm sure Mr. Nicholson wouldn't want to be #1 on this list but the pics speak for themselves.

 OK if you got your back. I'll handle your front with my own personal sun tan lotion.

Chubby Daddy Bear, John Goodman

A big, amiable character actor with dozens of movies to his credit, John Goodman has skyrocketed to one of the sexiest American fat actor on the strength of his meat-and-potatoes, regular-guy affability and easygoing charm. For eight years he was a crucial part of the top-rated series "Roseanne," playing Roseanne’s forthright husband and comic foil. And while he enjoyed mainstream success with “Roseanne” and box office hits "The Babe," "Barton Fink" and “Everybody’s All-American” he maintained an "bear/chub" fan base as a perennial favorite in shows "Normal, Ohio."

With a sex apeal as large as his girth, John's quite a big man, at 6'2" with broad shoulders and big fleshy tits to die for. John had a nice, full, hard belly that ran the length of his torso. He has legs as thick as a full-back, beefy forearms and thick, meaty hands. He was built like a bull, just soft and hard in all the right places at all the right times. John's face was round with rosey cheeks. He had a full head of dark brown hair, blue eyes and a big smile. He had a very masculine look about him and that topped it all off, his portly frame was sexy, no doubt, but he carried himself with confidence that always made him seem sexy to me.

This guy is one of my all-time favorite chubby daddies. He's been in a ton of great roles, and I think he only gets more handsome with age. One of his recent roles as Pop in Speed Racer where it looks like he might’ve lost some weight, but not the moobs. Weight loss or no weight loss! I wish to see him naked and fuck him like a caveman. YABBA DABBA DOOOO!! Too bad he’s sober, now, too. There goes my fantasy of stumbling across him drunk in a bar and “making sure he gets home”. I was transfixed by John's moobs for the whole movie. WOOF he looks fuckin hot there, rocking that mustache.

Huggably vulnerable but with an underlying strength and potential for rage, Goodman has proved himself as a distinguished character actor and an unlikely leading man possessing broad appeal, enormous range, and the respect of audiences, peers and critics alike. Recently John has lost alot of weight, but he’ll always be my top chub no matter what. Personally I think his body was damn sexy back then and I would have loved to get fucked by him. Goodman is just a big burly sexgod, and I'll be lusting after him for a long time.

 A strict daddy look. Just what I like.

 Look at those tits. Their all deflated but I'll still knock 'em around.

 Here's those ta tas at their best. Motorboat material.

Good for John that he lost the weight. He's still a handsome man. And I still have plenty of wank material from his heavier days to last a life time.