T-Rex

Some would say the 2016 presidential race was a truly horrible political disaster. Like Trump's administration might wiped out all human life on earth. If there is one positive that I can take out of this so-called terrible event, it is the presence of the US Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.

I know I should care more about politics that could effect me somehow but when I found out about him, my mind suddenly switched from political issues to thoughts of anal penetration. A good ol’ boy Texas and former head of ExxonMobil who I think could be a filthy whore in bed. A guy who'd throw a good fuck with... whoever. And by whoever, I mean T-Rex seems like a guy who as long as he gets his, he doesn't care who he bust his nut with. Well, he would probably disagree but if a story comes out that he had hot sex with twinks in the past. I'd not be surprised. Plus, he's rich bitch! I'm not saying that's a reason to date him. Just a nice side benefit. If he is looking for slightly chubby daddy-lover to sugar daddy, then I'll happily apply.

Tillerson has been married twice and currently married Renda St. Clair with four kids. The 65-year-old spent his entire career working for the world's most valuable publicly-traded oil company, ExxonMobil. He worked his way up to chief executive and later became president of the Boy Scouts of America. Mr. Tillerson was all set for retirement when President Trump tapped him up to be the most fuckable member of his administration Well maybe him and Sonny Perdue.

US Secretary and his wife Renda St. Clair.

Dick Cheney and Rex. I can work with that.