Chapter Three: The Benefit with Friends

As I walked up Ed Asner’s walk way, I thought to myself ‘I can’t believe I’m fucking one of the most honored actors in TV history.’ Surely our relationship would end as he’d come to his sense and tell me to leave and don’t come back. But I’ll just go along for the ride as long as it last. Before I rang the door bell, I could see someone inside coming towards the door and on opening there was Ed greeting me with a broad smile.

“Hello Adam, come on in,” said Ed as I followed Ed to his sitting room and beckoned me to take a seat. I already felt aroused as I could smell that Ed had obviously been working as the aroma of sweat hit my nose.

“Like me get you a drink, I won’t be long.” He said as I watched Ed leave the room, admiring his body.

Ed returned with a bottle and two glasses. He set the glasses on the table and opened the bottle and began to pour. My heart started pounding when I looked into his eyes. He gave me a grin as he came over and sat in the other chair. He was slightly in front of the table, enough so that I could see his crotch in full view. I tried not to stare but his basket was so inviting I couldn’t help sneaking a peak at it. I know he noticed and I blushed a little, but pretended not to notice that he had caught me. He lifted his glass and toasted.

“To friendship” he said, and took a big gulp.

I said, “To friendship and more”.

We chatted for a bit, but I felt there was something he wanted to know and wouldn’t ask. Suddenly he stood up and asked, “Do you want to go with me to a benefit fundraiser, I can bring a guest?”

I was a little stunned but of course I said yes, “but what would I say if someone asked who I am?” I asked.

“Your my new personal assistant. They don’t need to know anything else.”

“Sounds good to me.” I responded. “Do I need to change?” I asked.

“No, your fine, it’s informal, but I need to freshen up a bit and make himself more presentable before we go.” He added, “Make yourself at home while I go clean up. The TV is in the bedroom.”

I followed him into the bedroom and turned on the TV. Ed finally finished and returned to the room. His chest was bare as he went to the dresser to get another shirt. He put on a shirt and buckled up his pants and walked up to me. He asked if I had seen anything on the TV. I was knocked back into reality and said, “No, not much.”

“Well, if your ready, lets go. You drive.” Ed said as he disappeared into the hall way.

As we drove along, we sat quietly for a few minutes. Ed seemed restless as he thumped his fingers on the arm rest. Not knowing whether he was uncomfortable about going out in public with his new secret gay lover. I decide calm him down by starting a conversation about what I had seen on the TV. Ed seemed to relax as we pulled up to a very nice home in the country and with his hand on my shoulder, we walked inside. A waiter seated us at a table about midway through the yard. I chose a seat next to Ed so we both had a view of the yard.

A few fans came by wanting autographs and pictures with Ed. I found Ed to be the most approachable of the actors at the benefit and he was extremely friendly toward fans. I laughed to myself as I watched some of the old women that seem to be flirting with Ed. One woman kept hugging and caressing Ed. From the way the curt fan acted, I imagined she had visions of dollars dancing in her head. Fat chance of that happening I thought to myself. When she finally left, I locked in on to Ed’s eyes made me horny and I wanted to take him back to the house and start him up again.

“Quit gushing.” Ed said bringing me back to reality.

“Let me worship you, old man!” I responded.

We chuckled as the waiter interrupted and asked what we would like. After ordering the waiter left us and I again returned my gaze to Ed. We ate in silence, looking out in the yard at all the people enjoying the nice weather. I was trying to enjoy the view but it was easier to enjoy the view right next to me. Looking around, I found I had an opportunity to try and get my hand on Ed’s crotch and find his treasures. I started to reach for his crotch and he pretended not to notice as he kept starring out into the yard. I started to massage and caress his dick and he leaned back and spread his legs. Apparently it was too good of a feeling as he said we should go back to the house. When he stood I could see his hard on in his pants. He covered it with the coat and escorted me in a hurry back to the car so we could head to his house.

When we got to Ed’s home, in one motion, he closed and locked the door behind us, throw his coat on the couch and he had me in an embrace before I could think what to do to satisfy him. Then he shoved his tongue in my mouth and was rubbing his hands up and down my back. Before I knew it, he was slipping his hands down my shorts and feeling my butt. He slowly he was moving downwards, slowly pulling the shorts against the raging hard on inside them. With his head level with my groin, he gave a harder tug, pulling the shorts off and allowing my dick to spring out in front of his face. Ed seemed surprised pleased with the sight of my dick quivering in front of him.

“I’m not very good at this.” he said, “but I think this is how it’s done.” With that, I felt his wet tongue slide over my cock as his hands cupped my butt cheeks.

Then Ed slid his tongue up the underside of my shaft and wrapped it around the head, sucking vigorously. I to gasp in pleasure as I felt Ed’s soft mouth and tongue playing with my cock. Fuck! For a 70 something yr. old, he sure could suck! He swallowed more and more of my cock, deeper into his hungry mouth. I was finding it hard to hold back as his hand grabbed my nuts, squeezing them tight while his bald head bobbed up and down my cock. I grabbed his head firmly in my hands and began fucking his face furiously, I was going wild. I didn’t know if could have held back any longer as my balls were about to explode, but Ed started gagging after the furious pounding I had just given his mouth.

“Not as good as I thought I’d be.” He said with a grin looking up at me.

“Well, you almost had me cumming. So I say you did a damn good job.” I said waving my cock right in front of him.

With that, Ed got up, eager to put his tongue in my mouth, but I had other ideas though, licking my way down to his pants. I undid the buckle, unzipped him and pushed his pants down to the floor. We stepped out of our pants, which were still down by our ankles and began a long hug and kiss. He was very excited as I took his dick in my hand as we held each other. He was kissing me with a passion I have never known.

“Adam,” whispered Ed. “Will you fuck me?”

“Are you sure?” I asked.

“I’ve been waiting for someone like you to take me,” He said as he began to slowly release me and started to turn around.

He rubbed his back against me as I hugged him to my body, feeling my dick sliding into Ed’s large butt cheeks. Eager to give Ed every pleasure he could ever want and I knew what he wanted so I kissed my way down his back until I was kneeling behind him. As Ed grabbed the back of the recliner, I stuck out my tongue and slid it through the sweaty hairy crack. The scent drove me wild as my tongue delved deeper before finally reaching his ring. When I brushed my tongue against his hole a few times and then slid the tip of it in, he let out a gasp and a soft moan as my tongue worked in and out, eating him. He soon started masturbating himself and with each stroke I could feel Ed’s ring tighten and then relax. By now I had his crack and hole completely soaked as my tongue was sliding in all the way with ease. I stood back up, reached down for my dick and started running it up and down his wet crack a few times. Then I put the head right against the tight hole, I pressed against him and the tip of my cock slid in.

“Ahhh… easy now.” He said as put his hands above the recliner to brace himself.

I grabbed hold of his wide hips as I slid in further, I ignored his cries until I was completely up to my nuts in him. After a minute or so of letting him slowly adjust to me, I began to fucked him nice and slow as I didn’t wanna hurt the old fellow. I started to move left and right with my dick, opening his asshole when I instantly hit the right spot as he was suddenly moaning in delight.

“Ahh shit!” Ed grunted.

As I fucked his ass slowly as the the recliner rocked back and fourth to aid in the motion. Ed was loving it as he was really moaning. I was in heaven seeing Ed’s hairy back; his hot, mature, body was positively glistening with sweat and the smell of our bodies mingled and what a delight aroma. I loved watching my dick slide deep and then all the way out as I was fucking him harder now.

“Ohh give it to me. Give to me! Oh yes, yes faster, faster!“ He said as he started to grunt in tune to my thrust’s.

I grabbed his hips and proceeded to fulfill my wildest dreams. Faster and faster I went as he moaned and gyrating his hips, pushing back harder and harder against me wanting me to give him more. I was holding back as hard as I could as I reached around and pumped his dick furiously trying to get him to cum at the same time I did. My wish came true and he began to roar as he shot his liquid love into my hands and I rammed my rod inside him, shooting my load into his quivering love canal. I had shot the biggest and hottest load of my life up in the old man. Looking down I as I pulled out, a whole load of cum spilled with it.

As I stood there I wondered; could this have happened or was I dreaming? Ed had collapsed into the chair and when I saw his perfect body in front of me and I knew it was real. He opened his arms in a gesture for me to come sit on his lap. I did, with our heads touching, he squeezed me to his body as he ran his fingers through my hair.

"It’s such a pleasure to be here with you.” I said as felt him press his head against mine.

Still holding me in his arms he said, “It’s a pleasure to be had.”

CHAPTER FOUR: A Celebrity's Personal Assistant

For the past few weeks, my life has been like a Hollywood movie and it couldn’t have played out any better. I’ve only been a personal assistant to a celebrity for a month now and that celebrity, I’m a personally assisting, is one Mr. Ed Asner. My job is to drive him around, go through his mail, make phone calls, deal with photos and appearances and handle his many charitable donations. The one big thrill was the sex. Being his ‘paid whore on call’ as he sometimes call me. I’m not complaining. Hell… I’m fucking Lou Grant, the curmudgeon boss on ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show.’ There’s a ton of people who would love to be in my position. Which came about from what I’d call ’a bootie call.’ I guess its one of the perks of the job. The downside, a pre-marriage Asner had quite a few girlfriends and the post-marriage Asner was no different. And I was expected to juggle them all. Women… Hell, just about everyone were obsessed with him. He was really charming and so I’d have to go and get gifts for his different girlfriends.

But on today’s agenda, he was doing a local TV Talk show to promote his one man play “FDR.” While we were there, we were attended by the show’s producer, a hot looking cougar by name of Sally Kirkland. As soon as she walked up to greet us, I see his face light up. Asner beamed.

“Hello, Mr. Asner…“

“Fuck that! Fuck that! Call me Ed!” He said, cutting her off abruptly.

If she didn’t have a smile on her face before, that certainly brought one out now. They had the usual pre-interview chat all the while they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Nothing unusual, normal hug, hand shake deal. But I definitely could see Ed had the hots for this chick. During a commercial break, Sally came over to see if Ed wanted anything, and he said yes, for her to come to the show, and he would "show her a really good time.” Ed then leaned over as if he wanted to peck Sally on the cheek, and when she leaned in, he licked the side of her face. A bit kinky perhaps, but not totally unexpected that something on Asner would be “Up.” It was like that between them during the whole time we were there. And with Asner’s quick wit and charm, it’s no surprise that Sally accompanied us back to Ed’s house.

Ed made up an excuse that would have me gone for an hour or so. Ed gave me a unseen wink out the door and as soon as it closed, they were getting after it. I hopped in my car and drove around block to a free parking spot. It took me 15 minutes or so to get back to the house and my dick was throbbing even though I was shaking from fear of being discovered as I approached the old man’s patio. As I peaked in the patio door, I spotted Ed, on the bed facing me with his shirt off and pants around his ankles. And surprise, surprise, Sally on her knee in front of him going to town on his cock. Fuck! Sally sure could suck! She swallowed more and more of his cock, deeper into her hungry mouth. I was finding it hard to hold back as I unzipped my pants and pulled out my throbbing dick. And in doing so, I finally caught Ed’s attention. Ed’s a bit of an exhibitionist and seeing me, only made this encounter that much better.

“Shit, that feels wonderful.” He exclaimed as he suddenly reached down and grabbed her behind the head with his huge, weathered hands, forcing his cock down her throat.

“Show me what a good cock sucker you are. Take that whole damn thing!” He said in an almost angry voice looking dead into my eyes with a sinister grin.

I know all to well what she’s going through. Ed may not have the longest, but it good 7 inches and thick as hell. And Sally managed to take inch after inch of his thick dick down her throat until her lips were pressed against his pubes. He held her face to his crotch until she gagged before he pulled her head back. I was feverishly jerking my dick as she started moving her mouth up and down his thick dick shaft as Ed fucked her mouth.

“Oh fuck!” Ed groaned as he watched his female companion leaned forward and let her lips slide down his veiny pole while from outside, I stood wide-eyed and open mouthed myself as Sally’s face dipped into the silver curls above his manhood over and over again.

“Honey…” Ed said. “I - I can’t take much more of this.”

“I guess it’s my turn now.” She said as she stood up, licked her lips and started to completely undress.

As she pulled her blouse up over her head and then reached back and undid her bra, I admired her tits. While they weren’t big and looked small in proportion with the rest of her slightly chubby frame, the sight of those grapefruit-sized breasts with the plump red nipples, surprisingly made my heart skip a beat.

“You’re beautiful, honey,” Ed told her as she cupped her breasts and squeezed them.

Ed kicked off the pants from around his ankles as Sally threw herself back into the bedding and spread her slender thighs wide to show the old man her pink insides, revealing the lips of her sex were bare. I could tell Ed had a big smile on his face as he slowly ease down on his knees in front of her. He slowly ran his hands from her knees, down her inner thighs, to her crotch. Then using his sausage like thumb, started rubbing her pussy lips causing slight mourns from Sally.

“Your already wet.” Ed said as he ran his hand over the dewy flesh. “Now I’m going to make you wetter.”

I had never dreamt of seeing this, I thought while I watched Ed buried his face in between her thighs. Sally was kicking her feet around and thrashing her arms, clawing at the sheets while Ed brought her closer and closer to orgasm, forcing him to wrap my hands around her hips to try and hold her down. I now learned from my experiences with Ed, that whether it’s a cock or pussy. Ed can give unbelievable head.

“Oh God!” Sally said once, and then another half dozen times as she tried to catch her breath. “That was… oh God!”

I could tell she came not only from the screech she let out as her upper body kept rising and slamming back down on the bed, but from the spray that hit Ed’s face as he held on her as she squirmed almost off the bed before he stopped tonguing her. Ed looked over to me with a smile on his face as he struggled to get up off of the floor, his face glistening from the juice hit it moments before.

“Gimme that,” Sally said, forcing herself to sitting position and grabbing Ed’s cock, which was in a semi-erect state, and put it in her mouth again.

“That’s right honey, get it hard.” Ed growled.

Ed positioned himself almost sideways between her legs as to give me a better view. Then Ed seemed to tense up and damn near fell over, grabbing for Sally’s shoulder to keep himself upright. If I didn’t know better and I did. Sally had a finger or two up Ed’s ass making him her puppet. She was a pro as Ed’s cock was getting stiff again while she did things inside his ass that I know the protologist hadn’t done.

“Oh yea… get it in there!” he said as he grab a condom from the dresser.

Sally hopped back on the bed as the old man stretched the condom to roll down his thick cock. In less than a minute, Ed slide to the middle of the bed. Sally waited till he was ready, then carefully straddled Ed, grabbing a  hold of what was about to fill her up and positioning his cock at the opening of her pussy. Slowly, she used her weight to force the prick in. I think only about one-fourth of the massive dick was in, Ed grabbed Sally’s hips and shoved upwards. It didn’t take her long to realize what had happened, and she began to grind on him.

“Shit!” Ed exclaimed as he felt his dick go in to the hilt, and then his eyes looked over to the patio at me edging at the sight of them.

Ed had wasted no time sliding his cock in her; he was a real fucker, knew exactly how to please himself and in return give me pure satisfaction. He moved her ass to ride up and down his pole, using her hips as handlebars to massage his cock to his rhythm.

“Your fucking me so good!” the blonde yelped as the bed bounced from grinding her neatly trimmed soft blonde pubic patch down hard onto his grey wiry pubic hair. Still grinding, she leaned over and forced her tongue past Ed’s lips. I was so turned on at the sight of them. I thought I could actually taste Ed’s tongue myself. Ed was deep inside her as she tried to milk him of his baby juice as she began softly moaning, “Oh fuck me yes that’s it.”

“This is hot.” I whimpered as I as I nearly forgot hide stay hidden while watching Ed. Both of my hands were busy as I stood there with only the edge of the patio door to conceal me. My right hand was twisting my nipples while my left hand was busy running up and down my dick.

I hated that Ed was using the blonde as a cock polisher of sorts; wishing Ed was sticking his cock into me instead of Sally, who was cumming and screaming it out to the world while the blonde’s pussy tried to snap his dick in two. Soon the slapping sounds of Sally’s body crashing into Ed’s were overwhelmed by her screaming as she came a second time, and when her pussy clamped down around his cock he came too, spurting his seed deep into that condom. She kept up her movements til she was sure Ed was dry and then laid her head on his chest. Ed’s eyes kept going back to me outside and while he might have been in Sally’s body physically, but in my mind he was dreaming of me jerking off outside his patio door.

“Thank you, baby. That pleased me to no end. I hope I haven’t disappointed you.”

“Came twice. You definitely did not disappoint” Sally said after pulling off  his spent cock.

After hearing that seemed to wake me from my trance because I then, without cumming, I stuffed my dick back in my pants and scrambled from out of backyard and ran out to my car. I sat there in my car I don’t know how long as I contemplate what I was feeling. I was still turned on about what just happened but I was also a little sad and angry that it wasn’t just me Ed was fucking. I knew what this was from the start I thought as I finally start the engine. Ed’s got a reputation he has to maintain and as his assistant, I have to help him maintain it. And if he still fucks me. All the better.

“Where the hell have you been? Sally had to take a cab.” Ed said as came though the door.

“Sorry I didn’t know how long …”

“Shit, weren’t you there watching?” He said, cutting me off abruptly.

“Yeah I was. But I left before I even blew my load so I wouldn’t get caught and…” I said as paused in mid sentence as notice Ed staring at me intently.

“Come over here.”

I was a little hesitant as I slowly walked over to him as I didn’t know what he was going to do. He then reached with his big, weathered hands and started undoing my zipper. He pulled it out and looked at it. My dick was getting very hard and stiff which was pointing right into his face. Then Ed looked me in the eyes then back to my hard dick in his hand and in big motion, opened his mouth wide to suck my cock deep down to his throat.

“Oh shit.” I said as my jaw fell open as he started to blow me.

I began to spread my legs so he could have better access to my cock and he began to undo my pants and push them down along with my underwear. Now I was completely accessible to his loving attention as he grabbed my balls and put his mouth back over my throbbing cock, pushing his head down on it as far as he could without gagging. His hands grabbed my legs and made their way to my ass, grabbing a cheek in each hand as his mouth slid up and down my cock. Each time he sucked me in, his nose pressed into my pubic hair and I felt it’s tip on the skin beneath my pubes.

He didn’t slurp or make a production out of the act, and the only sounds he made were the squishing sounds my penis made as is came out of his throat coated in saliva. I looked down and saw Ed’s bald aged spotted head bobbing up and down on my dick as I could literally feel my dick head rubbing the back of his throat. Within seconds, both my hands were thrusting my hard erected dick deep into his hungry mouth with my balls banging against his chin. About 10 minutes later, I squirmed to let him know I was about to cum and he just shoved his head down farther on me as I began to erupt in his throat. When I finished my orgasm and stood straight again, Ed let my penis out from between his lips and got up in front of me. He looked into my eyes and put his hands on my shoulders.

“I’m going to take a shower,” Ed said as he headed down the hall, pausing to say, “See ya tomorrow and don’t forget to lock up,” before departing.

Donovan Scott

Well it's Christmas time. So it's time for all heavyset actors to dust off the red hat and beards to play old saint Nick. Since my to favorite actors to play ole Saint Nick, Charles Durning and David Huddleston have died. And some other actors aren't really up to par. I've decided to settle on the new go to Santa of Hollywood and I'm surprised to find out he has been cast as the jolly elf in over 50 roles. So this week I bring you American character actor, Donovan Scott.

Scott is a great example of 'getting better with age' as he has the cutest face. There may not be another living human being who has the Santa look naturally as perfectly as he does. Film wise he is probably most famous for his role in 'Police Academy,' but to be honest, he didn't hit my radar until his now legendary role in the Progressive Insurance commercial where he's nut-in-two minutes hot. He's been in many classic movies and television shows: the aforementioned 'Police Academy,' 'Popeye,' 'Back to the Future III,' 'It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia' and of course the music video for Olivia Newton-John's 1981 hit "Physical." And physical, is what I'd like to get with him.

Looks like I hit the jackpot with this one. He's gay. So I totally have a shot with him, if he and his husband have been together for 43-years and married for 24. That lucky bastard!

 Talk about better with age.

Look at the progression. 

From this...

 To this...

 To this.

So much better.

 Santa never looked so good.

 I'd like to do more things in your lap than just sit.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza and have an awesome Winter Solstice to all!

Richard Dysart (1929-2015)

Recently, I discovered another favorite actor of mine from my childhood had died. Richard Allen Dysart was an American actor, who probably best-known for the cranky senior partner Leland McKenzie in the slick, long-running NBC drama 'L.A. Law'. He caught my attention in that show but I didn't know why until years later.

The esteemed actor, who excelled at playing real-life authority figures, also stood out on Broadway in 'That Championship Season' and in such films as 'The Hospital,' 'Being There,' 'The Thing' and 'Pale Rider.' And everybody that knows me, know I love authority figures and his portrayal of Leland McKenzie in 'L.A. Law' really did it for me. He had a nice shape and his face was adorable as fuck with those glasses on while still retaining a serious look. Dysart seem the hottest to me in movies where there's more than one other hot daddy on screen with him. Like the aforementioned 'The Thing' with Donald Moffat, Charles Hallahan and a young Richard Masur or my personal favorite 'True Confessions'  where appeared with Robert De Niro, Robert Duvall and the ever hot as fuck Charles Durning among others.

Dysart died at home in Santa Monica, California on April 5, 2015, after a long illness at the age of 86. According to Steven Bochco, Dysart was sort of an old hippie in life but I'd like to remember him as cranky senior partner Leland McKenzie. And it's me who everybody is shocked to see him in bed with.

Dysart with his wife, Kathryn.

Here he is with all the male cast members of  L.A. Law.

You know what? He's rocking that beard.