Lyndon B. Johnson (36th; 1963-1969)

One of my favorite Presidents of United States was the 36th, Lyndon Baines Johnson. Tall, lanky and homely looking, Johnson was the successor to the late John F. Kennedy. A philanderer of the highest order and a grade A dick, literally and figuratively, that is if you believe the rumors. He treated his staff like crap, manipulated everyone he ever met, belittled and humiliated his wife in front of others, and used the legendary “Johnson Treatment” to reduce women and men to tears. To men and women who he did not need or who needed him, he was sickeningly rude. He also conducted meetings while on the shitter, slept with more women than JFK, Harding, and Clinton combined, and had a staggering ego that knew no bounds.

With all that being said, I'd bend over backward for the guy (in more ways than one). Maybe it's a power thing. The confidence that he's the most important guy in the room. or in his case, the biggest guy in the room. For starters, Lyndon took great pride in his penis, nicknaming it ‘Jumbo’ and often whipping it out in public. He would pee in the House Office building parking lot when he felt the need to go. When a colleague would enter the bathroom as Johnson was using a stall, he would turn around and show it to him and  ask, "Have you seen anything bigger than this?" Even when he was on the floor of the House and the Senate, he’d openly rummage around in his groin. Or, with his back to them, he would dig out his wedgies and scratch his butt in the same dramatic way. Now that's a man who who don't give a damn what you think.

Throughout his life, LBJ’s extramarital affairs were anything but discrete. His wife, Lady Bird endured his behavior, with only occasional reprimands. When swapping tales of womanizing with his fellow Senators, he would often brag about it, saying things like “Old Jumbo sure got a workout last night.” Now that's swagger.

LBJ has been referred to as a "giant" of a man, a description only his late wife Lady Bird (and dozens of other younger women) could verify. So until the people who run the Lyndon B. Johnson National Historical Park respect my many petitions and allow me to dig up LBJ's corpse, we'll never know officially how big his dick was, so we'll just have to take his word for it.

 Lyndon Johnson Was a Dong-Waving Sex Machine

 I wonder if J. Edgar Hoover had a file on ole Jumbo?

  

Philip Baker Hall

Some people are born sexy. Others are people that you wouldn't look twice at when they were younger, but out of nowhere, become totally fuckable. The man in question is Philip Baker Hall. In any given year, if you were to randomly stroll into a movie theater without knowing what you were seeing, there’s a damn fine chance Philip Baker Hall may grace the screen at some point during the film. Hall is one of those character actors whom you see all the time but don’t necessarily recognize.

After I first took notice of the guy, it seemed like he was everywhere. It's astonishing to consider that Hall is just in his 80th decade, not because he doesn't look it, but because he's looked that way for at least twenty years. Not that he’s ever looked ‘young’, he seems to have always had that rugged, wise, ‘old genial’ man appearance. I'd like to think that he sprung into the world fully formed, like Athena. A few directors have been smart enough to cast Hall as the lead, and with his trademark red, sunken eyes, short stature and raspy, slurred speech, there’s simply no forgetting a Hall performance, no matter the amount of time he’s on.

Though he has appeared in more than 100 movies and television shows, consummate character actor Philip Baker Hall says he is still most often recognized as Lt. Bookman, the tough-talking library cop he immortalized in a 1991 episode of "Seinfeld." It makes sense in a way, as Bookman was a classic Hall character: gruff, authoritative, and utterly no-nonsense. It's a persona he's perfected over his lengthy career. Avoiding publicity, he has rarely granted interviews and has divulged almost no personal information. I guess it's unlikely that we will ever get leaked sex tapes of him, but I can dream and I do, A LOT!

I first took notice of  Hall on The FOX series, "The Loop" (a sitcom about an airline) with a memorable shower scene and I have kept an eye on him ever since. 

Bill Smitrovich

Have ever seen an actor that appears in a show or movie your watching but don't really pay any attention to. Some background character actor five minutes or less of scene time. Then they great a role where their look hot as hell and then you want more of them. Watching every obscure movie or show their in just to get a glimpse of them. I spotted my new object of lust, Bill Smitrovich watching "Ted" last week and thought "Damn, I could fuck him." Probaly best known as the father of a teenager who has Down syndrome on the series "Life Goes On".

He had a “manly” way about him, kind of like Dan Lauria, Kevin’s dad on “The Wonder Years”.  My body preference tend to lean towards the husky/chubbier types, however Smitrovich is definitely a magnificent specimen. And I am completely attracted to his handsome face, approachable yet intimidating look that I just go nuts for. I'm still discovering this fine actor's talent and him just in his mid sixties, I'm sure the best is yet to come.

The Men of Murder, She Wrote. SEASON TWO

During the Murder, She Wrote run I use to watch it because I had a crush on Angela Lansbury since seeing Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Now looking at reruns of the show, there were a lot older actors appearing on the show that I was attracted to. Season two is pretty much the same as season one with the except of William Windom becoming a cast regular as Dr. Seth Hazlitt. So here's a run down of the actors I had a thing for that appeared on season two.

Martin Milner

George Grizzard

Tom Bosley

Patrick Macnee

John Vernon

Robert Vaughn

Pat Corley

Richard Herd

Stuart Whitman

William Windom's first season as Dr. Seth Hazlitt. Yeah!