The Big Huddleston

Again, this guy is one of the numerous actors that you see a lot of but don't know his name that I've come to admire over the years. Known mainly as a character actor, David Huddleston starred in the title role of 1985's big-budget film "Santa Claus: The Movie," which featured a top-billed Dudley Moore as an elf. Huddleston definitely looked the part, big and strong but didn't blow me away. I didn't recognize him a year later when he appeared beardless on the Wilford Brimley show "Our House" as one of his old friends. Damn, what I wouldn't give for a good copy of those episodes. Bet I'd wear my dick out to them. It took almost eight years before the he caught my attention again in an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger." My jaw dropped when I saw him. What a chubby daddy!

He had added quite a few more pounds to that frame of his that would make a chubby chaser proud. Not only is he a lovely shape, he had one of the meanest, brooding faces I have ever seen. The eye glasses he wore accentuated his thick white eyebrows and what pair of DSLs he has. Nice and full. I would have been masturbating though the whole show if Chuck Norris didn't keep showing up all the time and ruining the experience for me. I mean come on Chuck. You couldn't let me enjoy both David Huddleston and Noble Willingham for 20 minutes without gracing us with you presence. Damn you. Well after this episode, I wanted to see everything he's been in.

Huddleston has worked in virtually every film and television genre there is, from Westerns to crime dramas to science fiction. Being best known for his roles in "Blazing Saddles," "The Big Lebowski," "The Producers," and of course, the for mentioned "Santa Claus: The Movie." But it's a lesser role in the movie "Zero to Sixty" is where I best remember him. He wasn't naked or even shirtless, nor was it about his performance. It was his wardrobe, a tight track suit that showed every bump and curve of his body. And what a body. I just wanted to cut a hole in it and fuck him with it on.

Recently, he has only appeared one or two movies or TV shows a year and he has lost a lot of weight. But like 99.9% of the guys I like, I'd still do him. HARD!

There is only two actors I think of when I think of Santa Claus. David Huddleston and of course Charles Durning. And I'd jerk-off to the both of them dressed as such. 

The Big Lebowski.

The things I'd like to do to those lips. 

This track suit leaves nothing to the imagination.

What a nice, big, firm ass.

Here is recent shot of Mr. Huddleston. I just love his shirt clings to his body. 

Richard Riehle, Really?

Now there are plenty of guys out there to talk about so I have no shortage of material. But quite frankly all I want to do is look at Richard Riehle. Everyone has their favorites and he is in my top 25. One of the busiest actors in Hollywood, often popping up in TV shows like "Quantum Leap," "Roseanne," "Murder, She Wrote," "L.A. Law," "The West Wing," "ER" or or in great movies like "Office Space," "Glory," "Green Fried Tomatoes" and "The Fugitive." It's really had to think of any movie or TV show he hasn't appeared in.

With his mustache, receding hairline and somewhat portly frame, Riehle has often been cast as corrupt characters whose bravado melts in the face of adversity. He's got this grandfatherly twinkle-in-his-eye, fat-face Santa Claus thing going on. He has a nice hairy chest and a solid belly. Nice wide hips and a butt that filled the width nicely. It wasn't one of those skinny butts that didn't even show through his pants, but a nice, big, fat, perfectly round fat ass that makes me want to ride it all night long. I guess you can say he's a younger and better version of Wilford Brimley.

Though he has appeared in just about everything since his career took off in 1989, but wasn't until he was on the show "Grounded For Life" that he caught my attention. To be more precise, his forementioned ass caught my attention. Richard was the main reasons why "Grounded For Life" will always be one of my favorite shows. LOTS of 'eye candy' there, no wonder why I loved to watch the show so much! He definitely made that show! After watching that, I went searching for more of Riehle.

Finding treasures like "The Editor: A man I Despise," ", a 26m black-&-white short starring Mr. Riehle and the hard to find "The Frank Anderson" where he played a man with moobs seeking a breast reduction. Even with fake boobs, Richard was still HOT! Just love the way everybody admired his man boobs. But so far the ultimate Richard Riehle film role was in "Mysterious Skin."  It's a very strange film, but it meet one of my deepest fantasies with Richard Riehle. A hot scene with Riehle blowing a young guy (not seen but most definitely implied). Loved his facial expressions and chubby fingers.

Even now, he's still pretty busy for a man with alot of work he has just wrapped up and soon will be working on. Though I think it's great that he does sooo many things, I just wish he received more recognition. He is a great actor...and one helluva funny guy! So I hope I get that the film Richard strips in.

 Mmm... look at those hairy arms.

 Nice Ass!

 A mustache less Richard Riehle.

 That's a nice bulge.

 Loved his chubby fingers.

 Come on... Richard should not be in bed alone.

Dad from The Wonder Years

I have this habit of over looking guys one minute than almost obsessed with them the next. Like one minute he does nothing for me than later on I'm running around with a boner them. And one good example of that is Dan Lauria. A well respected character actor who has appeared in hundreds of film, television and stage productions over the course of his 40-plus-year career. Lauria is best remembered from ABC's long-running "The Wonder Years."

He pretty much came to prominence through "The Wonder Years" where he played the father of the lead character Kevin. As Jack Arnold, everybody and their mom had the hots for the guy. I mean this guy is pretty much THE definition of daddybear. I mean, just look at him. Lauria is the archetypal daddy bear figure that I tend to love. He is stocky and beefy and possesses a look that tells you that he’s a mean sonuvabitch, yet at the same time, he’s also a gentle teddy bear of a man. Deliciously cute, and if you look closely you will note that he has a ferociously furry chest. Even with all that, Dan didn't do much for me when the show was on the air.

Whilst he didn't quite do it for me when he was at the height of his fame on "The Wonder Years", but as he got older, he became very fuckable. It was nearly ten years later on an episode of "Smallville" that I actually started to watch what ever he appeared in just to get a glimpse of him. I've even heard rumors that he's gay, but not out all over the place. If that is true, I wonder is he dating anyone? Does he like twinks, chubs or bear types? Does he have a nice dick. But odds are he's probably not gay but I have my imagination.

Lauria is a damn good looking man... aging very well.

Just look at him. Make me want knee down in front of him and please him.

From the Smallville episode where all hot and angry. Literally HOT.

Nice legs on him.

 

Sure it's a fake. But a damn good fake.