Big Luther

Well, this weeks entry is a result of last weeks entry, so I thought I would post this tall, cuddly looking politician. Sen. Luther Johnson Strange or as people have come to call him "Big Luther."

The towering Mr. Strange was appointed to replace Jeff Sessions in the U.S. Senate now that Sessions has been confirmed as attorney general. And he's tall. Like, really tall. At 6 feet 9 inches (2.06 m) tall, Strange is the tallest U.S. Senator in history and is currently the tallest member of Congress. Also he's not that bad to look at. I'd vote for him purely on looks alone. Honestly, his policies could involve throwing babies in pits full with snakes and I'd still be out campaigning for him. Strange is the opposite of Sessions from last week. Tall like a mountain. And I'd climb that mountain, all day long.

Again straight, married with two sons. A damn waste as a straight man. You know the sex he got would never have been that good. I just hope that there is a sex tape scandal involving him in the future. He is a politician, so it's probability of that is very high. But for now, I'll just fantasize about how good he'd look naked.

From left, Vice President Mike Pence, Melissa Strange, Luther Strange and 

Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Ahhh... look how cute and tiny Sessions is.

He looks a lot skinnier than I thought he'd be but I'd still tap that ass.

And his little dog too. Just kidding about the dog.

But serious about tapping him.

Oh my god he's wearing tasseled loafers. If I didn't want to fuck him before, I sure as hell do now.

With those shoes on.

Now that I've had time to think on it. Sessions topping Strange would be way hotter, 

but I wouldn't count on it staying that way.

The New Attorney General

With all this doom and gloom of Donald Trump being the president, I like stick with the aesthetics of politics. Better to keep me sane that way. Some of president Trump's decisions of late have been questionably at best. But like to give him the benefit of the doubt for good decisions like Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer is the White House Press Secretary. Aesthetically speaking, their hot as fuck. And this weeks entry, New US Attorney General Jeff Sessions is no exception.

Before being appointed Attorney General, Sessions has served as the junior a senator from Alabama for two decades beside senior Sen. Richard C. Shelby. Mmm... Dick Shelby. Excuse me, back to Sessions. I know next to nothing about his views other than a few things quickly looked up like Sessions is he's popular back home, he's “amnesty's worst enemy”, he's a debt hawk and a military hawk, he's a climate change skeptic and accusations of racism have dogged Sessions's career. All that sounds a little worry some to me but I can over look them. Don't judge me. He is short and handsome. He's like like a toy dog I want to carry around and pet. And by pet, I mean fuck.

OK the personals: married, three children, grand children and a estimated net worth of $7.5 million. $7.5 million! Damn, I got to get into politics or get into Sessions. The first seems more likely but I would like to give the latter a try;)

 President Donald Trump watches as Jeff Sessions, alongside his wife Mary, is sworn in as Attorney General by US Vice President Mike Pence in the Oval Office of the White House.

   

 You see that guy over there. He so wants to blow you.

 

 Ooo... the glasses on the tip of the nose thing is so hot.

 Fuck you Lindsey... I'd so fuck you Lindsey.

Sorry. My weird lust for Sen. Graham kicked in there.

 He's so cute and tiny.

Sessions is just so cute and tiny, especially compared to his senatorial replacement, Sen. Luther Strange. What I wouldn't pay to see these to go at it. 6'9" on 5'7". Only problem is who would bottom. Either would be hot to see.