Celebrity Fakes

Peter Gerety

Peter Gerety is one of the countless, nameless character actors that I've seen over the years whom I've finally got the chance to look up his name. I'm surprised how many of these guys I see in movies and TV shows and don't give them a second look. Then one day, the imaginary switch is flipped and I wanna fuck them. He fits my temple for guys I like. I just recently saw "Get the Gringo" and when this slightly rotund, scruffy guy came on scene, I was in lust.

I recognized him from "Law & Order," "The Wire" and "Homicide: Life on the Street" among other things. It looks like he plays a lot of cop roles in addition to judges/lawyers that sort of thing. He’s good at it. And hot. I'm kinda mad at myself for not noticing him sooner. Now that I know his name, I'll definitely going to keep an eye out for him.

 I can't say no to that face.

Ralph Waite, Patriarch in ‘The Waltons,’ Dies

I'm going that a moment to remember veteran character actor Ralph Waite. A multifaceted actor who became etched in television history as the craggy-faced, big-hearted patriarch of a rustic Depression-era clan on the popular 1970s dramatic series “The Waltons,” died the afternoon of February 14, 2014 at his home in Palm Desert, Calif at the age of 85. A Marine, a social worker, an ordained minister and an book editor before he took up acting and landing the part of a John Walton Sr., becoming one of the "Greatest TV Dads of All Time." 

Like most people my age in America, I kinda grew up with Ralph Waite on my TV screen. Whilst he didn't quite do it for me when he was at the height of his fame, it was later “The Waltons” TV movies were he got my attention. He carried a certain grizzled, rumpled, craggy-faced, settled-in benevolence, although he is quite capable of villainy thanks to other roles after “The Waltons” ended years earlier. He starred in the mid-’80s CBS drama The Mississippi and did arcs on Steven Bochco’s "Murder One" and HBO’s "Carnivale." He also played Father Matt in nearly 100 episodes of "Days Of Our Lives" and appeared in "Grey’s Anatomy", "CSI," "Cold Case" and "The Practice." He also worked on the big screen, including roles in "Cool Hand Luke," "Five Easy Pieces," "The Bodyguard" and "Cliffhanger."

"Cool Hand Luke" is memorable because Waite's only nude scene, that consisted of him forced to spend time in "the box", a small punishment room akin to an outhouse, and has to strip down to nothing and then wear a cotton nightshirt. A guard blocks the view for a moment, but then a clear, medium shot of his backside is shown and it's surprisingly not that bad! Wow. Who knew ol' pa Walton had such a beefy, round, appealing butt?

Waite had been in good health and appeared last year in recurring roles of Father Matt on the daytime serial "Days of Our Lives," of Jethro Gibbs's (Mark Harmon) father, Jackson Gibbs, on "NCIS" and of Seeley Booth's (David Boreanaz) grandfather, Hank Booth on "Bones." Waite clearly still had it all, the charm, the timing, the gravitas, the cheeky smile. Now, even though I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. It's still sad to hear he died. So here I am, reminiscing on the roles he played over the years and secretly lusting after papa Walton.

R.I.P. Mr. Waite

 I'm sure Will Geer got many hours of pleasure working on that set.  

 John and Olivia Walton

 Then & Now.

 Funny. When I first saw "Sioux City" (1994) years ago, it was all about Salli Richardson. Now, after watching it again, it’s all about Ralph Waite.

 Ralph all sweaty and dirty.

 The film is stuffed with tan, sweaty, hairy men who are frequently shirtless or in their underwear. 

 Wow! What an ass. 

 Jackson Gibbs on NCIS. 

 Ralph Waite as Hank Booth on "Bones." 

Does Anyone Remember William Windom

I was reminded of William Windom while watching re-runs of "Murder She Wrote". On a side note, "Murder She Wrote" has unbelievable amount of hot daddies appearing on this show. I mean everywhere I turn there is some supremely hot chubby daddy. It's ridiculous how many there are here. For example, Tom Bosley was the sheriff in the earlier seasons. Len Cariuo, Ken Howard and Jerry Orbach all appeared in multiple episodes. The list goes on a bit if you search for them. All this leads me to this very very hot daddybear, William Windom.

On the whodunnit series, Windom appeared in 52 episodes, where he played the town doctor, Seth Hazlitt, and a close friend of Jessica Fletcher in idyllic town of Cabot Cove, Me. Jessica had a curious relationship with both Seth and the town Sheriffs. You so know they were taking turns fucking her or even a good ol' fashion three-way. Jessica barking at them both to drop their pants and fuck her silly. I know I'm not the only one who thought that. If so, I'm happy with this imagery, just accept it.

Now back to Windom. On "Murder She Wrote", he was fucking gorgeous enough to provoke a little tent in the crotch of my pants. Chubby, gray hair, gentle features but with a hint grumpy grandpa added for good measure. He was about 5'8", square and solid, with a nice, full, hard belly that ran the length of his torso. He wasn't fat, just bulky, but in the passing years, he did chubbed up. He just exudes that strict father figure that I tend to get attracted to. And he has a hot, gruff voice that makes me I want to bang his ass all night long...........although you probably didn't need to know that last bit. Just pretend you didn't read that.

Of course, William Windom has done a lot more than "Murder She Wrote". A very popular character actor, he has done many TV shows throughout the years including very popular episode of the original "Star Trek" series called “The Doomsday Machine”. Everyone agrees that William Windom stole the show in that episode and Windom knows it, too. A dramatic performance, one which he delivered very well indeed, helping to create a classic episode. "Twilight Zone" fans also remember him as the soldier who is trapped in a large round container along with a clown, a ballerina, and another character.

Windom passed away almost two years ago of congestive heart failure at his home near San Francisco at the age of 88. He was quite a colorful character and apparently loved the ladies, having wed five times. Seems like a man who likes to keep his dick in a hole at all times. I would have happily volunteered to keep his dick well lubricated anytime he needed. He just looks like he would be a filthy whore in bed. A real "fuck me and call me bitch" with devilish satisfaction kind of guy. He also seems to sweat quite a bit, so the sex would be hot, wet and messy.

 That is one hot daddy if I ever saw one.

 He so totally deserves my cum on his beautiful face.

 Yeah, lets see that rack.

 

 I bet he had no trouble getting laid. He looks like he has to have sex several times a week.

 

 Damn he could rock a bow tie.

 Such a sexy look. Unbuttoned shirt with a undone tie and him giving you that sexy look, those glasses make it that much better.

 

 Actually, you know, I probably still would.