New England Patriots Owner Bob Kraft

Now, weeks after the end of Super Bowl LI, I like to take time enjoy some of the delights of the event. And no I'm not talking about my imagined love/hate relationship with head coach Bill Belichick. I'm talking about New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft.

American business magnate, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of The Kraft Group, a diversified holding company with assets in paper and packaging, sports (including the New England Patriots, Major League Soccers New England Revolution) and entertainment, real estate development and a private equity portfolio. All that's fine and dandy, but Robert Kraft just does it for me. Handsome, nice hair and body shape. Like Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, is the reason why the Patriots won all those Super Bowls. The only downside for me, and it is minor, is that he lost some weight. He is far more handsome with a few extra #s but I could overlook it as he dangled his balls in my face.

Lets see, if you didn't know before hand, he's a seventy something billionaire who's fucking twenty something model/wanna be actress who's been by his side since his wife of 48 years lost her battle to cancer at the age of 68. Like that wasn't expected, whether the wife is dead or not. There isn't much else I can say about him. He's lovely looking and I'd love to drop a load on his tonsils. Nuff said.

 Old and busted...

 New hotness.

 Looking a little cold there Bob. I know a way to warm you up.

 Mmm... Robert Kraft and Jerry Richardson. Can I get some billionaire love. 

 Brady on his knees in front Kraft. That a nice thought to work somethings out.

  A little chunky Kraft a few years back.

 Yes Bob... let me at them tonsils.

The Senator from Michigan

At times, I'm under the opinion that beards can improve any man's face. You can also include mustaches as well, but to a certain degree. Some men look great clean shaven and with facial hair, but I can't deny that most men can be improved with facial hair of some description. So with that in mind, the guy this week is the junior United States Senator from Michigan since 2015, Gary Peters.

A bearded, buttoned-down genial Midwesterner known in the Senate mostly for steering as far clear from the spotlight as he possibly can. One ally calls him a “worker bee,” while a Republican describes him as “about as exciting as a bowl of cold oatmeal.” I'd call him hot as hell.

He didn't do anything for me when he was clean shaven, but when he grew his beard, he became smoking hot and I fell in love immediately. Lets see, he stands for... political things and he has a very strong stance on... stuff. You know what, I don't really care. I think he's beautiful and has a great, sexy beard. Peters strikes me as the kind of guy who would be into leather. A real 'spank my ass and call me bitch' kind of guy wearing leather and thick black boots. What? He rides a Harley, so of course he has leather and thick black boots.

 Gary and his wife Colleen. Not bad, not bad.

 Gary on his hog and if he wants, he can sit on my hog. Hint. Hint. I'm talking about my penis.

Also, Gary has some thick thigh which probably leads to a thick ass.

 More proof that he has a thick ass.