STAND ALONE (1985)

It's a basically a Walking Tall-ish story of a World War II veteran who's now retirement, played by Charles Durning, who after witnesses a brutal crime decides to take justice in his own hands when the cops won't help. Plot wise, it's really run of the mill stuff. Action scenes were decent if not hit or miss, with the best parts coming at the climax. And a ridiculous foot chase scene through some industrial park, The shootouts near the end make up for those shortcomings. But having Durning as the hero makes it special. His a sweet teddy bear grandpa that is suddenly throw into a very violent world which to me, made it way more enjoyable to watch. Because he was such a lovable character and he looked fucking hot throughout the whole film.

All in all "STAND ALONE" is a dated, kinda goofy action movie with a great performance by Charles Durning. The number hot shots of Durning's ass alone, makes this movie worth tracking down, especially if your a Charles Durning fan.

Look at that face. Just makes me want rub my dick all over it. But Charles would surely disagree.

Seriously. Dick across the face so bad.

You don't need the gun... I'll do anything you want. ANYTHING!

This is SO implausible. Charles Durning probably can’t run more than 5 feet without getting winded. But still, what a beautiful sight.

I love that big, fat, perfectly round fat ass of his, looks yummy! The number of ass shots were amazing. Though I might be exaggerating the number, but there were more than just these. 

Now why is a handsome man like this sleeping alone. I would love to be his bed warmer. 

 Oh how I would love to wrap my arms around him and lay my head on that belly of his.

Don't be sad. I'm here to console you. By any means necessary.