The Men of Murder, She Wrote. SEASON FOUR

Lets take another trip back to the idyllic town of Cabot Cove, AKA Murder Capital of the world. A place where English teacher turned world famous author, Jessica Fletcher can't take a step without running into a dead body. Or an hot daddy to help her solve the crime or what not. From a ruby bearing an ancient curse to a Native American who claims to own Cabot Cove. Here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season four of "Murder, She Wrote."

EPISODE 02: "When Thieves Fall Out" 

A killing occurs after the return of a parolee who served twenty years for a murder he claims he didn't commit – but intends to solve. Tom Bosley and Kenneth McMillan featured.

 Just look at that chest hair pouring out the top of his shirt. So hot.

EPISODE 02: "Old Habits Die Hard" 

Despite the evidence, Jessica can’t believe that an elderly nun who was ill took her own life. Robert Prosky plays a Bishop in this episode. Hey, the priest thing is hot to me. Leave me along with my fetishes.

EPISODE 07: "If It's Thursday, It Must Be Beverly" 

The murder of a sad and bitter housewife, made to look like a suicide, casts suspicion on her long-suffering husband, who has a pussycat demeanor and the heart of a tomcat. We get a tag team action here with both Tom Bosley and William Windom in this episode.

Don't worry fellas... everybody gets a courtesy tap.

EPISODE 09: "Trouble in Eden" 

Hostility and other surprises await Jessica in a town where she’s posing as her friend to investigate the rumored murder of the friend’s sister. This episode features a bearded Stuart Whitman and Macdonald Carey. 

Macdonald Carey... Macdonald Carey... Macdonald Carey... I just love the way that name just flows off the tip of my tongue. I can think of another thing of Macdonald that can flow off the tip of my tongue.  

EPISODE 10: "Indian Giver" 

A Native American who claims to own Cabot Cove is threatened by a town resident, who is later found dead with an Algonquin lance in his chest. All three of the important men of Cabot Cove appear, Dr. Hazlitt (Windom), Sheriff Tupper (Bosley) and Mayor Sam Booth (Richard Paul). 

OK fellas, after we survey the area, it's back to Jessica's for the weekly gang bang.

EPISODE 12: "Who Threw the Barbitals in Mrs. Fletcher's Chowder?" 

Amos Tupper’s sister Winnie, who has fled her abusive husband in Kentucky, seeks refuge in Cabot Cove, but her relief is short-lived when her husband and in-laws follow her to Maine. This episode is a regular 'Daddy Buffet' with Windom, Bosley and Donnelly Rhodes. Hell, I'll even add Henry Gibson, Geoffrey Lewis and Guy Stockwell.  

 Damn this man is sexy.

EPISODE 14: "Curse of the Daanu" 

A ruby bearing an ancient curse figures in the attempted murder of its owner, and the successful murder of her wealthy husband, Seth’s long-estranged brother (Richard Bradford). 

 It's the bow tie.

Can I get a little brotherly love here? Richard first, then Seth can finish me off.

EPISODE 18: Benedict Arnold Slipped Here 

Someone is willing to kill for a dilapidated old house reputedly visited by Benedict Arnold and rumored to contain hidden treasure. Featuring of course William Windom, Tom Bosley and Dick O'Neil.

 I know I said this before, but damn William Windom was a sexy man.

 This was the last episode for Tom before he left to star in "The Father Doweling Mysteries." 

 Oh, Dick O'Neill. I so miss seeing you.

It's the bow tie, it's got to be the bow tie. Hell, who am I kidding. It's William.

EPISODE 21: "Deadpan" 

One of Jessica’s former students adapts one of her novels into a Broadway play, the opening of which is marred by murder when the critic who lauds the production is found dead. Only one guy to gun down in this episode, Eugene Roche. 

Eugene Roche had something that I liked but I just couldn't figure out what.

EPISODE 22: "The Body Politic" 

A woman running for political office asks Jessica to pitch in as a speech writer for her campaign, which is being bankrolled by her wealthy husband. And we end the season with Eddie Albert and George Grizzard.

 The silver hair, blue eyes and voice. Definitely come to the back room for some one on one time. 

As far as I know, George Grizzard might be the only guy who appear on the show who I could have a shot with.