My Favorite Celebrity Asses

I'm not going to deny that I can be an ass man from time to time. I always enjoy seeing a callipygian on screen with some of my favorites being actors. Here's a few notable favorites of mine that thought you might enjoy also.

Ralph Waite

This one might be a surprise to some, but if you've seen "Cool Hand Luke," it won't be. Because before he became ol' Pa Walton to millions, he bared his ass in it. And what an ass it was. Nice round, beefy appealing ass you wouldn't mind giving a little smack every once in awhile. So nice looking, that after seeing it in "Cool Hand Luke," I would take a look at it every now and then since.   

Here's that ass at 39.

Here's that ass at 66. Looks like it still held up over the years.

James Cromwell 

Another surprise on my list because no one, including me would have thought such a tall, lanky guy could have a nice ass on him. You can take a look in 1984's "Tank" and 2012's "Still Mine" if you want proof.

Looks like that ass held up between the 28 years of filming these movies.

Brendan Gleeson

Here's a weird one. I've seen Gleeson's naked butt in "Into the Storm" but it wasn't until I saw him in a pair of white pants in the "Smurfs 2" that got me hooked. It looked like two hams in a white bag. I'm telling you I'm so hooked, I was twenty minutes late to a party because I stayed home to watch "28 Days Later" until I saw a ass shot. Really, that's how good it looked.

Paul Sorvino

Recently I've been so enamored with Sorvino's ass like crazy. Even though I've had a thing for him for years now, it wasn't until I saw some Paparazzi pictures of him grocery shopping a few years ago that got me wanting to take a swan dive into that ass. I even saw an episode of "The Jack and Triumph Show" where they basically have Triumph trying to sniff his ass for the whole episode. So you know Paul has to have some idea that us chasers love it.

                  

Charles Durning

I didn't really take notice of Durning until he appear on "Evening Shade," but it was years later that I appreciated that ass of his. In fact, I can admirer his lower half as a whole. From his nimble feet, thick strong legs, big baby bearing hips and that nice plump ass. I could sit though anything he's in, sacrificing money and time and I'd be satisfied.

Richard Riehle

All I can say about Richard Riehle's ass is WOW. It's one of my favorites or the favorite celebrity asses that I've come to admire over the years. It's perfect. No really PERFECT. Nice wide hips with a curve. Well proportioned to his body that I'm mesmerized every-time I see it on scene. The type of ass you'd bend over a table and be spellbound watching it in the reverse cowboy position. I first noticed it when he was on "Ground for Life" which seemed like they at least one good shot of it a show. Someone had to have commented to Riehle about it. Because he should be damn proud it.

The Men of Murder, She Wrote. SEASON ELEVEN

Get ready for yet another chapter of television's most under appreciated series that shows you a wide array of daddies with eleven episodes of the twenty-one episodes of the Eleventh Season of Murder She Wrote. Whether Jessica is helping out the local sheriff, making her case in Ireland or clearing friends of murder, it's no mystery why I love the show. So here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season ten.

EPISODE 02: "Amsterdam Kill" 

Jessica's investigation of a novelist's kidnapping leads her into the dark world of diamond smuggling and murder.

Theodore Bikel as Inspector Van Horn helping Jessica to find the murder/kidnapper. Bikel has appeared on the show before but it wasn't until I watched this episode that I started taking a liking to him. A Broadway star, Oscar Award-nominated and Emmy-winning film and TV actor, folk singer, advocate for the arts, international human rights activist; Bikel has been all of these things and more over the course of his long and rich career, and he’s still going relatively strong at the age of 91. 

Even at his advanced age I could toss him one because of newness of my lust for the guy.

Cliff Emmich as Harry Tigner, one of the early suspects. In the opening synoiss of the show he was the first to catch my attention. A tubby and engaging character actor most of his career, watching this episode is the first time I've notice Emmich and I'm going to find what I can on him. Hell you know me and fat guys.

Here's a recent shot of him still looking chubalicious.

Joseph Maher as Nigel Allison, the kidnapped victim Jessica and Inspector Van Horn are trying to find. I've seen him in other things over the years and didn't particularly take a liking to him until I saw this episode again. Guess I was feeling gummed up at the time but he's still handsome enough to get me going.

EPISODE 03: "To Kill a Legend" 

During the filming of a historical documentary in Cabot Cove, the discovery of an incriminating document from George Washington tarnishes the image of the town’s most famous Revolutionary War hero and leads to a director's murder.

  

If there is a murder in Cabot Cove you've gotta have a Seth appearance. Make that a MANDATORY RULE. Seeing Seth being the usual grump complaining about how his colonial uniform has shrunk. Who care if it's tight(I do I do), it looks damn good on you.

Now drop the pants, leave the boots on and swing that ass of your in my direction.

Oh come on. Don't look so surprised. You should have known that was on my mind.

EPISODE 04: "Death in Hawaii" 

Jessica’s Hawaiian vacation is anything but paradise when a candidate with a secret squares off in a dirty U.S. Senate election campaign against the son of Jessica’s old friend. 

Ken Howard as Matt Kinkaid. Kinda lost count how many times Howard has appeared on the show. But he's always a welcome sight. 

Mmmm... still holding up.

EPISODE 05: "Dear Deadly" 

While Jessica tries to come up with cliffhangers for the serialization of her book in a newspaper, a real-life whodunit plays out in the newsroom. 

John Rhys-Davies as Harry Mordecai. This is when I'd like to remember Rhys-Davies, all thick and fuckable not how he looks now. Like a worn out shoe. Maybe I exaggerated... nah I don't think so. Worn out shoe sounds right. So I'm not going to show you what he looks like now. It'll ruin the moment.

Laurence Luckinbill as John Galloway, Jessica friend who's accused of this murder. I didn't even recognize him as Spock's half-brother Sybok in "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" without the beard. Hell I still didn't recognize him comparing how he looks now to back then. Luckinbill has change over the years but I think I still can work one up to him. Of course I can.

EPISODE 06: "The Murder Channel" 

Jessica and friends tune in to what they believe is an amateurish cable TV mystery, unaware they’re witnessing neighboring thieves planning a major caper on-screen. 

Charles Hallahan as Barry Noble. A damn shame he's not alive today, kicking the bucket at 54 in 1997. I'm sure he'd still be on hot daddy to fuck.

 EPISODE 07: "Fatal Paradise" 

An unexpected romance awaits Chicago P.I. Charlie Garrett on a high-stakes assignment in Martinique. 

Michael Callan as Phillip Sparling, his fourth and last appearance on the show. I've must have been so caught with the other actors who appear with him in those episodes that I completely over looked him. Damn shame because he's a good looking man.

Here's a recent shot of him and I still tap that.

EPISODE 09: "Murder by Twos" 

Two deaths in Cabot Cove strike Jessica as curious and bring animosities among members of the bowling league to light. 

Troy Evans as Harvey Hoffman. Another one of those nameless actor that I'll came across over the years.

Pretty much looks the same now as he did back then. Fuckable.

Nice to Mort out of uniform. But I'd prefer him with no clothes on though.

How about a game of strip poker. Who ever loses, we all win.

If you can't figure out why I spontaneously put theses shots in then I don't need to explain myself.

Seth gets it.

EPISODE 11: "An Egg to Die For" 

A Miami Beach book fair brings to town a Russian cop in search of the thief who stole a golden Faberge egg from the Hermitage Museum. 

David Ogden Stiers as Sergei Nemiroff. One of the few actor I might have a legitimate shot with.

EPISODE 12: "The Scent of Murder" 

Jessica accompanies Seth to his botanist cousin’s Charleston home, where a murder investigation soon blossoms. 

Ah come on... cock-tease.

Dakin Matthews as Buford Hazlitt, today's murder victim. Ah the Hazlitt family. Where all the male can easily catch a dick. I'm look at them.Seth, his brother, now his cousin. You can't tell all of them wouldn't catch one.

EPISODE 18: "The Dream Team" 

The townspeople of Cabot Cove are concerned about a massive development on their shore and it is further complicated for Jessica since the firm employs her nephew Grady.

The hat, glasses and bow tie. It's on now.

EPISODE  20: "Another Killing in Cork" 

Jessica returns to Ireland and finds herself fighting to stop a mining conglomerate from destroying a beautiful valley near Kilcleer. 

Rod Taylor as Tom Dempsey. Mmmm... Rod Taylor. If I was going to end this post with someone, it'll be the late Rod. Seth's a close second.