Perfect Hair Forever

I'm (predictably, perhaps) a big fan of the gorgeous silverdaddy football analyst Jimmy Johnson but I’ve neglected him a bit here. Former head football coach at Oklahoma State University and the University of Miami. Johnson then moved to the NFL, serving as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, he is an analyst for Fox NFL Sunday, the Fox network’s NFL pregame show. Johnson was the first of only three football coaches to lead teams to both a major college football championship and a Super Bowl; the others being Barry Switzer and Pete Carroll. Definitely a fuckable trio.

Johnson just does it for me since his days at Dallas. Pretty much one of the reasons why I sideline watch during football games. Handsome with a decent body and he has what I like to call 'perfect hair forever.' Would just love to run my fingers though that hair of his. I know he appeared on "Survivor: Nicaragua" (not to mention you get to see Jimmy in various states of undress throughout) all thin out and was vote off to quickly for me of course. Luckily I found some shirtless pics of him on his boat fishing from back in the day where he was at his hottest. Kinda disappointed about the ExtenZe deal, but he has other qualities I can abuse.

Well, lets see. Married? Check. Kids? Check. I swear... why do I even bother. There isn't much else I can say about him. He's good looking and I'd love to fuck him like crazy. Like a lot of other people no doubt.

Jimmy and his wife Rhonda.

Sure he's thin and wore down, I'd still wear him some more. If you know what I mean. 

This was the time when I could have gone for some Johnson on Jones action. That ain't happening because varies surgeries (I presume). Who am I kidding. I'd still do it. 

I just won't enjoy it as much.

Oh yeah. You caught me hook, line and sinker, just like those fish.

Yeah Jimmy, lets go on a private cruise and you can show me why they call you Jimmy Jump up.

I'd so tear that up.

Rough Looking Daddy

For some actors, it would appear, they're born to only ever play supporting or background characters. This guy here, Steve Eastin is one of them and fairly successful at it. Appearing in nearly 150 television and film roles throughout his decades long career.

I have this segment called 'Attack of the Clones?' about look alike actors and he and James Gandolfini fit in just fine. Both are stocky, hairy, rugged, mean looking daddies that you’d let do anything to you for fear of a punch to the face. Anyway, back to Steve. I can't say what I first remember seeing him in, but eagle-eyed folks may best remember him for the scene from "Without A Trace" where he's in bed with a hooker. Extremely hot! He also appeared in a few "Dexter" and "In Plain Sight" episodes. He also appeared in an episode of  "Saving Grace" as a sleazy, murdering hillbilly named Pody Pope with Pody doing a number on my pants. Eastin is best known for appearing in such films as "Field of Dreams," "Con Air," "Catch Me if You Can" and "A Man Apart," where he developed a reputation as the tough guy with a heart of gold underneath.

He runs his own acting school called "The Steve Eastin Studio." I can't find anything else about him like who he's fucking. So with my luck, straight. Anyway, he's still a big fuckable bear.

Damn shame we won’t be seeing Gandolfini maturing into an even hotter daddy than he was. And looking at Eastin, he would have been way hotter than was now, if that was even possible. 

You don’t need the gun. I’ll do what ever you two want. ANYTHING.

Here's my number. Call me.