Sen. Lindsey Graham

This post is kinda weird for me because as much as I would like to bend him over a table. I just feel so ashamed and embarrassed that I want to fuck this guy. Yeah, I know. Weird. So I bring to you Sen. Lindsey Graham.

Lindsey Olin Graham is an American politician and member of the Republican Party, who has served as a United States Senator from South Carolina since 2003, and has been the senior Senator from South Carolina since 2005. On June 1, 2015, he announced his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States in the 2016 election.

I know, I know he's not that bad to look at. I think he's quite handsome in a geeky sort of way. But he’s just so effeminate and innocent looking that I just can’t stand to here him talk. Sure I can believe that he's so career oriented that he he didn't have time find a wife and have kids. But he just seems like he would love being a cock sock behind closed doors. That last part is a complete fabrication, buuuuut if he would come out tomorrow. No one and I mean no one would be surprised.

 Look at that toothy smile.

Look at him. He's so innocent looking that I just feel bad that I want to run my dick across his lips.

Is That Pumbaa

With so many gorgeous daddy actors out there, something some get lost in shuffle and sometimes it takes them appearing in something new or seeing them in something old to bring back to the forefront. So I bring to you a familiar TV face in sitcoms, busted pilots, and occasional TV dramas since the mid-1980s, one Ernie Sabella.

An American actor, who is best known for his role as the official voice of Pumbaa from "The Lion King" film series. I barely remember him when I was a kid on "Perfect Strangers" but he did catch my attention later on "Saved by the Bell." That form fitting club uniform he had on sure made an impression on me but he still didn't show me enough to get me to fine out his name. It wasn't until he appeared on an memorable episode of "Seinfeld" that I had a major boner for the little warthog. As an overweight nudist reading a newspaper on the subway, Sabella became the second man I masturbated to behind the late Charles Durning. Hey their both very comparable. "Hey, I'm short and sorta fat. I can make people laugh. That's about it" is how the character actor describes himself. Yeah my dick says very similar.

The New York native is prolific both on-stage and in front of the camera, often teaming up with Nathan Lane in productions such as movies, plays and musicals like "Guys and Dolls," "Mouse Hunt," "The Producers"and of course "The Lion King" film series as the voice of Pumbaa the warthog. I'm not saying there's something going on between them. I just like to imagine there is. Hakuna Matata!

 I just love a short, chubby man.

 Ernie is just HOT! 

Greg Noll aka "Da Bull"

Living near a beach city, I'm always seeing surf boards around. Especially this time of the year. I never was into surfing but if this guy was around, I'd be at the beach with board bright and early just to see him. Also get into a situation were I could dry-hump him. Just let me dream.

Greg Noll, nicknamed “Da Bull” by some guy I never heard of, in reference to his physique and way of “charging” down the face of a wave. I'd like to think he was given that name for the set bull balls he has. Again. Just let me dream. Noll is apparently a American pioneer of big wave surfing and is also acknowledged as a prominent longboard shaper. Noll was a member of a US lifeguard team that introduced malibu boards to Australia around the time of the 1956 Melbourne Olympic Games. He is viewed as one of the most daring surfers of their generation and is readily identified in film footage while surfing by his now iconic black and white horizontally striped "jailhouse" boardshorts.

Got turn on to this guy a few years ago and I’m still turned on by him today. And why not? He's stunningly hot. Today Noll lives in Hiouchi, California with his wife (DAMN!) and shapes re-creations of some of the historic boards from the sport of surfing.

 Greg and his lucky ass wife.

 I just love this guy's smile.

Not the most appealing ass... but I'd work with it.

 I wonder if it made to scale?

Sexy surflegend Greg Noll aka "Da Bull" in his working place. I have a board he can shape and I'll get a surfboard he can shape too!