Attack of the Clones? 2: Everyone gets a Courtesy Tap

Charles Durning/Pat Corley 

Some might not see the similarities between the two with Charles Durning being from New York and Pat Corley from Dallas. But if you look closer you can see they are both short, heavy-set, actors with Corley being hairier and nicer gravelly voice. They both some similar facial features, but it's there body is where most of similarities are as they both have asses I'd like to bend over a table and pound. But they would certainly frown upon that idea.

Scott Wilson / Stanley Anderson

Put these two together now and you definitely tell the difference. But back in the late 90s to early 2000s I couldn't tell them apart. Sure even then there were more differences like Scott Wilson being taller with less hair of the two and Stanley Anderson chubbier. But that wasn't enough for my dick to differentiate the two. Obviously as they got older, there difference became more pronounced but it still didn't stop me from rubbing a few out to either of them.

Edward Asner/Bob Hoskins

Looking at them side by side, how could you not think that Bob Hoskins is not Ed Asner's clone. Shit. Compare when they were at there hottest. Asner towards the end of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and Hoskins when he made "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." They're both basically the same short, bald, stocky, hairy man. All the things that turn me on! It's a shame Hoskins passed away. I would have love to see him slowly morph into an old version of Asner.

These two pics of them are when there both around forty.

Both were definitely bears with Hoskins having more muscular definition than Asner. Both are hot either way.

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!

There have been a lot people we have lost over the past year or so and sadly, another one has just passed. Just found out that Bob Hoskins had died at the of 71 from pneumonia. His passing comes nearly two years after he retired from acting following a diagnosis of Parkinson's disease. To some, Hoskins was far from conventional leading-man material being short, bullet-headed, lacking any noticeable neck, but British film star who brought a singular mix of charm, menace and cockney accent to a variety of roles in such films as "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," "The Long Good Friday" and "Mermaids." Not surprising, all those films I mentioned, he had his shirt off in.

Though he had a handful of recognizable roles in films like "Pennies from Heaven" (1978), the aforementioned "The Long Good Friday" (1980), 1982's "Pink Floyd the Wall", 1985's "Brazil" and "Mona Lisa" (1986), it wasn't until "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" that he broke through to mainstream audiences. And like a lot of people, I fell in lust with that toon hating detective Eddie Valiant tough I didn't realize it at the time. Later on I wore out my copy at the exact moment we see Bob getting out of the shower. A pivotal movie in my young life. Surprised he suffered from hallucinations after months of interacting with imaginary characters. Kinda ironic, because I started hallucinating/dreaming about him. OFTEN.

Throughout his career, Hoskins gave us plenty material to fantasize about like the comic thriller "Heart Condition" (1990), the awful "Live Virgin" (1999) and as one of an ensemble of actors showing off their junk in "Mrs. Henderson Presents" (2005). A lot of fantasy jerk off nights from those films. The appeal of Hoskins is that he's just a very hot regular guy. These films solidify's that.

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!

Another handsome Bear taken from this world to soon.  

Bob Hoskins had a young Ed Asner look to him. Sadly I'll never have the joy of watching him slowly morph into older Ed Asner.

 He could bang his nuts on my chin any day... In fact I'd pay for it.

 Who can forget Hoskins in this shower scene in "The Long Good Friday" Shot many a load over this one.

 Got a boner yet? I know I do.

That's how fucking hot he is. He's got Cher in his bed.

 Again. That's how fucking hot he is. He's got Frasier in his bed.

 Hot ass  Eddie Valiant.

This is how I like to remember him.