Attack of the Clones? 2: Everyone gets a Courtesy Tap

Charles Durning/Pat Corley 

Some might not see the similarities between the two with Charles Durning being from New York and Pat Corley from Dallas. But if you look closer you can see they are both short, heavy-set, actors with Corley being hairier and nicer gravelly voice. They both some similar facial features, but it's there body is where most of similarities are as they both have asses I'd like to bend over a table and pound. But they would certainly frown upon that idea.

Scott Wilson / Stanley Anderson

Put these two together now and you definitely tell the difference. But back in the late 90s to early 2000s I couldn't tell them apart. Sure even then there were more differences like Scott Wilson being taller with less hair of the two and Stanley Anderson chubbier. But that wasn't enough for my dick to differentiate the two. Obviously as they got older, there difference became more pronounced but it still didn't stop me from rubbing a few out to either of them.

Edward Asner/Bob Hoskins

Looking at them side by side, how could you not think that Bob Hoskins is not Ed Asner's clone. Shit. Compare when they were at there hottest. Asner towards the end of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and Hoskins when he made "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." They're both basically the same short, bald, stocky, hairy man. All the things that turn me on! It's a shame Hoskins passed away. I would have love to see him slowly morph into an old version of Asner.

These two pics of them are when there both around forty.

Both were definitely bears with Hoskins having more muscular definition than Asner. Both are hot either way.

In Remembrance: Pat Corley

A few months back I started making some posts of actor Pat Corley on my Tumblr and was a little surprise with the response. Come to find out a lot of people like him. Now that I think about it, I can see why. Short, heavy-set, with thick hairy fore arms and nice gravelly voice. He kinda reminds me of one of my all time favs, Charles Durning, another short, heavy-set actor that I wouldn't mind playing a game of hide the pickle with.

A Dallas native, known for his portrayals of tough yet wisely benevolent characters, Corley was perhaps best known as Phil, the all-knowing bartender / restaurateur, whom he played for eight years on "Murphy Brown." He appeared conspicuously (it was hard for a man his size to be  inconspicuous) in such films as "The Super Cops" (1973), "The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training" (1977), "Coming Home" (1978), "True Confessions" (1982), "Against All Odds"  (1984), "Mr. Destiny" (1990) and "All Dogs Go To Heaven 2" (1996) often cast as an antagonistic athlete or a law enforcement officer. In addition to his appearing on nine season of "Murphy Brown," Corley appeared in guest  roles on such series as "Kojak," "Roots," "Starsky And Hutch," "The Waltons," "Lou Grant," "St. Elsewhere," "Bay City Blues," "Moonlighting," "Hill Street Blues" and "Night Court." So I got a lot of possible wank material to search though.


He died of congestive heart failure in 2006 at the age of 76. I'm starting to see a pattern. I find or rediscovered someone I want to bone and they've been dead for years. Damn shame.

 Short, fat and hairy. Sounds like a party.

Looks like he could have been carrying a nice package. What am I saying... he's from Texas, of course he had a nice package.