Sunday, February 24, 2013

Top 10 Actors I'd like to Fuck

One of my fantasies is doing IT with a senior celebrity. Yes, I know it´s not very usual, but I've found a lot of older character actors hot over the years. I prefer some good looking older gentleman, rather than any muscular or post-modern pop star  Though they may change in rank now and then, here are my top 10 Actors I'd Like to Fuck.

#10 Ken Howard ~ BIG, BURLY CHARACTER ACTOR
Known For: The White Shadow (1978), Crossing Jordan (2001), Michael Clayton (2007), The Net (1995)

A man of enormous statue, at 6'6", Howard is a burly, handsome character actor with blonde hair, blue eyes, great body hairy, beautiful legs and a cute smile. Perfect eye candy as far as I'm concern. I watched "Crossing Jordan" because of him, and stopped watching when he left. He's definitely easy on the eyes and I just love the lips on this guy. Currently he's the president of the Screen Actors Guild.


                                                         I just love the lips on this guy.


#9 Ken Jenkins ~ CUTE CHARACTER ACTOR
Known For: Scrubs (2001), The Sum of All Fears (2002), The Abyss (1989), I Am Sam (2001)

A noted character actor, Jenkins is frequently cast as a hard nosed bureaucratic types and/or military men in several features. It wasn't until season 5 on the series "Scrubs" that I was so taken to his "acting abilities". He is hilarious, such a natural for comedy and very sexy. Such a handsome face, hair, eyes, so sweet and full of sex appeal. He's aging well and has put on bit of weight as well which I love!


He's so damn cute.



#8 Edward Asner ~ DADDY BEAR ICON
Known For: Up (2009), Mary Tyler Moore (1970), Lou Grant (1977), Elf (2003)

Commonly known as Ed Asner, he is one of my five proto type daddies and quite possibly my number one bear. Burly, stocky man with a prizefighter's "mug" and a peculiar mix of gruffness, charm and a flirtatious side that is surprising to most. Asner is obviously a hearty example of senior vitality and I don't doubt that Asner has also been clued into his own furry attractiveness by more than one admirer and is probably comfortable with the idea of being lusted after by other men. That's one of the prices you have to pay for being in the public eye, I guess. 


That grumpy look of his just does it for me.



#7 Philip Baker Hall ~ GRUFF BUT LOVABLE CHARACTER ACTOR
Known For: Magnolia (1999), Bruce Almighty (2003), The Insider (1999), 50/50 (2011)

One of the most sought-after character actors in the business, with his trademark red, sunken eyes, short stature and raspy, slurred speech, Hall's a recognizable face without a name, giving finely honed portrayals of stern but generally virtuous authority figures, as well as powerful if problematic patriarchs. He might not be the most handsome one, but he sure is hot. You have to know there's something about him that kept a younger wife around for years. I wanted to turn him out since I saw him  in the short-lived Fox sitcom "The Loop". 




#6 M. Emmet Walsh ~ BIG CUDDLY CHARACTER ACTOR
Known For: Blade Runner (1982), My Best Friend's Wedding (1997), Wild Wild West (1999), Blood Simple. (1984)

Arguably one of the best character actors of the 20th century, in the last few years, Walsh has escalated from familiar face to scene-stealer to one of my favorite sexual fantasies. Rotund, dumpy and rumpled looking with a bald head and jowly face, he's a great example of the sexy potential of the regular daddy/grandfather next door type. If I'm alone in liking him, then so be it. I will happily camp out between his legs with my face pressed against his crotch and I won't have to share it with anyone LOL.





#5 John Noble ~ FRINGE DADDY
Known For: Fringe (2008), The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003), The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002), Running Scared (2006)

An Australian film and television actor who plays the lovable loony scientist Dr. Walter Bishop on my favorite show "Fringe". I don't know if I'm hot for HIM or for Dr. Walter Bishop! The lines are kinda blurry on that one, LOL! I don't know what it is, probably his charisma as he is a great actor, but I just think he is a really fine specimen. He's just got that total masculinity thing going, it's attractive whether he's technically good-looking or not. 





#4 Tom Wilkinson ~ HOT BRITISH ACTOR
Known For: Michael Clayton (2007), Batman Begins (2005), Shakespeare in Love (1998), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), The Full Monty (1997)

This British character actor who's an extremely handsome man with a surprisingly nicely-built, masculine body and a pretty nice, round, firm ass. Obviously he has a sexy body but the main attraction was his face. He kinda reminds me of a panda bear. Very soft and gentle looking. Sweet. As far as I know he hasn't done a recent nude scene/sex scene in a film but that doesn't mean he's adverse to showing his body. I just love that he goes naked for a role if he has to. 





Need I say more?

#3 Jack McGee ~ CHUBBY DADDY ACTOR
Known For: The Fighter (2010), Moneyball (2011), Crash (2004), 21 (2008), Rescue Me (2004) 

One of LA's hardest working character actors, Jack McGee is one of my favorite (among many) chubby daddy character actors and he does look every inch a big fuckable bear. I got turned on by him watching "Rescue Me"years ago with his cute face, he is annoyingly adorable. His classic working stiff features landed him countless roles as cops, carpenters, and the occasional bartender. As Jack gets older, he seems to get sexier and sexier, so he'll be in my spank bank for awhile.  






#2 Bob Gunton ~ HANDSOME CHARACTER ACTOR
Known For: The Shawshank Redemption (1994), Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), Argo (2012), Demolition Man (1993)

One of those memorable character actor and like all good character actors, Gunton is probably known more by his face than his name; his craggy, often impassive visage has essayed a score of tough, taciturn, often morally questionable men. And in the last few years, he has become so stunningly fuckable. I don't feel he quite gets the recognition he deserves (forget acting, I'm talking about his masturbatory appeal).





#1 Len Cariou ~ CANADIAN SILVERFOX
Known For: 1408 (2007), About Schmidt (2002), Secret Window (2004), Blue Bloods (2010)

A Tony Award-winning Canadian actor who is best known for his legendary performances on stage and his numerous series and made-for-television movies appearances. More importantly, he looks gorgeous. From the longshoreman's heft of his shoulders, the sparkle in his eye and the authority in that baritone voice, which was made permanently huskier over the years. Len has managed to become more and more gorgeous with each passing year to become pretty much THE definition of silverfox. No doubt all his acting awards pale into insignificance now that he has been mentioned on just how good he would look naked.