As I have mentioned before, the guys that appeal to me most are the ones who tend to be a little on the heavy side. There is just something supremely satisfying about watching a film or TV show then suddenly, unexpectedly find myself reaching for the hankies and lube when a older chubby guy appears out of nowhere. And so with that in mind, I present to you, Ian McNeice.
I first took notice McNeice in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls," not necessarily for how good looking I thought he was or how much I wanted to fuck him. I notice him for how big he was and how I thought he'd be died in two years or so. Though with his cute, double-chinned face and I knew he had something I like and I just needed something to put him over the edge with me. And that something came from the SciFi channel's mini-series adaptation of Frank Herbert's "Dune." He was sporting no less than red rubber undies and suspenders. He also appeared in the movie called "Anazapta" AKA "Black Plague" as a germaphobe Bishop getting washed down. The visual alone are worth it, even if he's not completely nude. But if you want to see a nude, younger, thinner McNeice. Check out "The Lonely Passions of Judity Hearne."
I can't tell if he's married or other wise with the chick that birthed him three kids but with my luck. McNeice won't be craving dick at this point in his life now would he?
Bert Large... Yeah that name fits.
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