The Men of Murder, She Wrote: SEASON TEN

Get ready for yet another chapter of television's most under appreciated series that shows you a wide array of daddies with eleven episodes of the twenty-one episodes of the Tenth Season of Murder She Wrote. Whether Jessica is helping out the local sheriff, making her case in Ireland or even hunting vampires, it's no mystery why I love the show. So here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season ten.

EPISODE 03: "The Legacy of Borbey House" 

A wooden stake is driven through the heart of the mysterious new owner of an old Victorian home in Cabot Cove. We get to see the superstitious Sheriff Metzger arguing with the realist Dr. Hazlitt over the existence of vampires. Which was kinda cute. But if they were going to be talking about sucking... well you know where I was heading with that. 

Lawrence Pressman as Philip Holt 

Pressman is one one of my recent findings over the last two years or so. I don't know what it is about him that I like. I just do. I think maybe its that he reminds me of a guy I saw in an old porn video. He kinda looks like older version of the guy I saw and I like to imagine before he got into legit acting. He did some porn. Of course this is only my imaginings so please don't correct me. I'd like to live with that illusion.

William Windom as Dr. Seth Hazlitt.

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger

EPISODE 05: "A Virtual Murder" 

There’s nothing virtual about the murder of the paranoid genius behind a virtual-reality video game. We only get a few moments with Seth as he and Jessica are walking though town while she explains more or less the premise of this episode. Hell, if your going to to put William Windom in this episode. At least give him some more screen time. Just enough for me to rub one out of course.

 Damn he's so cute. If I was Jessica, I'd be on my knees right then and there giving Seth the blow-job of his life.

"OK when we get back to my place. We're going try that strap-on I just got."

EPISODE 06: "Bloodlines" 

Two families’ fortunes ride on a once-injured Thoroughbred whose trainer is murdered. 

Mickey Rooney as Matt Cleveland 

I've always had a soft spot or should I say hard one for Rooney. I just love 'em when there short, chubby and gray. 

 He's so cute and tiny. Makes me want to pick him up and carry him everywhere.

EPISODE 07: "A Killing in Cork" 

In Ireland, the elder son of a recent widow is suspected of killing her American nephew, who was after the family business. 

 Donnelly Rhodes as William Mahaffy 

Dakin Matthews as Dennis Moylan 

Matthews' second appearance on the show. This time beardless, but still fuckable in my book.

EPISODE 08: "Love and Hate in Cabot Cove" 

A crooked deputy’s murder may be the work of a gambling CPA, an illegal casino owner, or the jilted lover of the CPA’s daughter.

Nice strong hands to satisfy my hand fetish. 

EPISODE 09: "Murder at a Discount" 

A man acquitted of murdering his first wife sues Jessica over a novel he claims was based on his story. 

George Segal as Dave Novaro 

Bruce Gray as Ted Hartley 

EPISODE 11: "Northern Explosion" 

In the Canadian Rockies, murder heats up a land war between a mining company and a group of Native Americans. 

Graham Greene as Peter Henderson
Mmmmmmm...

Ernie Lively as Richard 'Rick' Shipley 
I don't think I've noticed this guy before I watched this episode. He looking all thick and goonish that I had to Google what he looks like now.  

I can work with that.

Jerry Hardin as Hamish McPherson

I've notice this in stuff when I was younger but haven't seen him in anything recently though. So I did another google search.

Hell. What can I say. He still got it.

EPISODE 15: "Murder on the Thirtieth Floor"

Plagued by mood swings, Jessica’s editor plunges to his death from the roof of his high-rise office building. But did he jump – or was he pushed? 

Bruce Gray as Ted Hartley  

Some more of Bruce.

EPISODE 17: "The Dying Game"
The demise of a venerable department store is also marked by the close-out of its head accountant.

Martin Milner as Bill Maguire

Peter Donat as Floyd Larkin
Another guy that I noticed when I was younger but haven't seen him in anything recently.  

EPISODE 18: "The Trouble with Seth"
Seth suddenly disappears, and there’s evidence that a body was dragged out of his office.

Mort showing some skin.

EPISODE 19: "Roadkill"
A member of a truck-hijacking ring ends up as roadkill himself.

Earl Holliman as Wayne Platt

 

Dirk Blocker as Sheriff Jim Monday 
A young Dirk could still catch one. Multiple shots in that sheriff uniform.

Robert O'Reilly as A.J. Grodin
This guy is a prime example of getting 'better with age.' I wouldn't touch him when he did this show but after seeing a recent pic of him. It's on now!

See what I mean.

EPISODE 21: "Wheel of Death"
Someone stabs a carnival magician who had been playing sleight-of-hand with the ticket receipts. 

If Seth going to be running a booth at the carnival, it should be a kissing booth. I'd definitely be spending all my money there. 

I need to learn that trick.

 Thats right Doc... show us those puppies.

 Seth has his silver locks flowing again. Always preferred him with long hair instead of that buzz cut.

This episode was the high light of the season for and you don't need to guess why. I little skin from William Windom was all I needed.