Celebrity Moobs

I came up with this post because I got into a friendly argument over a particular actor's set. So I decided to list my favorite celebrity moobs. I judge this like I do any boobs. For there size, nipples, areola and presentation (clothed or otherwise).

#5 Charles Durning

Sure, if you know me. You'd know Charles Durning would be on this list somewhere. I first caught a glimpse of Durning's saggy man-boobs on the show "Evening Shade" and I've been shooting ropes to them ever since.

Right here they don't seem that big but as you can see in the following pics. They plumped up like ballpark franks. Mmmmm... that works on so many levels.

  Forgive me for the quality. CBS hasn't released season 2 on DVD yet. The bastards!

Even in a t-shirt, those puppies look tempting.

Look at this. Literally one of my favorite pictures of Charles Durning. And I don't need to explain why. It's all about presentation.

#4 Stanley Anderson

Gorgeous actor and those puppies aren't bad either. Love those nipples and he has a nice hand full. When he showed them in the movie Primal Fear, Anderson was on my list just like that.

 I masturbated to this scene countless times.

 Even cover up by his shirt, those sweater cows make an impression.

#3 John Goodman

A celebrity moobs list. Hell yes he's definitely on it. John could have easily been number one on my list but since his weight loose. Those moobs of his has flatten of late.

Look at that cleavage line.

 Almost flat as a pancake compared to his heavier day, but still nice to look at,

#2 M. Emmet Walsh

Like Charles Durning. If you know me, Walsh is going to be on just about any list I'd make. And he's not afraid to bare his flesh in front of the camera when a role calls for it. 

 I just when nipples a visible though a shirt. HOT.

 Suspenders and tits. Go great together.

You got to love that side view. I know I do.

You may wonder why I included these pics. They're such a great example of Walsh moobs they I can completely ignore the great make up job done to them and pop one out.

Before I get to number 1. Here's a few honorable mentions.

Harris Yulin

John Kapelos

Albert Delpy

#1 Jack Nicholson

Come on. Look at these pics. If I wasn't touching myself before, I am now. I'm sure Mr. Nicholson wouldn't want to be #1 on this list but the pics speak for themselves.

 OK if you got your back. I'll handle your front with my own personal sun tan lotion.