Warren G. Harding (29th; 1921–1923)

Another one of my favorite presidents, though history consider him to be one of the most Scandalous Presidents in U.S. History in part because of the Teapot Dome Scandal. No, I’m not talking about JFK or Bill Clinton. I’m not even talking about LBJ or Richard Nixon. I'm talking about Warren Gamaliel Harding, our 29th President. Elected largely because he "looked like a president" and promised to get government out of our lives with a "return to normalcy," Harding proceeded to rob the treasury and make his friends and corporate allies filthy rich, while putting the economy on shaky ground.

All that being said. I can understand why he couldn't keep up with the people he appointed. Like JFK and Lyndon Johnson, Harding was an unrestrained womanizer. He was busy getting some ass. The ladies thought him virile and handsome, plus he photographed well. It appears that long before JFK was sneaking women into the White House behind Jackie’s back; good ole Warren was having an illicit affair with not only a young campaign volunteer named Nan Britton, but there were other women as well. Two of the women were personal friends of his wife Florence. There were minor flings with women, whom Harding impregnated and then forced to have an abortion. One woman committed suicide when Harding refused to leave his wife. There is also some evidence that Harding may have been responsible for the accidental death of prostitute at one of the many wild parties he hosted. Damn if Harding was a modern day dick slinger.

Warren was only President for twenty-nine months before dying unexpectedly in 1923 from ptomaine poisoning. The president was only 57, and his death marked yet another scandalous intrigue. All sorts of conspiracies circulated — suicide, poisoned by his jealous wife, Florence to cover up further scandals. Talk about Hollywood movie material.

 Harding with his wife Florence, known as the Duchess, was the power behind the throne.

 The ladies thought him virile and handsome, plus he photographed well. However, he looked presidential, and that was good enough back in the 1920’s. 

Harding was even caught by his wife having sex in an Oval Office anteroom, leading the president to say: "It's a good thing I am not a woman. I would always be pregnant. I can't say no." Great to know if I ever get a time machine. 

 No president had more "women scrapes," as his attorney general put it, than Warren G. 

When I was in high school, I did report on Harding and learned of the Teapot Dome scandal in my American history courses, but I was not informed of Harding’s nickname for his penis—"Jerry."

Donnelly Rhodes

There is something about an aging "beefcake" actor that really turns me on. From the hair turning gray, growing lines on their pretty boy faces and their once toned bodies succumbing to age as we all do in time. But there are some despite a little bit of middle aged spread, can still hold on to that "beefcake" title a little longer than most. There a quite a few that I can name as examples like Rod Taylor, Robert Conrad and Stuart Whitman. But the I have in mind is Donnelly Rhodes.

A noted Canadian character actor, Rhodes most recently starred as Doctor Cottle "Doc" on the re-imagined "Battlestar Galactica," but before that he was probably best known as Dutch Leitner on the 1970s soap-opera spoof "Soap." Though he hit my radar when he was on an episode of the "Golden Girls" as one of Blanche's many, many men. Come to think of it. I had a thing for many of the actors who played Blanche's love interest on that show, but I digress.

He was thick, rugged looking and sexy voice. I so rubbed one out to him. I saw him in a lot thing after that, notably "Da Vinci's Inquest." Even hunted down some of his earlier stuff like "Double Trouble," "Danger Bay" and even an episode of "Mission: Impossible" where his character was introduced in a lengthy shirtless scene. He even took of his shirt a second time in the later half of the episode. What I saw did not disappoint, either, his body is fit and manly, and how nice of them to include a close-up shot of his nipple. Though thinking about it his chest was shaved. DAMN. Even now as I go though a marathon run of "Battlestar Galactica," at 70 something, he's still sexy! Hell yeah, I'd do him!

 OK. There is a lot of things going through my mind when see this pic and none of them are good (or bad. depending on your interests).

 I so hate when guys shave their chest.

The Man with Two First Names

Peter Jason is probably best known for his role in the John Carpenter film "They Live" (1988) but has also appeared in many plays, movies, and TV commercials, including "Desperate Housewives" and "Deadwood." Jason, born Peter Edward Ostling July 22, 1944 in Hollywood, CA, made his film debut in Howard Hawks' final film, "Rio Lobo" (1970). He always peaked my interest since I first saw him in "They Live," but didn't realize just how sexy he was until I saw him in an episode of "NCIS" a few years back. Even though it wasn't a sexual role, he had a whole new realm of sex appeal that I didn't see in his younger years. He just looked so fucking hot to me at the time that finally decide to look up his name.

Since then I've seen him in a lot of interesting stuff like "Valley of the Sun" (2011), playing a grumpy, jealous old man and "Hopelessly in June" (2011) playing one half of a gay couple. Jason had more age to his face and his hair was starting to turn white. He look sexier somehow. He had a whole new realm of sex appeal that I didn't see in his younger years. And I'm still sifting though episodes of  "Deadwood" to see if he shows some kind of skin in it. It's "Deadwood," just about every major cast member has taken their his clothes off at one time or another. At least I know he has some nice looking legs. Just something else to admirer while I imagine I'm banging him.

Just recently turned 70, I'm sure his career isn't over yet, so hopefully I'll get that hot sex or some kind of skin scene before he calls it a career.

 Looks like Peter has a nice ass on him.

Nice legs Mr. Jason.

Let me rub one out to you err... rub that out for you.

OK, those big thick glasses are kinda doing it for me.