George Dzundza

This week, I was reminded of one of my all-time favorite chubby daddies when I watched "Basic Instincts" on Netflix the other day. His name is George Dzundza and he is a lovely, chubby German-born American television and film actor.

This guy will be well known to those who search for chubby daddybears in films but he's not as adored as he should be. Though he was in films like the war drama "The Deer Hunter" and the vampire flick "Salem's Lot," it wasn't until he was on "Law & Order" that he caught my attention. You can't tell me he wasn't born to play a surly, NYPD officer and I pissed he left after only one season. He was kinda cute, but didn't blow me away. But over the years, he has managed to become more gorgeous and bigger with each passing year. Especially in an episode of "Stargate SG-1" where he looked hot as hell. His other major roles include "Grey's Anatomy," "The Beast," "Basic Instinct," "Crimson Tide" and "Dangerous Minds." Another disappointment is that he hasn't appeared in anything since 2008. Bummer.

He has been married since 1982 with three children but that doesn't matter to me as I still want to put the dick to him.

Love the perky nips.

Come on... even in a hospital bed he looks hot.

You know what... I can work with the hat.

Harris Yulin

Another one of those frustratingly nameless talented faces of stage, film and TV, but he's not as adored as he should be. Talent wise and how much a hot fuck I'd think he could be. The actor in question is Harris Yulin. He has been in shitloads of things. He pops up in occasional episodes of TV shows such as "Frasier," "Law & Order," "24" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." But is more likely to ring bells with you from his film appearances. Most notably "Ghostbusters II," "Multiplicity" and "Scarface."

The role that got my attention was his drug dealer in "Fatal Beauty," starring Whoopi Goldberg, who almost (I say ALMOST) stops me masturbating over it. He is shown shirtless, nude more or less from the side, emerging from a pool with nice gut and large pecs. Personally, I favor his beef and blubber appearance here, compared to an earlier shirtless/nude appearances. Yulin had an earlier nude appeared in the bizarre film "End of the Road" amid a young dream ensemble cast that included Stacy Keach, James Earl Jones and small role by my future crush, M. Emmet Walsh. If anyone knows of any other films where Yulin is masturbating in, please let me know.

What I could find out is he's straight (the usual), was a widower but is on his second marriage to some bitch. Now that didn't sound bitter did it? Oh well... it's not like he was going to be knocking down my door.

Is that a little flash of skin there Mr. Yulin. 

Yulin and his wife, Kristen Lowman.

Where the guy in white's hand is positioned gave me a little chuckle.

That as looks a lot fuller compared to his earlier nude scene.

Not a bad looking ass for an 80 year old.