The King of Bulge

The saddest thing about liking older men is that they tend to have a short shelf life. Meaning a 50 to 70 year old chubby to heavyset man probably won't be around long. Which brings me to this weeks entry, the recently departed character actor, David Huddleston.

With an acting career spanned more than half a century, and included Broadway, television and commercial roles, Huddleston died at the age of 85 from advanced heart and kidney disease August 2, 2016 in Santa Fe, N.M. The news sadden me a little when I found out, so I decided celebrate and remember what a hot as chubby daddy he was. He first caught my attention guest starring on the TV series "Our House" with my guy down guy at the time. THE daddybear himself, Wilford Brimley. He had numerous guest roles on TV dramas, but "Walker, Texas Ranger" was where he dropped my jaw. He had put on the #s since I last saw him. Since then I'd always akin him to Charles Durning as both were hot chubby daddies that I lust after til this day.

Huddleston might be most famously known for the titular role in “The Big Lebowski.” To me, he had many just as memorable roles over his long, multifaceted career as a character actor that spanned six decades. I'd like to also remember him as the 'King of Bulge' because of his many bulge shots his movie appearances to frequent TV guest work across multiple eras. And that's a lot of wank material. R.I.P. Mr. Huddleston.

A longtime favorite character actor, Huddleston specialized in big, blustery characters. 

Such was the title character he played in 1998’s “The Big Lebowski.”

He had slimmed down later in his life, but like 99.9% of the guys I like, I'd still do him. HARD!

When both were at their heaviest, you definitely couldn't tell them apart. 

Though David was younger and taller (5'11" to Durning's 5'8") they share many similarities, that you couldn't help but get them confused.

Those suspenders have me hooked.

This shot right here epitomize why I called him the 'King of Bulge'

So if your a fan of David Huddleston and you'd like to see him. 

Check these other films & TV shows out. 

For everyone else, back away slowly.

Nice Bulge Shots:

“Billy Two Hats” (1974)

"Hawaii Five-O" (TV Series) - 'Love Thy Neighbor, Take His Wife' (1976)

"Zero to Sixty" (1978)

Other Scenes of Note:

"Breakheart Pass" (1975)

"Gorp" (1980)

"The Wonder Years" (TV Series) 

"Walker, Texas Ranger" (TV Series) - 'The Road to Black Bayou' (1994)

John Hagee: Purely for the Looks

I just love to hate televangelists. You hate them of course for their hypocrisy on marriage and homosexuality among other things. But then most of them look so brick makingly hot (from the hair, the suits and the jewelry) that you can almost ignore what they've said or done in the past. Let me stress ALMOST. Plus there is all that (theoretical) purity thing that give them a certain mystique. Like you would be deflowering them. Awesome.

And so, I give you the latest entry from the world of televangelists, Pastor John C. Hagee. He's the founder and senior pastor of Cornerstone Church, a charismatic megachurch in San Antonio, Texas. Hagee is also the chief executive officer of his non-profit corporation, Global Evangelism Television. I know all that is enough to fill most people with dread. And like you would think, Hagee has made many extremely offensive remarks regarding Catholics, Jews, Islam, homosexuality, women, African Americans, Hurricane Katrina and even the Bible itself. But my penchant for short, chubby men seems win out over me with him.

Well, lets see, he's married. Oh... to a younger woman he had an adulterous affair with from his own former congregation. And using his position, Hagee has grown into an enormously wealthy man. Seems kinda hypocritical after hearing this quote from him"Christians don’t steal or lie, they don’t get divorced or have abortions." All that might ruin the purity thing, but I'd still bend that fat ass over a table.

John Hagee and his wife, Diana Hagee.

If you visit the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio or watch Pastor Hagee on his TV show. 
You'll see him perched on top of an enormous white throne watching his massive choir. 
I'd so milk his wang in it. 

I'm not a fan of his beliefs but I'll put up with it if I had the chance to tap that ass. 
Of course, if he immediately left the 'several-day-sex event' and admitted to the experience to his church. I would be very proud. 

Oh I just love a short, chubby man. 

Looks like he's good with an instrument in his mouth. 
{Insert joke here}

Have you ever noticed that whenever you read about some pastor/priest having it off with some local spinster/widow/church helper, they are never that attractive? 
All in All. 
Even now I'd probably still bang her.

I just love a big bottom man.

That looks like a lot of cushion for the pushing.

 

Hagee's a very tasty looking one that you could fantasize about.

Mr. Hagee is not as well known as Pat Roberts or Jerry Falwell, but he is powerful within the “strongly conservative political wing of the evangelical community.” 
Given his position, it's unlikely that we'll ever get leaked sex tapes of him but I can dream.
And I do... A LOT!