The Ryan Express

So on one of my internet odyssey to find so hot ass daddies. Looking at the countless pictures of silver haired daddies and chubby grandpas, one little image drew my attention. So here for you delectation is none other one of the most famous figures in modern baseball, pitching legend Nolan Ryan.

Now if he was playing today, it would make baseball worth watching... possibly. Tall, handsome and he knows how to dress, Ryan certainly ranks as a daddy to behold. And as hot as I think he looks dressed, he's the type of former athlete that I want to see doing a spread in The Body Issue of ESPN The Magazine. I can see all that nude poses. Mmmmmm... Sorry, I was away there for a minute. The Hall of Fame Texan had a major league record 27- year baseball career pitching for four different teams: the New York Mets, California Angels, Houston Astros, and Texas Rangers.

So lets see, married with kids and  currently an executive adviser to the owner of the Houston Astros. Yep. Had high velocity and stamina throughout his career, even into his 40s. So if I get the chance to ride 'The Ryan Express' (dreaming), it'll be a long ride.

Nolan Ryan definitely knows how to dress.

Look a that thigh. And he wear tasseled loafer.

***DADDY BONUS***

Even in just a pair of jeans looks incredible on him. Damn his wife is lucky.

Yeah Nolan... I'd love to have some of your meat.

Gunny

His name is R. Lee Emery and he's talented character actor known for his military roles and tough cops, more often than not gone bad. Best known for playing the roles of authority figures, such as his breakout performance as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket," Mayor Tilman in the Alan Parker film "Mississippi Burning," Sheriff Hoyt in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake, and plastic army men leader Sarge in the "Toy Story" films.

Surprisingly, Ermey model blue jeans for TV ads in his youth and keep his figure. The man is still fit and trim at 70+ and I bet totes a mean gun. I think he's hot with his hard ass attitude and manly voice turn me on, even with the bushy eyebrows! As far as I know, he hasn't done any nude/shirtless scenes except for a roles in "Saving Silverman" where he played a gay ex con/ex high football coach. You get a faraway side view of his ass. Why do these men insist on wearing clothes? I mean really. This is something that needs to be addressed. But I digress.

Rugged, sexy voice, Ermey has often been typecast for roles of authority figures, being a retired United States Marine Corps staff sergeant/drill instructor and an honorary gunnery sergeant. I’d continue typecasting him in a little independent movie I'd like to call “In Ermey Now!” It  goes like this. I'm strapped into a sling, while lets say a half dozen retired marines give my ass a good, hard pounding while R. Lee's in the background calling all sorts of names. Call me a glutton for verbal abuse.

Drop an give me 20 soldier! 20 squats on my dick.

That's a pretty big gun you got there.