Hey! Isn't that Jack?

A few posts back, I wrote how much Jack McGee and Raymond O'Connor look a like. Even saying O'Connor was a poor man's Jack McGee. Now my admiration of McGee is bordering on obsession, but it was O'Connor who first caught my attention back in the mid 90s on some show that can't recall. But because of their similarities, I thought O'Connor was McGee. With that being said, I decided to give O'Connor (who happens to be one of the most underused, underrated actors working today) some love.

Like McGee, O'Connor has an every man quality that I find hot as hell. Some what chubby, average attire and a gruff look about him that has him playing a lot roles as cops, security guards, door man and the occasional priest. You know, the roles with the working class vibe that made you want to rip his clothes off, full him up and suck him dry.

He has made guest appearances on such as "Seinfeld," "Beverly Hills, 90210," "Sister, Sister," "Silk Stalkings" and "Babylon 5." But he might be most famous for his role in "The Rock" as Park Ranger Bob. As usual, I've tried to get my hands on anything he has appeared in, but the problem is, he doesn't usual get particularly large roles. Maybe a scene or two that I have to put on pause to masturbate to. Ray is a great actor, but never gets that big break. Anyway, I think he's a cute little fella and hope to see more of him in the future.

Hmmm... an oral fixation. I can work with that.

With all the comics being adapted to movies. 

I've found one that'll be perfect for Jack and Raymond.

Oh yeah... with a few minor changes, they'd be perfect for it. Though they'd probably decline because of the rigorous demand these roles would put on their bodies.

There is just something about a short man that really does for me.

Satisfying that priest fantasy thing I have.

Attack of the Clones?

They say that everyone has at least one look alike in the world, and according to an old urban legend our double lives in the opposite part of the globe from where we are. Of course that’s not real, but if you think rationally there are some people out there that looked just a like. Being a huge admirer of the late Charles Durning and couldn't help but notice a lot of other actors over years who bears a resemblance and or carry the same presence as Durning did. Which brings me to this thought. Maybe some one out there in the universe saw greatness in Mr. Durning and want to recreate the perfection that was Durning.

Which brings us to my first examples, Charles Durning and David Huddleston.

A lot of people always get them confused. Even I, at one point. If you would have asked me a while back, I would have sworn on my life that Charles Durning was "The Big Lebowski." When both were at their heaviest, you definitely couldn't tell them apart. Though David was younger and taller (5'11" to Durning's 5'8") they share many similarities, that you couldn't help but get them confused. And if you think of Santa Claus in a movie, you can't help but think either Charles Durning or David Huddleston.

My next  examples, Charles Durning and Kenneth McMillan. 

Though with these two, have a similar presence than looks but still most people can't differentiate the two. Even going over both their careers, with the exception of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" and maybe one or two more roles. Durning and McMillan could have switched career roles and there wouldn't be much difference. You need a short, stocky, silver-haired Irish man who could play gruff and combative or gentle and funny, either ones your man. And either one could catch a dick from me.

Charles Durning and Jack McGee.

Jack has been told he looks like Charles Durning before they met and when they finally did. This is what Charles said "Who the fuck you think you are looking like me?" Frankly I'd have to agree with him. Jack is basically looked like a young Charles Durning and not in just looks. They both are/were short Irish men from New York that over the years have been at the center of so many of my dirty little fantasies. Hell, Durning should have play McGee's dad instead of Denis Leary.

Jack McGee and Raymond O'Connor

Hell, even Jack has look a like actor in Raymond O'Connor. And like Charles Durning, O'Connor and McGee share the same similarities even born in the Bronx. What I wouldn't give to get in a three way with these two. Some would say O'Connor is a poor man's Jack McGee being less known. But I don't care. That just means I'll have more time with him. LOL