Yeah... I'm Going There

The world is full of gorgeous daddies. If you take a look around, you are bound to see a lot of hot eye candy to fuel most of masturbatory fantasies. That daddy could be the biggest asshole in the world if you actually talk to him. He could be racist or homophobic or worse. The sad fact is that more than likely most of them would not be as appealing if you knew anything about their personality. But it doesn't really matter. Some things are just nice to look at, regardless of what is going on in their head. You aren't going to date them. It's all about the looks. That may seem shallow, but when was the last time you looked at a pic of a hot, naked guy on some porn site and thought 'I want to fuck him, I wonder what his political views are?'

So my latest entry is for a man called Alex Jones. He's an American radio show host and far-right conspiracy theorist. He has been the center of many controversies, including his promotion of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting conspiracy theories, and his aggressive opposition to gun control in a debate with Piers Morgan. Jones has accused the US government of planning the Oklahoma City bombing, the September 11 attacks, and falsifying some details regarding the Moon landing. He has claimed that several governments and big businesses have colluded to create a "New World Order" through "manufactured economic crises, sophisticated surveillance tech and—above all—inside-job terror attacks that fuel exploitable hysteria".


With all that, I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's a crazy conspiracy guy and probably a dick. But he is HOT. So I am only going to think of him in purely physical terms. And what guy, gay or straight hasn't done that to get in some one's underwear. If I could bottle up all that craziness, I bet the sex would be AMAZING. What? Don't judge me. I am a good person. With whorish tendencies.

I'm liking the beard. Gives him more of a James Gandolfini look to him.

 Now to the good stuff.

I definitely want to fuck him on this stuff. 

Anything to get him hyped up so he can explode during sex.

 To borrow a line from Deliverance. Alex has a pretty mouth. 

And we know he can work it.

 Lose the horse Alex. I'll give you something else to ride. 

Hint. Hint. It's my penis.

Meet Ken Horn

Meet Kenneth B. ‘Ken’ Horn. He is a former member of the Michigan House of Representatives for the 94th District and is the current State Senator representing the 32nd District. This guy is pretty much the definition of silverfox. I mean, just look at him. Tall, handsome, head full of silver gray hair and looks good in a suit. Perfection. I know that I say this a lot, but this guy and I NEED to be fucking. Before his career in the Michigan legislature, he served as a Saginaw County commissioner for 14 years, and operated Horn’s Restaurant in his hometown of Frankenmuth.

Well, of course he's married with two grown children and grandchildren. I couldn't find anything else on him other than I want to fuck him. Now I'm just going wait in hope that there is a sex tape scandal involving him at some point in the future. He is a politician, so it's probably only a matter of time.

Ken Horn and his wife, Veronica.

I'm not going to lie, the use of both suspenders and a belt is irritating, not even mentioning the positioning of said suspenders. BUT he's hot as hell and clothes will eventually come off. 

OK Ken, hold that position while I get behind you and pull down your pants.

I want to be that dog, so I too can be in Ken's lap and lick his head. 

And when I say head, I mean his penis.

I can work with the lederhosen.