My New Object of Lust

There is just something satisfying about watching a film or television show/searching the internet then suddenly, unexpectedly find some hot ass guy from out of nowhere and feverishly jacking off to the sight of him. And the funny thing is, I have seen them before but at the time they didn't have the look to catch my attention. Then they are never seen again. And so it is I present to you my new object of lust and his name is Michael Harney.

A prolific character actor on television since the early 1990s, Harney didn't do much for me when I first probably notice him first in shows like "NYPD Blue" and "Deadwood" to be honest. But searching the internet and found a fake pic with his name. Then BAM! I lost my load, looking for more of the real him and found the show, "Weeds." He was little heavier, older and his foul mouth, alcoholic detective act really turned me on. Very handsome with that gruff voice and accent, you just know this man knew how to talk dirty in bed. 

Up next (other than my dick), I watching "Orange is the New Black" where Harney is a tough-talking but soft-hearted prison guard. Just watch five minutes of first episode and if I don't see Harney in some hot scene like. I don't know. Guard/prisoner rape scene. At least I saw Laura Prepon tits. Hey I got a thing for her since "That 70's Show." Don't judge me. I'm just a sexual being and what turns me on. Turns me on. Back to Harney. So far I know absolutely nothing of his personal life, so he is most likely straight, but that just means I can image my own personal life for him. Something like he's into chubs and flies in to see me on the weekends to have wild, hot sex. Yeah.. that sounds good. 

Honestly, one of the best looking men I have ever seen. 

Seriously, that mustache would just look great with a big load of jizz all over it wouldn't it?

I can definitely work with both of them in my bed.

Ok, I got to find this episode of "Deadwood."

The pic that started it all. After I saw this fake, I wanted to see any and everything with this guy.

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!

There have been a lot people we have lost over the past year or so and sadly, another one has just passed. Just found out that Bob Hoskins had died at the of 71 from pneumonia. His passing comes nearly two years after he retired from acting following a diagnosis of Parkinson's disease. To some, Hoskins was far from conventional leading-man material being short, bullet-headed, lacking any noticeable neck, but British film star who brought a singular mix of charm, menace and cockney accent to a variety of roles in such films as "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," "The Long Good Friday" and "Mermaids." Not surprising, all those films I mentioned, he had his shirt off in.

Though he had a handful of recognizable roles in films like "Pennies from Heaven" (1978), the aforementioned "The Long Good Friday" (1980), 1982's "Pink Floyd the Wall", 1985's "Brazil" and "Mona Lisa" (1986), it wasn't until "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" that he broke through to mainstream audiences. And like a lot of people, I fell in lust with that toon hating detective Eddie Valiant tough I didn't realize it at the time. Later on I wore out my copy at the exact moment we see Bob getting out of the shower. A pivotal movie in my young life. Surprised he suffered from hallucinations after months of interacting with imaginary characters. Kinda ironic, because I started hallucinating/dreaming about him. OFTEN.

Throughout his career, Hoskins gave us plenty material to fantasize about like the comic thriller "Heart Condition" (1990), the awful "Live Virgin" (1999) and as one of an ensemble of actors showing off their junk in "Mrs. Henderson Presents" (2005). A lot of fantasy jerk off nights from those films. The appeal of Hoskins is that he's just a very hot regular guy. These films solidify's that.

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!

Another handsome Bear taken from this world to soon.  

Bob Hoskins had a young Ed Asner look to him. Sadly I'll never have the joy of watching him slowly morph into older Ed Asner.

 He could bang his nuts on my chin any day... In fact I'd pay for it.

 Who can forget Hoskins in this shower scene in "The Long Good Friday" Shot many a load over this one.

 Got a boner yet? I know I do.

That's how fucking hot he is. He's got Cher in his bed.

 Again. That's how fucking hot he is. He's got Frasier in his bed.

 Hot ass  Eddie Valiant.

This is how I like to remember him.

Attack of the Clones?

They say that everyone has at least one look alike in the world, and according to an old urban legend our double lives in the opposite part of the globe from where we are. Of course that’s not real, but if you think rationally there are some people out there that looked just a like. Being a huge admirer of the late Charles Durning and couldn't help but notice a lot of other actors over years who bears a resemblance and or carry the same presence as Durning did. Which brings me to this thought. Maybe some one out there in the universe saw greatness in Mr. Durning and want to recreate the perfection that was Durning.

Which brings us to my first examples, Charles Durning and David Huddleston.

A lot of people always get them confused. Even I, at one point. If you would have asked me a while back, I would have sworn on my life that Charles Durning was "The Big Lebowski." When both were at their heaviest, you definitely couldn't tell them apart. Though David was younger and taller (5'11" to Durning's 5'8") they share many similarities, that you couldn't help but get them confused. And if you think of Santa Claus in a movie, you can't help but think either Charles Durning or David Huddleston.

My next  examples, Charles Durning and Kenneth McMillan. 

Though with these two, have a similar presence than looks but still most people can't differentiate the two. Even going over both their careers, with the exception of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" and maybe one or two more roles. Durning and McMillan could have switched career roles and there wouldn't be much difference. You need a short, stocky, silver-haired Irish man who could play gruff and combative or gentle and funny, either ones your man. And either one could catch a dick from me.

Charles Durning and Jack McGee.

Jack has been told he looks like Charles Durning before they met and when they finally did. This is what Charles said "Who the fuck you think you are looking like me?" Frankly I'd have to agree with him. Jack is basically looked like a young Charles Durning and not in just looks. They both are/were short Irish men from New York that over the years have been at the center of so many of my dirty little fantasies. Hell, Durning should have play McGee's dad instead of Denis Leary.

Jack McGee and Raymond O'Connor

Hell, even Jack has look a like actor in Raymond O'Connor. And like Charles Durning, O'Connor and McGee share the same similarities even born in the Bronx. What I wouldn't give to get in a three way with these two. Some would say O'Connor is a poor man's Jack McGee being less known. But I don't care. That just means I'll have more time with him. LOL

Bob Gunton, The Warden in Shawshank

I'm a big fan of character actors. Because a good character actor can turn the most one dimensional placeholder role in a film into something memorable, usually due to the charismatic constellation of wrinkles and/or jowls that your movie star types are simply not allowed to sport. So if you're looking for a stocky, fireplug of a man, but want to stick with the Mainline Protestant vibe, you can't go wrong with Bob Gunton, best known for his role as the evil warden in "The Shawshank Redemption". He has been around for a while but it's only in the last few years that he has become so stunningly fuckable.

A tall, rather plain looking guy, he has dark grey hair, a very serious looking face of which the prominent feature is very intense blue eyes. And if you look closely you will note that he has a ferociously furry chest that I wouldn't mind running my fingers through. Just a classic DILF type. He seems like a quicky BJ after work type of guy to me, which can be fun; just unzip, breathe heavy, pop, and go away.

Probably most famous for his role as Warden Norton in "Shawshank Redemption", but I think I first noticed him in "The Glimmer Man," a Steven Seagal film which also featured Brian Cox. Bob has went on to appear in shit loads of film and TV including "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil", "Glory", "The Perfect Storm", just to name a few, and in TV shows such as "Desperate Housewives", "Greg the Bunny", "E-Ring", and more! At this time, I didn't recognize how handsome he was, but years later, on one of my many movie watching days, I discover something beautiful in the Indy flic, "Tenure." Gunton shot up into my top ten when he bares his ass in a rather short sex scene doing doggystyle with an old woman. He gets extra, special, bonus points (which he can cash in for blowjobs) for the fact that he stripped down like that at his age.

Bob Gunton is an actor who can take a small role and make it a “big” one and he definitely falls into the 'shaggable-everyday-daddybear' category. Unfortunately, like 99.9% of men I find attractive, he appears to be heterosexual, dammit. Despite his many film and TV appearances and his recognizability, I don't feel he quite gets the recognition he deserves (fuck acting, I'm talking about his masturbatory appeal). But to many people he will always be 'the warden in Shawshank.'

Damn, I'm loving the fit of that uniform on him. Just makes me want to rip it off him.

There are pornos that start out like this. I'd call it "Country Club Secrets" starring Bob Gunton. But I'm sure he would decline the role because of the rigorous demands it would put on him.

Don't stop. Keep doing what your doing.

When this first came out, it was all about Robert Loggia and I completely missed this scene.