Stanley Anderson, One Cute Daddy

Seems like I always have a thing for the actors who have small/walk-on parts in films and television or appear for only a few moments before being killed/written out/arrested etc. They are usually stage actors getting into bigger things or just paying the bills and head back to their beloved theater. For the most part, these guys are never seen again and can be easily missed by most daddybear admirers of the world. And so I present to you Stanley Anderson.

Well known to TV fans for his role as Drew Carey's father 'George Carey' on "The Drew Carey Show," but he first caught my attention in the movie "Primal Fear." Of course the scene where pops out of the shower (surprisingly dry) just before being brutally murdered is what did it for me. Damn the director for only giving me a few seconds of his sweet jugs. Not only is he a lovely shape, he was ruggedly good looking. So I searched for everything Anderson appeared in until 2005 where he seemed drop off the face of the earth. Destined to never be seen again, I wanted to ensure that those who would appreciate him got to see him. It makes me kinda sad that he usually gets small parts, bringing tears to my eye as I wank off furiously at the TV screen.

So lets see, a search of google I see he's married to actress Judith Long, has a kid and is a Washington Redskins fan. Like I said earlier, Anderson hasn't been in anything since 2005, but he has been in a thousands pornos in my mind.

He makes me wish I was an altar boy in this movie. OK that was wrong on so many levels. Especially if you’ve seen the movie, but it’s just a movie and I can dream. Can’t I?

Who am I kidding. Even if I do think Anderson is a handsome man. 
What got me on his tip was the rack. Anybody that knows me knows that I like tits. 
Whether there on a woman or a man… 

I love tits and Stanley Anderson has a nice set on him. 

What thick fingers you have Mr. Anderson. 

The better to give hand-jobs with.

Like I said earlier, I think Stanley is a handsome man and even a good actor. 

But every time I see him. All I can think of is taking those puppies to town.

Even cover up by his shirt, those sweater cows make an impression.

What would you say if you walked in a bar and see these two seating there. 

JACKPOT!

Celebrity Moobs

I came up with this post because I got into a friendly argument over a particular actor's set. So I decided to list my favorite celebrity moobs. I judge this like I do any boobs. For there size, nipples, areola and presentation (clothed or otherwise).

#5 Charles Durning

Sure, if you know me. You'd know Charles Durning would be on this list somewhere. I first caught a glimpse of Durning's saggy man-boobs on the show "Evening Shade" and I've been shooting ropes to them ever since.

Right here they don't seem that big but as you can see in the following pics. They plumped up like ballpark franks. Mmmmm... that works on so many levels.

  Forgive me for the quality. CBS hasn't released season 2 on DVD yet. The bastards!

Even in a t-shirt, those puppies look tempting.

Look at this. Literally one of my favorite pictures of Charles Durning. And I don't need to explain why. It's all about presentation.

#4 Stanley Anderson

Gorgeous actor and those puppies aren't bad either. Love those nipples and he has a nice hand full. When he showed them in the movie Primal Fear, Anderson was on my list just like that.

 I masturbated to this scene countless times.

 Even cover up by his shirt, those sweater cows make an impression.

#3 John Goodman

A celebrity moobs list. Hell yes he's definitely on it. John could have easily been number one on my list but since his weight loose. Those moobs of his has flatten of late.

Look at that cleavage line.

 Almost flat as a pancake compared to his heavier day, but still nice to look at,

#2 M. Emmet Walsh

Like Charles Durning. If you know me, Walsh is going to be on just about any list I'd make. And he's not afraid to bare his flesh in front of the camera when a role calls for it. 

 I just when nipples a visible though a shirt. HOT.

 Suspenders and tits. Go great together.

You got to love that side view. I know I do.

You may wonder why I included these pics. They're such a great example of Walsh moobs they I can completely ignore the great make up job done to them and pop one out.

Before I get to number 1. Here's a few honorable mentions.

Harris Yulin

John Kapelos

Albert Delpy

#1 Jack Nicholson

Come on. Look at these pics. If I wasn't touching myself before, I am now. I'm sure Mr. Nicholson wouldn't want to be #1 on this list but the pics speak for themselves.

 OK if you got your back. I'll handle your front with my own personal sun tan lotion.