Attack of the Clones?

They say that everyone has at least one look alike in the world, and according to an old urban legend our double lives in the opposite part of the globe from where we are. Of course that’s not real, but if you think rationally there are some people out there that looked just a like. Being a huge admirer of the late Charles Durning and couldn't help but notice a lot of other actors over years who bears a resemblance and or carry the same presence as Durning did. Which brings me to this thought. Maybe some one out there in the universe saw greatness in Mr. Durning and want to recreate the perfection that was Durning.

Which brings us to my first examples, Charles Durning and David Huddleston.

A lot of people always get them confused. Even I, at one point. If you would have asked me a while back, I would have sworn on my life that Charles Durning was "The Big Lebowski." When both were at their heaviest, you definitely couldn't tell them apart. Though David was younger and taller (5'11" to Durning's 5'8") they share many similarities, that you couldn't help but get them confused. And if you think of Santa Claus in a movie, you can't help but think either Charles Durning or David Huddleston.

My next  examples, Charles Durning and Kenneth McMillan. 

Though with these two, have a similar presence than looks but still most people can't differentiate the two. Even going over both their careers, with the exception of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" and maybe one or two more roles. Durning and McMillan could have switched career roles and there wouldn't be much difference. You need a short, stocky, silver-haired Irish man who could play gruff and combative or gentle and funny, either ones your man. And either one could catch a dick from me.

Charles Durning and Jack McGee.

Jack has been told he looks like Charles Durning before they met and when they finally did. This is what Charles said "Who the fuck you think you are looking like me?" Frankly I'd have to agree with him. Jack is basically looked like a young Charles Durning and not in just looks. They both are/were short Irish men from New York that over the years have been at the center of so many of my dirty little fantasies. Hell, Durning should have play McGee's dad instead of Denis Leary.

Jack McGee and Raymond O'Connor

Hell, even Jack has look a like actor in Raymond O'Connor. And like Charles Durning, O'Connor and McGee share the same similarities even born in the Bronx. What I wouldn't give to get in a three way with these two. Some would say O'Connor is a poor man's Jack McGee being less known. But I don't care. That just means I'll have more time with him. LOL

Bob Gunton, The Warden in Shawshank

I'm a big fan of character actors. Because a good character actor can turn the most one dimensional placeholder role in a film into something memorable, usually due to the charismatic constellation of wrinkles and/or jowls that your movie star types are simply not allowed to sport. So if you're looking for a stocky, fireplug of a man, but want to stick with the Mainline Protestant vibe, you can't go wrong with Bob Gunton, best known for his role as the evil warden in "The Shawshank Redemption". He has been around for a while but it's only in the last few years that he has become so stunningly fuckable.

A tall, rather plain looking guy, he has dark grey hair, a very serious looking face of which the prominent feature is very intense blue eyes. And if you look closely you will note that he has a ferociously furry chest that I wouldn't mind running my fingers through. Just a classic DILF type. He seems like a quicky BJ after work type of guy to me, which can be fun; just unzip, breathe heavy, pop, and go away.

Probably most famous for his role as Warden Norton in "Shawshank Redemption", but I think I first noticed him in "The Glimmer Man," a Steven Seagal film which also featured Brian Cox. Bob has went on to appear in shit loads of film and TV including "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil", "Glory", "The Perfect Storm", just to name a few, and in TV shows such as "Desperate Housewives", "Greg the Bunny", "E-Ring", and more! At this time, I didn't recognize how handsome he was, but years later, on one of my many movie watching days, I discover something beautiful in the Indy flic, "Tenure." Gunton shot up into my top ten when he bares his ass in a rather short sex scene doing doggystyle with an old woman. He gets extra, special, bonus points (which he can cash in for blowjobs) for the fact that he stripped down like that at his age.

Bob Gunton is an actor who can take a small role and make it a “big” one and he definitely falls into the 'shaggable-everyday-daddybear' category. Unfortunately, like 99.9% of men I find attractive, he appears to be heterosexual, dammit. Despite his many film and TV appearances and his recognizability, I don't feel he quite gets the recognition he deserves (fuck acting, I'm talking about his masturbatory appeal). But to many people he will always be 'the warden in Shawshank.'

Damn, I'm loving the fit of that uniform on him. Just makes me want to rip it off him.

There are pornos that start out like this. I'd call it "Country Club Secrets" starring Bob Gunton. But I'm sure he would decline the role because of the rigorous demands it would put on him.

Don't stop. Keep doing what your doing.

When this first came out, it was all about Robert Loggia and I completely missed this scene.

Top 10 Actors I'd like to Fuck [UPDATED]

My updated list.

#10 Peter Gerety

A few months ago I saw "Get the Gringo" to get glimpse of another actor I'm in lust with and discovered Peter Gerety. A burly, thickset, and occasionally scruffy character actor with a domineering and imposing presence. He fits my template for guys I like. I recognized him from a few other things, so I'm kinda mad at myself for not noticing him sooner. He seems like a nice, funny guy which only makes me want him more. Now he has shot up to my top ten.

All tied up and nothing to do.

#9 Tom Wilkinson

Probably surprised about how low he is on my list but just haven't seen anything new with Tom in it and I'm sure as hell not seeing "The Lone Ranger" for just him. And I've seen alot shitty movies to see actors I'm hot for. Then again it's FUCKING TOM WILKINSON, of course he's going to still be in my top ten. Honestly, I just want Tom to do another nude scene because he's bigger, hairier and far more handsome with age. Come on Tom, get your cock out again!

 Damn what a handsome man.

#8 Philip Baker Hall 

Philip Baker Hall ahead of Tom Wilkinson? YES. To some, he might not be the most handsome guy in the world, but I sure think he's hot and I've seen him in newer stuff still looking fuckable as ever. There's just something about those red, sunken eyes, short stature and raspy, slurred speech of his that gets me so hot and bothered. Give me a minute... Avoiding publicity, he has rarely granted interviews and has divulged almost no personal information. So I guess it's unlikely that we will ever get leaked sex tapes of him, but I can dream and I do, A LOT!

Those eyes get me every time.

#7 John Noble 

I take great joy in watching this man. He is truly one of the best actors of our times. Despite my respect for this man, the pride that I have over his accomplishments and the emphatic bond that all Noble fans feel for this graceful paragon, my base appetite takes over. I find myself wanting to take him to a private room and fuck like rabbits 24/7. His mellifluous voice alone is enough to get me to where I have to be. I never get tired of watching this man. You guys seriously have no idea how fucking hot he is. No, really.

 Double the pleasure, double the fun.

#6 Edward Asner

Of course I'm going to have Ed Asner on this list. He's a legend, an icon, dare I say, a god. And like all gods, he needs to be worshiped and offerings left before him as I do. By shooting ropes at the thought of him naked in my bed. Ed's on in years now and most people wanted to do him during the MTM show era. But even at 84, the veteran character actor still at the height of his power: in person, charming and thoughtful; on camera, crusty as week-old bread. Plenty of guys out there like that. It's NOT the classic physical looks that do it for people (at least for long).

 Ed was hot during "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" era...

and he still is.

#5 M. Emmet Walsh

Some... Hah, alot will question M. Emmet Walsh in this spot. But only a few like me can appreciate Mr. Walsh as an actor and as hot ass daddy. He has been in over 200+ movies and he's obviously not shy about taking his clothes off in front of the cameras as there are many movies where he has done so. He has a half-grumpy, half-giddy air about him that even his penchant for off-color humor somehow comes off as charming. I could spend hours doing him in every position and then snuggle down and enjoy the awesome post-sex conversation. He's one of two guys on this list where I'd toss aside everyone ahead of him if had a shot at fucking. Yes... REALLY!

 

 Don't look so surprise. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to enjoy the sweet caress of M. Emmet Walsh.

 Sure he's close to eighty, but that doesn't change a damn thing.

#4 Jack McGee

Jack McGee is the second guy on my list who I would toss aside everyone ahead of him if had a shot at fucking. To the average person, he's another one of those actors who pops up and you can't remember his name. But to us chubby daddy lovers, Jack is on superstar, A-list level. Handsome with his tufty, graying brown hair, blue eyes, apple cheeks and hot, gravelly, raspy voice in that NY accent. All in all, he's basically a young Charles Durning, another hot chubby daddy I admired. And the topper, he's got the best personality ever. Damn right I'd push everyone aside just to do him.

Two thumbs up indeed.

#3 Bob Gunton 

Like all good character actors, Bob Gunton is probably known more by his face than his name with his often impassive visage has essayed a score of tough, taciturn, often morally questionable men. He has been around for a while, best known of which was the cold-hearted warden in "The Shawshank Redemption." But it's only in the last few years that I thought he has become so stunningly fuckable. A stocky, fireplug of a man, I was thrilled when Bob dropped his pants and bang a old lady in the Indy flic, "Tenure", (2009). Bob's follow up role on "Royal Pains" had me strapped for flesh.

 I'd so do him.

#2 Peter MacNeill

This one is just for the sex, sleazy motel sex. In his role as Ken Fitzpatrick from "Call Me Fitz," fucking like two rabid dogs in heat. I know nothing about Peter MacNeill personally and he's probably a really nice guy in person, who would never be caught in a sleazy motel. But Ken fucking Fitzpatrick would, so don't ruin the fantasy by telling me otherwise. Handsome face, those blue eyes and that voice, just getting hard thinking about him. What am I talking about, I've been hard since number ten.

Just look at that smile.

#1 Len Cariou

And still holding down my number one spot is Len Cariou. And why the hell not? He's damn near perfect. Perfect? PERFECT. From his role in "The Four Seasons" (1981), where he showed his mid aged body and a glimpse of his ass. To his role in "The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club" (2005) where he was boner inducingly hot. To currently playing the patriarch, Henry Reagan in the multi-generational television series "Blue Bloods" on CBS where he's matured into a gorgeous silverfox. He can dance, sing, weep, laugh, direct and still has a backside that I’d love to grab. This man is definitely hot!

 Len is still on top. Mmmm... Len on top.