Saturday, October 3, 2015

Daddy would you like some Sausage


This is another 'love him or hate him' guy. Obviously, I love him but he won't be to everyone's tastes. The man in question is Rip Torn, paragon of masculinity among actors and for the public who have seen him in "Men in Black," "The Larry Sanders Show" and "30 Rock." In the 70's, he was a darkly sexy star in the Jack Nicholson mold; later on, he built a reputation as a strong, serious character actor. Along the way, Torn acquired a reputation as a volatile personality, both onstage and off. In recent years, Torn was found drunk and toting a gun in a bank in Connecticut. He has faced a number of DUI charges, including a December 2008 arrest that produced a now infamous, wild-haired mug shot. I really don't know why respected actors just all of a sudden lose all sense of reality.

To be honest, Torn didn't do much for me when I first remember seeing him in "The Beast Master." Thankfully, when I caught him on "The Larry Sanders Show" after a few years maturing into a titan of a daddy bear. Handsome with good line in his manly scowls, thinning brown hair a gravelly voice. You just know this man knew how to talk really dirty in bed. Just but imagine the filthiest thing you would want someone to say to you in bed, now imagine Rip Torn's voice saying it. It sounds 10-times more filthy doesn't it? I heard he did a full frontal in a movie but I just can't find the film. I came across the stupid Tom Green flic "Freddy got Fingered" in my search where he bares his ass. Torn was pretty much the only reason I tolerated the film.

The barrel-chested, slab-faced, and thunder-happy American thesp Rip Torn may qualify as a 'bear' in the broadest sense of the term. With his black cowboy boots, black Wrangler work pants held up by suspenders, a blue striped shirt, sherbet orange vest and a dusty black fedora, Torn is typecast as genially earthy, volatile, and loudmouthed good old boys. But, love him or hate him, Torn's roles over the course of more than half a century are distinct and pronounced enough to have elevated him above many of his contemporaries, into a veritable staple of American cinematic pop culture.

 Sure he's a little ragged these days. But he's a bottle of whiskey away from a drunken tirade and a possible good time.







 As I'm doing this post, it looks like Rip shows his junk in a lot of films.
***DADDY BONUS***



 One of the more famous celebrity mugshot out there.



 When I see these pics... all I can think of is fuck your daddy, fuck your daddy singing in my head. And I'd definitely fuck this daddy. 

 Yes Freddy Got Fingered is a dumpster fire and the only reason I watched it was to see Rip and this seen.



 He looks really hot here with that grumpy look.


Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Burly Hollywood Icon


There have been a lot of mature actors that I liked who have died over the years, but I'm single out one particular man for your perusal in Rod Steiger. A renowned character actor  who never liked that label, left his mark on 1950s and '60s Hollywood with forceful performances in such critical favorites as "On the Waterfront" and "The Pawnbroker," culminating in an Oscar for "In the Heat of the Night."

As some may know, I do like a big man and he a particularly nice one. Steiger was a stocky, bull-necked man with piercing eyes, a brooding presence and an aggressive body language. In his adult life, he battled with recurrent depression, four turbulent marriages, heavy drinking, chronic overeating, a tendency to violence - was as troubled as his  childhood. I'm sure daddybear lovers would have consoled him (by which I mean intense fondling and licking of his cock and balls).

Outspoken, goofy, shaved-headed, method ham, Steiger made so much shit, and turned in so many ridiculously over-the-top performances that it makes my head spin. He could be  very good, but it usually took a quality script and a director who could reign in the great ham. I've had a thing for Rod since seeing "Men of Respect." He did have a few other memorable shirtless scenes throughout his career, notably  in "The Illustrated Man," "The Loved One" (where you can see he had a nice ass on him), the forementioned "Men of Respect" and in one of his last films "A Month of Sundays." He gets ***DADDY BONUS*** points for the fact that he was in a gay theme film called "The Sergeant" where he played a decorated sergeant who was infatuate with one of his soldiers.

Despite myriad health problems and less sterling job offers from the 1970s onward, Steiger never stopped acting before he passed away in 2002.

 He's around 30 here. Way younger than I like, but I'd still go to town on him. 

 Rod's been married 5 times. 5 times? Damn... 5 times. Here he is with wife #2, Claire Bloom.
 Here he is with wife #4, Paula Ellis.
 Here he is with wife #5, Joan Benedict.

 Here he is in his Oscar winning role as Gillespie in "In the Heat of the Night” with his chunky frame and serious-looking face.



 Here the role that pulled me in, “The Illustrated Man.” 





 I don’t like a lot of tattoos and something like this would be a killer. Actually, you know what, I probably still would. 


 I just love a man with a nice meaty ass.
***DADDY BONUS***

 I just love a big man who wears snug clothing. You almost don't need to see them naked.


 Just look at that. He's ready to burst out of those PJs.