Dick O'Neill, Veteran Character Actor

Let me delving into mature actors of the past for a moment to remember character actor Dick O'Neill. If not a household name, Mr. O'Neill at least became a familiar face with his myriad roles on TV during a career that spanned nearly 50 years. Apparently best known for his work as Charlie Cagney in the television series "Cagney and Lacey," but I best remember him from the TV series "Dark Justice." It was first aired in the early 90's as part of the CBS Crimetime after Primetime lineup and it helped give my hand a work out in more ways than one.

On "Dark Justice," O'Neill played Arnold 'Moon' Willis, a con man on a vigilante group called 'The Night Watchman.' O'Neill was heavier, older from his earlier appearances. At this point, I actually started to watch the show just to get a glimpse of him. He was short and portly at 5'7", a head of steel gray hair with complimented with whitish hair along the sides. His jowls were sagging with age and the fine age lines had long since turned to deep wrinkles on his round face to make the perfect grandfatherly face. Obviously, his blue eyes was a big factor as well as his chubby frame. And he does that 'wearing his glasses on the tip of his nose' thing that gives me an instant erection. From this point I was hooked and have been trying to get my hands on anything he has appeared in. From ''Home Improvement,'' ''Family Matters'' and scores of other shows.

He was particularly adept at playing Irish cops, fathers, judges and army generals. Sadly, O'Neill died on November 17, 1998 at the age of 70.

I so loving those chipmunk cheeks and that wavy hair.

Suspenders really does a man and it looks like Dick might of had a nice pair of sweater cows underneath there. 

The hair, big blue eyes and those chipmunk cheeks. I'm working one out right now.

"Miracle on 34th Street" Still not ‘family film’?

It's Christmas time again and spent the past weekend watching my share of Christmas movies. One of those was the 1994 remake of "Miracle on 34th Street." It's been a while since I last watched it and knowing that it's a 'daddy con carne.' With Richard Attenborough almost perfectly cast as Kris Kringle himself, the late and totally fuckable William Windom and Robert Prosky. Also appearing was favorite chubby daddy, Jack McGee as the bad Santa who helped ole Kris Kringle catch a case. And with this being my first time seeing the whole movie from the beginning. I noticed more fuckable daddies I liked that appeared in this. So you know what I did. Yeah... that's right. Rub one (or two) out. Masturbating was totally the right thing to do.

Richard Attenborough looks almost perfect for the part of ole saint Nick. ALMOST being that I like my Santa with a little more pounds to him.

And speaking of more pounds. Here's Jack McGee during his heavier days.

More cushion for the pushing. But then again, I'd still push his slimmed down cushion now.

Yeah... I'd be staring at that too. Wait... That's another one of my favorites to appear in this movie, actor Peter Gerety. I'd love for something to appear in him.

Jack easing up behind Richard. To do what... I can only imagine.

Try to guess why I posted this very specific screenshot...  Dear Lord, my hand fetish owns me…

 Damn William Windom was handsome man! When he's not working, he looks like a grizzle old man but when he's all cleaned up. So DILF material or should I say GILF material.

Yeah... pucker up those lips. 

OK... this is another fetish owns me.

 There's something ugly and handsome about Robert Prosky.

Come on... after all that. You know I had to drop a few ropes

Merry Christmas!

Frank Gifford (1930 – 2015)

In the world of professional football, there are few names that evoke the word legend than Frank Gifford who in 2008, The Atlantic put him on its short list of pro football’s founding fathers. Many may know Gifford as a legendary football player devoted to the New York Giants. Others like myself, may hear his name and think of his 27 years on Monday Night Football. For those who missed the news, Frank passed away in August, of natural causes at his Connecticut home.

As rugged and handsome Gifford was in the 90s, it wasn't until his embarrassing affair with airline stewardess Suzen Johnson in 1997 that he caught my attention. The supermarket tabloid Globe ran a front-page story exposing, with photos and a transcript, Gifford's sexual tryst with a sexy, married, 46-year-old TWA flight attendant named Suzen Johnson. The one-time encounter was allegedly arranged, paid for, and taped by The Globe and Johnson reported paid between $75,000 to $125,000 for her story. This was before sex tapes were a big thing so the tabloid stupidly didn't cam up the bedroom. Before and after pics are fine and dandy but I wanted to see the deed on film. The photos appeared to show the ex-football great groping the curvy Johnson. And she graphically described performing oral on Frank. On a later interview on the Howard Stern show, Johnson said Frank wanted anal and was great in bed. Hell, if he wanted all that. I could have given that to him and keep my mouth shut (about the affair that is).

Following his embarrassing affair with airline stewardess Suzen Johnson in 1997, Gifford was replaced in the broadcast booth by Boomer Esiason in 1998 and pretty much out of the public light until his death.

 He was married to television host Kathie Lee Gifford from 1986 until his death.

 Mmm... Dan Lauria and Frank. I can work with that.

I wonder if Kathie Lee let Frank do her in the ass after the affair.