Top 10 Actors I'd like to Fuck [UPDATED]

My updated list.

#10. Kevin Dunn 

Gracing my 'Top 10' for the first time but arguably should have been there since "Transformers." And he's managed to become hotter and hotter with each passing year. Genial, slightly stocky with a pleasant (if unremarkable) countenance and although clean-shaven for most roles, he can grow an surprisingly cute beard on him. This guy should be adored more than he is by us daddybear lovers. Currently he stars as pessimistic Presidential Chief of Staff Ben Cafferty in "Veep."

#9. Peter Gerety

Holding strong at #9, this burly, thickset, and occasionally scruffy character actor with a domineering and imposing presence who often accepted roles as ordinary working-class stiffs, judges, or inner-city law officers. Whether he's all cleaned up in a suit and tie or rumpled, he pretty much fits my template for guys I like. Recently I spotted him the tv series "Mercy Street," "Sneaky Pete" and "Elementary" with a big-screen appearance in "God's Pocket" still looking fuckable. He seems like a nice, funny guy which only makes me want him more.

#8. Peter Jason

Another first timer to my top 10 who had always peaked my interest since I first saw him in "They Live," but didn’t realize just how sexy he was until I saw him in an episode of "NCIS" a few years back. Since then I've seen him in a lot of interesting stuff like "Valley of the Sun" (2011), playing a grumpy, jealous old man and "Hopelessly in June" (2011) playing one half of a gay couple. Today he has a lot more sex appeal that I didn't see in his younger years. And I'm still sifting though his film and television roles to see if he shows some kind of skin in it. At least I know he has some nice looking legs. Just something else to admirer while I'm banging him.

#7. Richard Riehle

Even I'm surprise he wasn't in my top 10 list a lot sooner considering how much I love that nice, big, fat, perfectly round ass of his. He has appeared in just about everything since his career took off in 1989. Seriously, it's really had to think of any movie or TV show he hasn't appeared in. I recently saw him on an episode of "NCIS" still looking every bit like a fuckable bear. And everything I see him in now, I look for an ass shot. Seriously, that ass is great. He has a bunch of film and television projects in the hopper that I'm waiting see him in. To be more precise, see his aforementioned nice, big, fat, perfectly round ass of his.

#6. Edward Asner

The accomplished actor and activist maybe on in years now, but I'd still do him. He still has those big thick eyebrows, hairy forearms and pudgy fingers down to his thick hairy legs from his "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and "Lou Grant" days only they're gray. Asner does playfully affect some real-life crust, but his warmth and intellect can’t help but shine through, making for awesome post-sex conversation. The lovable actor is still pretty busy for a man of his age. Just take a look at his IMDb page with all the work he has just wrapped up and soon will work on. So while he'll continues working, I'll continue to jerk off to this hairy beast. Keep it up Ed, we love ya!

#5. Bob Gunton

Probably most famous for his role as Warden Norton in "Shawshank Redemption", but I think I really took noticed him until I saw "The Glimmer Man." Since then, I've seen him in shit loads of films and TV roles. A tall, stocky, rather plain but still handsome looking guy, he has been around for a while but it's only in the last few years that he has become so stunningly fuckable. Just a classic DILF type.  Gunton shot up into my top ten when he bares his ass in a rather short sex scene in the movie "Tenure." Here's hoping he continues the tend.

#4. Dan Lauria

I have this habit of over looking guys one minute than obsess over them the next. Like one minute he does nothing for me than later on I'm running around with a boner them and Dan at #4 is a one good example of that. I mean this guy is pretty much THE definition of daddybear. I mean, just look at him. He is stocky, beefy and possesses a look that tells you that he’s a mean sonuvabitch, yet at the same time, he’s also a gentle teddy bear of a man. I've been obsessing over him since his now canceled show "Pitch."

#3. Brendan Gleeson

His first appearance in my top 10 list and he made all the way up to #3 thanks to his appearances in films like "Trespass Against Us" (2016), "Edge of Tomorrow" (2014) and "Calvary" (2014). An Emmy-award wining, Irish character actor with the look of a charming, affable every-man; a human teddy bear that you could slug back a few pints with at a local pub then go home and fuck like rabbits. He literally is one of those guys who becomes more and more gorgeous with each passing year. Now I can't wait to see my favorite ginger dad in "Hampstead" (2017) and tv series "Mr. Mercedes." Hopefully showing some skin.

#2. M. Emmet Walsh

One of two actors living that I'd cut off my left hand to have one night with. Rotund, dumpy and rumpled looking with a bald head and jowly face, he's a great example of the sexy potential of the regular daddy/grandfather next door type. He's also humble with a charming, sarcastic wit that I enjoy and he's smart. If I'm alone in liking him, then so be it. Walsh is truly one of a kind and he's not afraid to bare his flesh in front of the camera when a role calls for it, which is a major plus in my book. And at 82, he says he's still in good shape and isn’t planning on retiring any time soon. So more chances to see him with his shirt off.

#1. Jack McGee

To the average person, he’s just another one of those character actors who pops up and you can’t remember his name. But to us daddy lovers, Jack is a superstar, A-list level and I've been obsessed with that small (formerly) round man since "Rescue Me." Handsome with graying brown hair, blue eyes, apple cheeks and hot, gravelly, raspy voice in that NY accent. All in all, he’s basically a young Charles Durning, another hot chubby daddy I admired. And the topper, he’s got the best personality ever. Damn right he’s #1 on my to do list.

Honorable Mentions:

Dakin Matthews

Paul Sorvino

Michael Harney

William Hill

Michael Mulheren

My Favorite Celebrity Asses

I'm not going to deny that I can be an ass man from time to time. I always enjoy seeing a callipygian on screen with some of my favorites being actors. Here's a few notable favorites of mine that thought you might enjoy also.

Ralph Waite

This one might be a surprise to some, but if you've seen "Cool Hand Luke," it won't be. Because before he became ol' Pa Walton to millions, he bared his ass in it. And what an ass it was. Nice round, beefy appealing ass you wouldn't mind giving a little smack every once in awhile. So nice looking, that after seeing it in "Cool Hand Luke," I would take a look at it every now and then since.   

Here's that ass at 39.

Here's that ass at 66. Looks like it still held up over the years.

James Cromwell 

Another surprise on my list because no one, including me would have thought such a tall, lanky guy could have a nice ass on him. You can take a look in 1984's "Tank" and 2012's "Still Mine" if you want proof.

Looks like that ass held up between the 28 years of filming these movies.

Brendan Gleeson

Here's a weird one. I've seen Gleeson's naked butt in "Into the Storm" but it wasn't until I saw him in a pair of white pants in the "Smurfs 2" that got me hooked. It looked like two hams in a white bag. I'm telling you I'm so hooked, I was twenty minutes late to a party because I stayed home to watch "28 Days Later" until I saw a ass shot. Really, that's how good it looked.

Paul Sorvino

Recently I've been so enamored with Sorvino's ass like crazy. Even though I've had a thing for him for years now, it wasn't until I saw some Paparazzi pictures of him grocery shopping a few years ago that got me wanting to take a swan dive into that ass. I even saw an episode of "The Jack and Triumph Show" where they basically have Triumph trying to sniff his ass for the whole episode. So you know Paul has to have some idea that us chasers love it.

                  

Charles Durning

I didn't really take notice of Durning until he appear on "Evening Shade," but it was years later that I appreciated that ass of his. In fact, I can admirer his lower half as a whole. From his nimble feet, thick strong legs, big baby bearing hips and that nice plump ass. I could sit though anything he's in, sacrificing money and time and I'd be satisfied.

Richard Riehle

All I can say about Richard Riehle's ass is WOW. It's one of my favorites or the favorite celebrity asses that I've come to admire over the years. It's perfect. No really PERFECT. Nice wide hips with a curve. Well proportioned to his body that I'm mesmerized every-time I see it on scene. The type of ass you'd bend over a table and be spellbound watching it in the reverse cowboy position. I first noticed it when he was on "Ground for Life" which seemed like they at least one good shot of it a show. Someone had to have commented to Riehle about it. Because he should be damn proud it.

Let’s do some Brendan Gleeson

Sometimes in my quest to bring you hot daddies, I sometimes purposefully neglect the obvious. Brendan Gleeson is so gorgeous, and in so many films, he probably comes close to that 'obvious' category but there comes a time when someone this handsome (and tubby) just can't be ignored. An Irish actor, he pretty much came to prominence through movies like “The Treaty” where he played Irish revolutionary leader Michael Collins and the epic “Far and Away.” But it was Mel Gibson’s bloody epic “Braveheart” that gave Gleeson his widest exposure to an international audience; as Hamish Campbell, loyal if brutish lieutenant to Gibson’s William Wallace.

But you can overlook those films because it was only after he appeared in "Lake Placid," that he started to display an amazing ability to be very fuckable. He was kinda cute, in a young chub kinda way, in that film but still didn't blow me away. The burly Irish actor spent most the 2000s in a variety of films like "28 Days Later," "Troy" and "The Tiger's Tail" before I blew my load when he appeared in the 2008 film "In Bruges," where he is testicle-explodingly hot. It wasn't like he had any shirtless/nude scenes - he din't. He was just looked FUCKING HOT in it. But also kind of sweet and cuddly. He literally is one of those guys who becomes more and more gorgeous with each passing year.

As far as I know he hasn't done a recent nude scene/sex scene in a film but that doesn't mean he's adverse to showing his body. Watching "Into the Storm," I caught a glimpse of his bare big Irish ass!!! But it took me seeing it clothed in (I'm embarrass to admit it)"The Smurfs 2" to really appreciate it. You gotta adore a chubby older daddy who is happy to get his ass out.

Gleeson started his acting career comparatively late in life -- not until he was in his mid-thirties. Considering that he's only been at it for about thirteen years, he's really carved out a nice niche for himself, making himself known to moviegoers the world over as Hollywood's go-to plump Irish dad. There isn't much else I can say about him. He's good looking and I'd love to fuck him.

Nice legs there.

I can think of another thing you could stick out your tongue for but I'm sure you'll reject the idea.

Yes.. Even here, all bald and grumpy looking as Winston Churchill. I'd toss him one.

The only thing that would make this scene better if Len Cariou would follow suit and drop his clothes also.

I don't usually go for the beards, mustaches or goatee, but some men wear it well and Gleeson. He's DAMN HOT with it.

How about this film idea. Gleeson, Cosmo and Cox in their costumes for a Braveheart/Troy fuckfest with me being the poor slave being punished? Mmmmmmmm.... I know I wouldn't be the only one to go out and see it.

Could Gleeson be that good at oral? I want proof! So if someone would contact Mr. Gleeson to set up an interview. I be waiting.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. That's all I can say.