The Natural

Just finished watching "The Natural" for the first time in over ten years and never realized how many actors that appeared in this film I wanted bang. Well everyone except Robert Redford. I mean sure, he's handsome and all, but just not my type. Overall, one of the best sports movie ever. And when it comes to daddy watching, I like think it one of the best to watch wall to wall daddies.

 Robert Duvall is one of those guys that I have no idea what attracts me to him.

 Joe Don Baker... its been a while since I last rubbed one out to him.

If you couldn't tell by the picture. Darren McGavin was the bad guy...

 and Robert Prosky was his accomplice.

 Now we get to the meat and potatoes with Wilford Brimley and sure would like to try his meat and potatoes if you know what I mean. Hell... of course you know what I mean.

 You see him smile very often, but it warms your heart to see it.

And with this pic... I introduce the guy giving ol' Wilford a rub down ... Mickey Treanor.

 Just looking at him now, makes me want to rub one out.

 I guess with all the other actors in this movie, I missed this guy the first time around. The bad thing is, Mickey Treanor only appeared in three other movies and I can't find them. I guess I'll watch again to enjoy him. I know...  sucks to be me.

Leslie Nielsen

As far as I am concerned, one of the best looking men that has ever been was the late Leslie Nielsen. Probably best known for the "Naked Gun" series, he started out as a serious actor, though later on he is primarily known for his comedic roles. But let's be honest, neither you nor me are really interested in his acting ability or comedic timing. And I'll admit it, even in his younger days, he was a knockout and was still good looking well past middle age when I got to liking him.

When I first saw him as a kid watching those Naked Gun films, I just thought he was a goof ball actor. It only a few years later, that I truly appreciated what a handsome man he was. Gorgeous blue eyes, a head full of thick white hair and he was in pretty good shape for his age. A surprisingly nicely-built, masculine body. He looks real good in the 1987 movie "Nuts," his body was so hot in there. It was so hard having to stare at his lovely blue eyes and body in that speedo. That's the pains I go to. Actually it was really hard to watch the movie without my mind wandering to naughty places.

Lucky for me, Nielsen didn't mind showing off his body as there are many movies where he has done so. He has appeared shirtless in films ranging from "Day of the Animals" (1977) to "Spy Hard" (1996) to "Mr. Magoo" (1997) to his most revealing role (sort of) in "Scary Movie 4". Of course we don't see his cock, but I was impressed that he showed his 80 year old body. He was getting on in years and a little past his best but I'd still do him in a heartbeat. But back in the 80's and 90's he was gorgeous, who wouldn't want to try and bed him. He was the complete package: nice hair, face, build, voice and got to be funny as hell too, which scores points. Just a hunk of a man!

When its OK to Lust after Priests

There no doubt that I'm a mark for uniforms. Military, policemen, firemen, the usual standards, but I also have a thing for a priest's outfit. I don't know what it is about them, I guess priests are forbidden fruit and you should hold out much hope of shagging one (unless you are 11 year old boy). But the black outfits are very sexy and even more so if the priest wearing them is a big ol' silverfox. So imagine my delight when a favorite actor of mine plays a priest on screen.

 Charles Durning in "Mass Appeal"

Sure he was a dick in this movie, but he still had mass appeal.

 Philip Baker Hall in an episode of "Worst Week"

 Noble Willingham in an episode of "Matlock"

 Robert Prosky in "The Skeptic"

 John Doman in an episode of "Borgia"

If you going to be a priest... be a motherfucking Pope. Especially a Pope like Rodrigo Borgia. 

 Lawrence Dane in "Behind the Wall"

 Len Cariou in an episode of "Murder, She Wrote"

Though technically, he was disguised as priest. It still counts.

 Donnelly Rhodes in an episode of "Supernatural"

Paul Dooley in "The Horsemen"

 Stanley Anderson in "40 Days and 40 Nights"

Tom Bosley in an episode of "The Father Dowling Mysteries"

How could I not have hot ass Tom as Father Dowling

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