Pat Patterson

I first became aware of Pat Patterson when he and Gerald Brisco became onscreen stooges of Vince McMahon in 97. He had peeked my interest a little, then after his match with the Mean Street Posse where he took off his sweat shirt and started parodying Hulk Hogan's flexing routine. I started putting my dick in a sleeper hold to the thought of him. Even more so after his match with Rikishi. It wasn't until a few years later that I found out he was gay. I heard a lot of urban legends about the guy. Whether they're true or not, some of it was kinda hot.

STAND ALONE (1985)

It's a basically a Walking Tall-ish story of a World War II veteran who's now retirement, played by Charles Durning, who after witnesses a brutal crime decides to take justice in his own hands when the cops won't help. Plot wise, it's really run of the mill stuff. Action scenes were decent if not hit or miss, with the best parts coming at the climax. And a ridiculous foot chase scene through some industrial park, The shootouts near the end make up for those shortcomings. But having Durning as the hero makes it special. His a sweet teddy bear grandpa that is suddenly throw into a very violent world which to me, made it way more enjoyable to watch. Because he was such a lovable character and he looked fucking hot throughout the whole film.

All in all "STAND ALONE" is a dated, kinda goofy action movie with a great performance by Charles Durning. The number hot shots of Durning's ass alone, makes this movie worth tracking down, especially if your a Charles Durning fan.

Look at that face. Just makes me want rub my dick all over it. But Charles would surely disagree.

Seriously. Dick across the face so bad.

You don't need the gun... I'll do anything you want. ANYTHING!

This is SO implausible. Charles Durning probably can’t run more than 5 feet without getting winded. But still, what a beautiful sight.

I love that big, fat, perfectly round fat ass of his, looks yummy! The number of ass shots were amazing. Though I might be exaggerating the number, but there were more than just these. 

Now why is a handsome man like this sleeping alone. I would love to be his bed warmer. 

 Oh how I would love to wrap my arms around him and lay my head on that belly of his.

Don't be sad. I'm here to console you. By any means necessary.

My New Object of Lust

There is just something satisfying about watching a film or television show/searching the internet then suddenly, unexpectedly find some hot ass guy from out of nowhere and feverishly jacking off to the sight of him. And the funny thing is, I have seen them before but at the time they didn't have the look to catch my attention. Then they are never seen again. And so it is I present to you my new object of lust and his name is Michael Harney.

A prolific character actor on television since the early 1990s, Harney didn't do much for me when I first probably notice him first in shows like "NYPD Blue" and "Deadwood" to be honest. But searching the internet and found a fake pic with his name. Then BAM! I lost my load, looking for more of the real him and found the show, "Weeds." He was little heavier, older and his foul mouth, alcoholic detective act really turned me on. Very handsome with that gruff voice and accent, you just know this man knew how to talk dirty in bed. 

Up next (other than my dick), I watching "Orange is the New Black" where Harney is a tough-talking but soft-hearted prison guard. Just watch five minutes of first episode and if I don't see Harney in some hot scene like. I don't know. Guard/prisoner rape scene. At least I saw Laura Prepon tits. Hey I got a thing for her since "That 70's Show." Don't judge me. I'm just a sexual being and what turns me on. Turns me on. Back to Harney. So far I know absolutely nothing of his personal life, so he is most likely straight, but that just means I can image my own personal life for him. Something like he's into chubs and flies in to see me on the weekends to have wild, hot sex. Yeah.. that sounds good. 

Honestly, one of the best looking men I have ever seen. 

Seriously, that mustache would just look great with a big load of jizz all over it wouldn't it?

I can definitely work with both of them in my bed.

Ok, I got to find this episode of "Deadwood."

The pic that started it all. After I saw this fake, I wanted to see any and everything with this guy.

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!

There have been a lot people we have lost over the past year or so and sadly, another one has just passed. Just found out that Bob Hoskins had died at the of 71 from pneumonia. His passing comes nearly two years after he retired from acting following a diagnosis of Parkinson's disease. To some, Hoskins was far from conventional leading-man material being short, bullet-headed, lacking any noticeable neck, but British film star who brought a singular mix of charm, menace and cockney accent to a variety of roles in such films as "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," "The Long Good Friday" and "Mermaids." Not surprising, all those films I mentioned, he had his shirt off in.

Though he had a handful of recognizable roles in films like "Pennies from Heaven" (1978), the aforementioned "The Long Good Friday" (1980), 1982's "Pink Floyd the Wall", 1985's "Brazil" and "Mona Lisa" (1986), it wasn't until "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" that he broke through to mainstream audiences. And like a lot of people, I fell in lust with that toon hating detective Eddie Valiant tough I didn't realize it at the time. Later on I wore out my copy at the exact moment we see Bob getting out of the shower. A pivotal movie in my young life. Surprised he suffered from hallucinations after months of interacting with imaginary characters. Kinda ironic, because I started hallucinating/dreaming about him. OFTEN.

Throughout his career, Hoskins gave us plenty material to fantasize about like the comic thriller "Heart Condition" (1990), the awful "Live Virgin" (1999) and as one of an ensemble of actors showing off their junk in "Mrs. Henderson Presents" (2005). A lot of fantasy jerk off nights from those films. The appeal of Hoskins is that he's just a very hot regular guy. These films solidify's that.

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!

Another handsome Bear taken from this world to soon.  

Bob Hoskins had a young Ed Asner look to him. Sadly I'll never have the joy of watching him slowly morph into older Ed Asner.

 He could bang his nuts on my chin any day... In fact I'd pay for it.

 Who can forget Hoskins in this shower scene in "The Long Good Friday" Shot many a load over this one.

 Got a boner yet? I know I do.

That's how fucking hot he is. He's got Cher in his bed.

 Again. That's how fucking hot he is. He's got Frasier in his bed.

 Hot ass  Eddie Valiant.

This is how I like to remember him.