Lyndon B. Johnson (36th; 1963-1969)

One of my favorite Presidents of United States was the 36th, Lyndon Baines Johnson. Tall, lanky and homely looking, Johnson was the successor to the late John F. Kennedy. A philanderer of the highest order and a grade A dick, literally and figuratively, that is if you believe the rumors. He treated his staff like crap, manipulated everyone he ever met, belittled and humiliated his wife in front of others, and used the legendary “Johnson Treatment” to reduce women and men to tears. To men and women who he did not need or who needed him, he was sickeningly rude. He also conducted meetings while on the shitter, slept with more women than JFK, Harding, and Clinton combined, and had a staggering ego that knew no bounds.

With all that being said, I'd bend over backward for the guy (in more ways than one). Maybe it's a power thing. The confidence that he's the most important guy in the room. or in his case, the biggest guy in the room. For starters, Lyndon took great pride in his penis, nicknaming it ‘Jumbo’ and often whipping it out in public. He would pee in the House Office building parking lot when he felt the need to go. When a colleague would enter the bathroom as Johnson was using a stall, he would turn around and show it to him and  ask, "Have you seen anything bigger than this?" Even when he was on the floor of the House and the Senate, he’d openly rummage around in his groin. Or, with his back to them, he would dig out his wedgies and scratch his butt in the same dramatic way. Now that's a man who who don't give a damn what you think.

Throughout his life, LBJ’s extramarital affairs were anything but discrete. His wife, Lady Bird endured his behavior, with only occasional reprimands. When swapping tales of womanizing with his fellow Senators, he would often brag about it, saying things like “Old Jumbo sure got a workout last night.” Now that's swagger.

LBJ has been referred to as a "giant" of a man, a description only his late wife Lady Bird (and dozens of other younger women) could verify. So until the people who run the Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park respect my many petitions and allow me to dig up LBJ's corpse, we'll never know officially how big his dick was, so we'll just have to take his word for it.

 Lyndon Johnson Was a Dong-Waving Sex Machine

 I wonder if J. Edgar Hoover had a file on ole Jumbo?