Eddie Albert

Well the guy I offer for your delectation this week was a versatile actor who moved smoothly from the Broadway stage to movies and television for more than 50 years in his career. His name is Eddie Albert and he has been gone for a while but I still think he was a handsome daddy during his day.

Many may not have known that the white-haired fellow with the congenial face and distinctive tenor voice was a distinguished actor with a long career in radio, on Broadway, in the movies and on TV. Most people remember him as Oliver Douglas, a New York lawyer-turned-farmer on the comedy "Green Acres," which I caught on reruns as a kid. He didn't catch my fancy until I saw the movie "Dreamscape" where he briefly offs his PJ top. After doing some  research, I found out Mr. Albert was shirtless in a lot of things including some episodes of "Green Acres" I missed. Apparently, he didn't mind taking his shirt off for a roles which is a plus for me. And with a hairy body like that, I don't blame him.

Eddie was also a dedicated environmentalist. Because of him, Earth Day falls on his birthday, April 22. Thanks to him, the use of the chemical pesticide DDT was discontinued, due to the sudden decrease in the pelican population in California. He was a war hero as well, and was at the battle of Tarawa, one of the bloodiest battles of World War II. He rescued seventy Marines during rescue missions, and was awarded the Bronze Star. He died of pneumonia  at his home at the age of 99.

Just look at that body. 

I know I like em with a little more #s to them, but a nice body is a nice body.

Green Acres sure is the place to be. 

Especially if there's hot daddies walking around looking like this.

Once a Heartthrob, Still a Heartthrob

As far as I am concerned, one of the best looking men that has ever been is actor David McCallum. From his early role in "The Great Escape" to stealing the world`s heart as Russian agent Illya Kuryakin in "The Man From UNCLE," David has more recently become synonymous with his role as chief medical examiner Donald “Ducky” Mallard in "NCIS."

I seen McCallum in a lot of things over the years but it wasn't until "NCIS" that I took notice of him. Far from his teen idol, "Man from U.N.C.L.E." days, looking like a college professor with his camel-colored tweed jacket and bow tie. But he's still damn handsome at 82. Seriously, I would have said he was in his 50s, maybe early 60s. I find it hard to believe his character hasn't settled down with something by now. I'd certainly be knocking at his door. More like banging it. Now that Ziva is gone, he's the only reason I watch "NCIS" anymore. Hay, I'd do David and Coté de Pablo. Don't label me.

Well, lets see. Of course he's married to Katherine Carpenter, a former model (of course he's banging a model), for 48 years. Eight grandchildren; seems happy as a clam. There isn't much else I can say about him. He's lovely looking and I'd love to fuck him.

David and his wife, Katherine Carpenter.

David and his former co-star from The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Robert Vaughn.

Rocking that bow tie.

Love those suspenders.

Then & Now

These pics has inspired some NCIS fan fiction for me to write. 

But I'm sure somewhere out there someone already has done it .

All Warm and Fuzzy

Today I bring to you, Frank Urban "Fuzzy" Zoeller, Jr., An American professional golfer who has won ten PGA Tour events including two major championships. He is one of three golfers to have won the Masters Tournament in his first appearance in the event. He also won the 1984 U.S. Open, which earned him the 1985 Bob Jones Award. All that's fine and dandy but I have an award I like to mount on his personal mantle. If you know what I'm talking about. And I think that you do.

To tell you the truth, I might not have ever notice Fuzzy if he hadn't made a racist remark regarding Tiger Woods at the 1997 Masters Tournament. The media really dug into him and he lost some sponsors. I didn't care about the comment because it to me it sound like he was really joking around. And after seeing Fuzzy for the first time, I want to dig into him. With my dick.

Of course he has a wife and kids. His passions include hunting, fishing and he enjoys all sports as well as golf course design. A plus. He also loves to cook and grill with his own line of BBQ and Steak Sauces as well as premium dry rubs. Another plus. He has also launched his own line of ultra-premium vodka, Fuzzy's Ultra Premium Vodka. Also a plus as I can get him drunk with his own stash so we could do some inebriated fun.

OK Fuzzy... 

This'll only takes a couple of minutes, now grip the shaft of your club and bend over again.

Well Fuzzy… you look real comfortable like that, on your back with your legs in the air. 

If you prefer it like that, I’ll accommodate you as I hope you’ll accommodate  me.