Monday, January 30, 2017

Eddie Jones


It's amazing how you forget things sometimes. I was binge watching 'Veep' this weekend and was reminded how hot I thought this week's actor was. A handsome chubby daddy that never seem to get the credit he deserve, primarily because he’s typically given small roles. Then he retreats to his true love – theatre. So today, I bring to you, chubby daddy Eddie Jones.

Jones is an American actor who has co-starred or been featured in over 75 films, movies of the week, mini-series and episodic TV. With pretty blue eyes and chubby frame, he's probably best known for playing Clark Kent's father Jonathan in the ABC television series 'Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman' and the Official on the Sci Fi Channel's 'The Invisible Man.' He totally made made Jonathan Kent hot to me and Jones was down right smoking as the brooding Official. And continued into his role in 'Fighting Tommy Riley' as a gay trainer lusting after his boxing protege. It could have been better but I loved Eddie's performance as it brought a little tear to my eye as I wank off furiously at the TV screen. And if you really like Jones, check out 'Return to Me.' Sure it stars David Duchovny and Minnie Driver but Carroll O'Connor, Eddie Jones and Robert Loggia blocked those two out for me.

Like most heavyset older actors, he's lost some weight but he’s aging like fine wine. Jones currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife, director Anita Khanzadian-Jones. Wait a minute, lets change that to Jones currently resides in Los Angeles with his secret lover, me. Hey, I love using my imagination so don't ruin it for me.






Eddie Jones: Then & Now





Ken Howard and Eddie Jones... now that put ideas in my head. 
Like Eddie bottoming for Ken and them going at it like rabbits. Yeah... that's an idea.














Funny how how I thought he was a little fugly when he was younger...

But later became... Smoking hot.





Polishing your old gun there huh Eddie.




Every guy at this table is getting a courtesy tap.







YABBA DABBA DOOOO!


It’s the summer of 2008 in New Orleans, Louisiana on my current make-up job, a movie called In the Electric Mist. It was a murder mystery starring Tommy Lee Jones. Jones is fine and dandy if I had to settle. But the real reason I took the job was a chance to get Ned Beatty, Pruitt Taylor Vince, James Gammon or if I’m really lucky, hot ass John Goodman in my chair. With a sex appeal as large as his girth, John’s quite a big man, at 6'2" with broad shoulders and big fleshy tits to die for. He was playing one of the bad guys in the film and was sporting a goatee that made me want to fuck him like a caveman. YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!

Too bad he’s sober, now, too. There goes my fantasy of stumbling across him drunk in a bar and “making sure he gets home safe.” I was transfixed by John’s moobs since he did that pool scene. But I avoided him because of fear I might say the wrong thing. I’ve been obsessing about him since but sadly it’s been 2 weeks and I haven’t worked on any of them.

Today, I had more bad luck as my rental car wouldn’t start, not even a click from the starter. I’m stranded! On top of that, my cell was dead and mostly everybody had left the set. While I’m looking under the hood, like I know what I’m doing, I heard someone coming from behind me. As I lean back and out of the corner of my eye, I could tell it was a man. A big man. As the man came into full view, I could see his big belly hanging down covered by a tucked in white, button up shirt. The buttons on his shirt were ready to pop open as they hold his belly and super nice daddy tits. My eyes open wide as I see the sweat run down his cleavage. Finally looking into his eyes, I saw it was John Goodman.

Put you down did it?”

I could not even speak as he smiled at me so friendly and inviting. I felt as though he had been waiting for me.

Yes Mr. Goodman, it won’t turn over.” I finally responded. “I would have called AAA, but my cell is dead.” I added.

Well, we’re all staying at the same hotel. I’ll give you a ride, and you can call AAA there if you like.” He answered.

Thanks Mr. Go…” He cut my sentence off and said, “Just call me John."

Pleased to meet you John, I’m Jimmy and I’m sure thankful for your help sir.“ I said.

As we drove along, he seemed kinda nervous or anxious and was looking over at me constantly. We started chatting about his career and a little about his wife and daughter. When he asked if I had anybody special in my life. I told him that I dated a little but never found anyone that I was interested in seriously. He laughed out loud when I told him I’d rather jack off than spend my paycheck on a Saturday night date. He told me that the past 20 years he and his wife had not had sex and that he jacked off twice a day some days. I could have sworn I caught his eyes sneaking a peek at my crotch more than once and at one point he crossed the yellow line looking too long. We finally pulled into the drive way of the hotel.

So what ya doing tonight?“

Nothing really.

How bout some fun then.“ He said as he placed his big hand on my thigh.

I was in complete shock. Here I was, being cruised by John Goodman. I guess nobody suspects the fat all-American dad type.

What do you have in mind?“ I said as I final snapped back into reality, reaching over and slid my hand down his pants. Then I felt his cock, it was huge, twice the thickness of mine. I held it for longer than I needed to and it started to get even bigger and harder. I gently wanked him though his pants as he looked at me.

Looks like you got the idea.“ John said as I kept my hand on his cock which was now fully hard and trying to get out of his pants. He reached down and unzipped releasing this monster for me.

Nice.“

You like?“ He said while smiling at me.

I decided to answer him by I lowered myself down and took him in my mouth wrapping my lips around it, circling the underside with my tongue.

Fuck!“ He shouted, ”You’ve certainly done this before.“

I sucked on it firmly and felt it grow in my mouth, mushrooming out. After a moment I slide my lips further down the shaft till my forehead hit his belly and continued until my nose touched his pubes. He held the sides of my head and began fucking my face, his hips moved slightly as I sucked on his cock. Fully erect he was average length and slightly above average thickness. It had been months since I had been with anyone and as shocking as it was to be sucking off John Goodman, it felt so good to taste a cock in my mouth again. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the smell of a man’s crotch, the wet sounds of my lips sucking an erect shaft and John’s moaning his approval. The sensation of that cock sliding almost out of my mouth then, back in till it touched the back of my throat was incredible.

Shit! Someone’s coming.“ John suddenly said as he pulled me off his cock.

We can always go to my room.“ I quickly asked.

I could tell he wanted to get it over with right here in the car but when people arrived. We quickly went up to my room and I usher John in before anyone noticed us. Then the next thing I knew, I was on my knees with his dick in my mouth and was sucking on it like crazy. John moaned his approval he grabs the back of my head and starts fucking my face. No matter how hard he shoved his cock down my throat, I took it and pushed my face against his crotch for more. He was kneaded my hair as I could hear him panting while I felt the head of his wonderful cock swell down my throat. Not wanting this to end so soon, I pulled his hard cock from my mouth and I stroked it with my hand as I looked up at him.

What’s the matter?“

Maybe we can finish this someplace else.“ I said as I got up, pulled down my shorts and climbed onto the bed without waiting for him to agree. I guess the sight of my ass over came me not finishing his blowjob because he followed me onto his bed after pausing a moment to pull a tube of KY from the nightstand. I my not have been fucking the last few months but I’m always prepared.

I tensely watched as John applied the lubricate to his cock, anticipating the pleasure I was about to feel. John got behind me gripping my hips and spread my ass cheeks with his thumbs. He rubbed the head of his cock along my crack and especially my asshole. I could feel his hot precum on my hole. I heard him spit into his hand then felt the pressure as he pushed the head into my man pussy. He stroked slowly, working his whole cock into me till his hips pressed against my ass. I was in heaven having my hole stretch by a hard cock in months, feeling his heart beat inside me though his pulsing manhood.

He gripped my hips firmly and began to thrust in and out of me. Still slowly at first. He pulled out till the head almost slipped out then thrust it smoothly back in, each entry into me made me catch my breath and made my chest tight. His rhythm began to pick up speed and he grunted with pleasure. I gasped out loud with each thrust into me. His grip tightened as felt put all his girth into his thrusts.

You like that huh?“

Yes.“ I hissed.

Tell me how bad you want my cock in your ass! Beg me to cum in your ass!“

I love it, I need it. I need it SO bad. Fuck my ass!“ I said as I was pushing back against his thrusts enjoying the sound of skin slapping together, and that hard dick pounding my ass.

That seemed to spurred him to pump into me faster and harder forcing more moans and gasps from me. ”GOD YES! Fuck me John, Fuck me!“

Looking in the mirror, seeing this hot fat daddy covered in sweat with his big fleshy tits and belly hopping around excited me more as I reached down and start jacking my dick. I felt my balls tighten up to my body and my cock felt like there was an electric charge running through it.

Please cum in me. Fill my hole. Fill my ass!“ I moaned as enjoyed the feeling of his hips slapping my ass as he pounded me.

He fucked me with a desperate need as fast as he could when suddenly thrust fully into me digging his fingers into my hips and grunted holding himself deep in me. I was already cumming when he began spraying my insides with his hot cum. I could feel it in me. The thought that I was just fucked by John Goodman was wild as my knees gave out and I fell flat on the bed. When my head cleared and I could think again I realized that John still had a grip on my hips and had lifted them slightly and was still smoothly pumping my ass full of his cum.

Fucking hell, that was something else.“

I’ve got the best ass in town.“ I braggingly confessed.

If that’s the case. We need to do this again.“ He said as he finally pulled out of me.

Sure, what time do you want me?“

Oh, I’m gonna want you all the time from now on.“

I was so excited about the weeks ahead…

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Diplomatic Immunity


Growing up, it was the always the actors who played the dangerous and brooding types that seemed to get me hot & bothered. Whether their playing good guys or bad, they have a seemingly constant scowl on their face. One of the men I was most fascinated by (translation: masturbate to) was Joss Ackland.

A distinguished English actor who has appeared in more than 130 films, scores of plays and a plethora of television programs in his six-decade career. There was just something about this guy that had me dropping my load like a crop plane during the 90s. Obviously, the deep, intelligent English accent, then again any accent he was using was a big factor as well as his chubby frame. I remember first spotting him in 'Lethal Weapon 2' as the head bad guy looking all big, thick, well dressed and that gruffy voice had me hooked. But it was his beach scene from 'A Woman Named Jackie' had me wacking off to him like crazy. And then there's 'Shameless.' I think there might be a different name for that one but he had a short sex scene in that. A more recent movie where he's shirtless is 'The Hogfather' where was all soaped up that got me all lathered up.

He's a widower since 2002 after spending 51 years with his late wife. Lately he’s been sporting long hair, which kinda ruins it for me, but even nearing 90 I'd still do him. I bet he has a really nice round ass and nice low hangers. What! Don't judge me. I'm in the zone now. Excuse me while I rent Lethal Weapon 2 and work somethings out.




 Joss Ackland with his late wife Rosemary.


















There is so much going on here from his arms to that bulge. But it's almost ruin by the long hair.