Friday, October 31, 2014

The Forgotten Bond

During one of my daily YouTube visits, I came across a clip of one of my favorite shows as a teenager. "Superboy." It was a half-hour live-action TV show based on the DC Comics comic book character Superman's early years as Superboy. Watching the clip kinda ruined the show for me with it's bad acting, costumes among other things. I guess it goes to show that you really don't know anything as a kid. But there were two things that I enjoyed seeing.

One Stuart Whitman as Jonathan Kent and in this particular episode former James Bond actor George Lazenby as aliens disguised as Superboy's Kryptonian father, Jor-El. I'll get to Whitman in another post, so I'll focus on Lazenby for now. Even with that puffy hair, I could tell there was a good looking man underneath, so I Google him. And DAMN! He turn into a hot silverfox. Now I have another former 007 that I can imagine being tied up, spread eagle on a table for him to say 'Do expect me to talk?' So I could answer 'No. I expect you to get fucked!'

Lazenby was the first person to take Sean Connery's place as Bond in 1969's "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." With no prior acting experience he won one of the most coveted roles in cinema.  But the job, and the fame, disappeared almost as quickly as it had arrived. Despite the popular belief that he quit the role or that he was fired, he actually simply was in a lengthy contract dispute, of which his saying he had quit the role was part of his negotiating ploy. There was a dispute over Lazenby's Bond contract because it was 14 inches thick and covered everything from how Lazenby should behave in public, how he should dress, how he should wear his hair, that he always be cleanly shaven, among numerous other things over the 14 year length of the contract. In the end, Lazenby turned down a very large amount of money and demanded twice what he was offered, and Bond production company Eon and United Artists then removed him from their plans in the Bond franchise.

In his post-Bond career, Lazenby has acted in TV movies, commercials, various recurring roles in TV series, the film series "Emmanuelle", several Bond movie spoofs, TV guest appearances, provided voice for several animated movies and series, and several Hong Kong action films, using his martial arts expertise. As for his appearances in the "Emmanuelle" series, don't bother trying to find them for him. Lazenby did not participated in any of the films' frequent sexual scenes. Damn shame.


 Yeah... you still got it.











 Ug... why did I include this pic. 
Much better.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Oh, that Guy

On occasion, I tend to fixate on an actor that I spot when bored and channel surfing. He could be someone I've seen many times before or someone completely new to me, but as soon as I see them in something interesting, I'm hooked.

This time the show was a rerun of TV series "Scrubs" and the actor played surprise, surprise a grumpy, old patient in the hospital. Though he had somewhat of a hand dog face, there was just something kind of cute and funny about him that made me want to fuck him. And after a nice hand session, I realize I've seen this guy in tons of stuff and after watching a few, I wanted to fuck him even more.


His name is Paul Dooley, the object of my obsession for past month or so. I've post a lot of pics of him on My Tumblr blog lately and surprise, surprise. A lot people felt the same way about him. And why not? First of all with his droopy, distinctive features and endearing onscreen warmth, clearly he’s worthy of making the cut for my blog. Second of all he has one of those lovable grump with a 'laid-back' type personality that I always fall for. He definitely falls into the 'fuckable daddy / grandpa' category. He could have been a little more hairier for my tastes but I would be willing to overlook it whilst he was pole jumping on my dick.

With 163 credits to his name, excelling in both lead roles and bit parts, Dooley is fondly remembered as the forgetful but well-intending father of a disgruntled Molly Ringwald in "Sixteen Candles" (1984). But I remember him fondly for his appearances on HBO's "Dream On" as the hero's gay father. There was just something about the idea him and his on screen lovers (Dion Anderson and Kevin McCarthy) together really turned me on.

Anyway, here’s to you Paul. We always recognize you in both film and television, it’s just that most of us don’t know your name. And now that we do, we can feverishly jack off to you.

There is just something about a guy that can make you laugh.

 Then & Now
 With the wife.


He and his wife Winnie Holzman are so cute together. Almost makes me feel bad about wanting to fuck him. Let me stress... ALMOST.



 Yes. Even in the cardassian make-up (and yes I've fantasied him that way) I'd still tap that.





I'm furiously trying to find this 2011 movie called "Thanks" on DVD just for this scene. 


Granville Van Dusen, Jack Klugman, Paul Dooley and Charles Durning appear in the Falcon Theatre’s production of “Golf With Alan Shepard.” The entire cast could catch a dick with Dooley and Durning taking multiple shots. Ha ha... multiple shots.

I think he has cute legs. 

 Again. I think he has cute legs. 





I was kinda surprised by seeing this as it looks like Paul has a nice looking ass on him.


I only wish I had an evening with Paul. The things we could do.
"Dream On" episode with Paul as the lead's gay father. 

Well it looks like he's good at juggling balls. 
{Insert sexual innuendo here}





There is just something about a grumpy, rough looking daddy or grandpa that just gets me hard.



 
Looks like the director and I had the same idea. Get a nice shot of that ass.



Yes... come to me.