The Men of Murder, She Wrote. SEASON SEVEN

Get ready for yet another chapter of television's most under appreciated series that shows you a wide array of daddies with nine episodes of the 22 episodes of the Seventh Season of Murder She Wrote. Whether Jessica is helping out the local sheriff, making her case in Nashville or even working to clear her own name, it's no mystery why I love the show. So here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season seven.

EPISODE 01: "Trials and Tribulations" 

Jessica begins a seventh season with her reputation at stake: she’s being sued for the wrongful conviction and subsequent death of a prison escapee.

George Hearn as Elliot Von Steuben
One of Angela Lansbury's Broadway friends that guest starred on the show.

EPISODE 06: "A Body to Die For" 

A gym owner has Cabot Cove’s ladies in a sweat, but he’s cold to an old partner in crime later found murdered in one of their bedrooms.

Hugh O’Brien as Fred Kappard
Old Wyatt Earp.

EPISODE 07: "The Return of Preston Giles" 

Jessica’s paroled first publisher, whom she helped nail for murder, is back at his desk – but soon charged with stabbing the company’s controller.

Arthur Hill as Preston Giles

George Coe as Martin Bergman
I had a thing for Coe since I saw him flash him ass in the movie "Cousins" years back. He's looking a little long in the tooth now, but like just about everyone else. He could still catch one.

Todd Sussman as Sgt. Slocum
This one is sort of a retro active thing as I'm into him now, even though I wasn't back when this first aired.

EPISODE 11: "Family Doctor" 

In Boston, Jessica and Seth are kidnapped by the vengeful son of a wounded mobster who died after Seth performed surgery.

Here's the only episode William Windom appeared in this season. He He briefly left the show to work on the TV series "Parenthood" in 1990, but the show was quickly canceled and he returned to "Murder, She Wrote" as a semi-regular for the remainder of the show's run.

What can I say about the man that I haven't already said before.

Monte Markham as Andrew Grant
Ah... Monte Markham. One of those weird attractions of mine I can't explain.

EPISODE 13: "Moving Violation" 

Sheriff Metzger stands up to the well-connected father of a drunken driver – and stands accused when the boy is found dead.

Richard Paul as Mayor Sam Booth

Philip Baker Hall as Len Costner
A young Philip Baker Hall... If you could ever call him young. He just seemed like the same age for over 20 years.  

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger

EPISODE 16: "From the Horse's Mouth" 

The murder of a racehorse owner caps a feud over stud fees with a neighboring horseman.

Jerry Orbach as Harry McGraw

Kevin McCarthy as Randolf Sterling

EPISODE 17: "The Prodigal Father" 

Anger and death await a bank robber thought dead for 20 years when he reappears to see his daughter.

 Donnelly Rhodes as Ned Jenks
All bearded up, long haired and ready to fuck.

Robert Lansing as Herb Walsh

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger

Richard Paul as Mayor Sam Booth

EPISODE 19: "Thursday's Child" 

Jessica is drawn into a case of construction fraud and murder by a woman who claims that her son was fathered by Jessica’s late husband.

John Anderson as Andrew Dixon, Esq. 

EPISODE 22: "The Skinny According to Nick Cullhane" 

Someone turns off the tap on a writer-turned-beer spokesman when word leaks out that he’s written an expose on a brewery family.

Jerry Orbach as Harry McGraw

Ron Másak as Sheriff Mort Metzger

Fathers & Sons - The Bowden boys, Bobby, Tommy, Terry and Jeff.

Just by looking at them, you can tell the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Bobby Bowden is a handsome man and his three sons are just the same. Basically all of them can catch a dick starting from the head of the house, Bobby to his oldest son Tommy Bowden all the way down to the youngest in Jeff Bowden. But one son in particular gets my up most attention. Terry Bowden. He caught my attention back in the day when he coached at Auburn. But now that he's older, greyer and packing the pounds on, Terry has become on hot chubby daddy.

Bobby Bowden

 Bobby and his wife Ann. The pair birthed a couple of fuckable sons.

Sure he's 85 now. But he one those guys I'd still tap no matter what age they current are. As long he's not cadaverous, Bobby taking a trip to 'bang bang city.'

Tommy Bowden

Terry Bowden

You know I love 'em chubby.

Jeff Bowden

Do I really need to say it? OK all of them can catch one. In a group, individually, in combinations, all of them can catch a HARD ONE.