Jerry Falwell

You know, just because someone is a homophobe or a dick, doesn't mean you can't find them physically attractive. You aren't going to date them. It's all about the looks. Sure that's shallow but when was the last time you looked at a pic of a hot, naked guy on the internet and thought "Nice body, I wonder what his social views are?" as you thought about pounding his ass? And so, the latest entry is for religious leader, political activist and television evangelist, Reverend Jerry Falwell.

There's no doubt that Falwell was controversial. Many remember him as the arch-conservative Moral Majority leader who took to the airwaves after September 11, 2001 and blamed the terrorists attacks on homosexuals, feminists, and the ACLU (among others). Or they remember him as the guy who outed the purple Teletubby. I remember him for all that too, but also for the fact that he was a big, silver haired chub that I wanted to fuck the hell out of. You know I love chubs and Falwell was already husky to heavyset guy but he really ballooned up in the years before his death.

The late Falwell was married with two sons and a daughter with oldest son, Jerry Jr. (a lawyer and current chancellor of Liberty University), I'd do if he puts on some weight like his dad. And Sr. had a twin brother. Oh now my 'doing two brothers fantasy' just got two new participates. Known for homophobia, bigotry, and the Moral Majority, I would have love to cure him of all that by fucking him just below his pulpit with his congregation watching. I'm whore like that.

As a person, he was probably a prick. But he was hot. So I am only going to think of him in purely physical terms. If I passed him on the street and had no idea who he was. 
Would I want to attach my dick to his ass for several days? 
Yes. Yes I would. 

Jerry and the wife.

Sure he was a prick, but on the plus side. An entry on a blog stating how much of a hot daddy he was and that men want to fuck his ass. Will have him spinning in his grave. 

That's a little victory right there.

You still got a little of my... There you go. You got it.

Come on... Your telling me if you didn't know who he was, you wouldn't hit that?

Gary Basaraba

A fellow tumblr blogger Girthitude were discussing a few favorite actors of ours. To be a little more precise, discussing the cast of "The Full Monty 2" (somebody needs to start a kick starter). One of the potential cast members was discussed in depth and I think it's about damn time I show this guy some love. Another fellow tumblr blogger wrinkleshop put me on to him a year or so back and he never left my thoughts since. So this week I bring to you, actor Gary Basaraba.

Tall, husky and has an ass that'll be contender for 'The Ass of the Year Award.' 'The Ass of the Year Award?' Now that's an award show I'd watch. Anyway back to Gary. He's known for playing police officers like in Steven Bochco's "Brooklyn South" and on the critically acclaimed but shortly lived "Boomtown." But what brought me to Gary's door was his appearance on "Mad Men." Looking all handsome with his hair slick back and in that fine suit. Hell, he's better looking out of it. So much so that he had me looking at Hefty Smurf in an whole new light. Recently found some new shirtless pics of Gary from a TV show he did called "Mixed Blessings"(which I'm currently trying to hunt down) that got even more horned up for him.

Lets see, he went to Yale so he's smart as well as hot. Don't see nothing saying he's married or in an relationship so more fuel to the delusion of me and Girthitude on either end of Gary, with him enjoying his first time. Personal aspirations aside, he's a very good actor, in my opinion and deserves more stronger roles. Preferably with his clothes off.

Gary is working that cop uniform.

Not sure but this is probably Gary's wife. Ehh...

He's like a sexy teddy bear! So cuddly and cute.

Ah.. look at him. I'm on my knees now just waiting for his cock.

Come on... You can't tell me that's not a ass of the year contender.

He caught my eye in Fried Green Tomatoes but wasn't in my ball park then...

But now he is.

It's kinda funny that I find his character from Justified really hot. 

I guess it's the whole bad boy thing.